yoke’s on you

i asked my boyfriend if while he was aways at this places if i could visit, if they had like a conjugal trailer or something
to which he asked whether i knew the etymology of the word conjugal
to which google replied, with some kinda cool new thing where etymologies pop up as a tree naturally
CON together JUGUM a yoke
coming under a yoke together!
sounds super fun

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i made a new resolution
that as soon as i can get 2014 photos cleared off my iphoto and the good ones saved uploaded and posted here
that i will retire from this

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instagram is hard it is too tempting
you post about one photo a day, usually hte best photo you take all day, and then you get instant grafitication of all this liking and commenting

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its such a strong reward system!
i crave all the liking who could help it?
especially with bert i mean what dog owner doesnt love 200 people in an hour telling you your beloved little pup is cute?

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who knows how old some of this crap is

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i remember this studio visit!

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nathan ritterspusch

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i wonder how many times in the past year i have said the word BERT

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bear in mind that every day i sing Bert his Bert songs

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usually made up tunes where every other word is Bert

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occasionally popular tunes where the words have all been changed to Bert

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such as “trap house Bert got a Bert with me and three young Berties that stay with me”

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trap house trap house trap house trap house

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oh yeah baby

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studio visit before our current show

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Bert’s new photo face
remember when Terence did this?

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getting pumped

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also check

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bert bag bert

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ooh i remember this studio visit too

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picking up this big bad boy for miami

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trap house bert oh shit get out of my head!

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not really

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more like schmoozing

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if you dont schmooze, you lose

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ugh this dress is so lame

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roxy made my hair look cool tho!

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thanks fab!
i had fun

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been dressing stupid

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been dressing up bert stupid too

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this photo makes me think of the word “longshoreman”
a word that in and of itself gives me a girl boner

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Bert is like UGH GROSS

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installing in miami

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kastper detailing

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bert hiding

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bert chasing

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what a brave boy!

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whereas this guy on the other hand was afraid of jellyfish

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i see one

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whatevs you guys have seen these on instagram already

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lol maybe not this one!

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this booth was so fun to make FYI

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gues who made this awesome painting

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are you peeing

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both these Anat Ebgi artists were cool

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ugh i wantt his screen in my life
i want matthew to do a show of video sculpture here!!!

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another large shirt!!! can u believe it

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another another painting!

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its my corner!!

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aways liked this person

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omg this makes me so nauseous right now
let’s end with a Bert smile fest cuz i gotta run adn shoot this artwork

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Author: admin

I am the owner of downtown contemporary art center THE HOLE! I am arts editor at i-D magazine I paint paintings and curate art shows all around

One thought on “yoke’s on you”

  1. My dog would’ve eaten that lizard. How do you put this all together? I feel like I’ve gone on vacation in the matter of a few mouse clicks. It’s like a Thomas Kinkade painting, but brighter with some edge. OK, a lot of edge.

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