Eggs Over Eazy E

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There has been an itchy stinky rash of negativity lately, huh?
Coming from weird places
Random clustering of data
Pure chance we would like to think

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then the Jaimie Warren wall sign arrived wrong and said this emo shit

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and then the tidal wave of feelgoodery that is Jaimie Warren hit too!

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omg

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i realize that “feelgoodery” just gave the anti-Deitch right a new word to add to their impoverished vocabulary to explain what they don’t like about him

but it is nothing to be embarrassed of!
Her first show was called “Don’t You Feel Better” and the answer to that was YES!

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OMG look at that face i could just eat it up

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her show The Whoas of Female Tragedy II opened Thursday here at Hole

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i’m sorry
i cannot help but smile

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i just can’t feel bad with this around

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they do grow people different in the midwest

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i would kill for a little less darkside myself

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these are our interns Gia and Ashley
now you can all have crushes on them in the international internet lurker community

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this guy has a great photo face, you have to keep that photo face, guy!

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Gracie Mansion i think it is!

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kembra’s dudes

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nobody’s baby

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teddy!
and amanda told me lady is a plus sized model and i am so jealous because i want to be that too!

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do these guys look fun or not i can’t tell

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whoah those horizontal stripes are really…

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Big Blue Bag Babe
i thought it would make autolevels cool to make that much blue but it didnt

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Chartreuse Car Coat Chic

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diamond dimple pimple person

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more neon? ugh im out of words

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why is everyone so good looking here

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The Dugas

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bitches better buy something over there

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chilly cap couple

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a man alone in contemplation of the jaimie universe

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why does everyone look like a creamy natural make up commercial

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odd couple

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awesome

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two men frends in contemplation of a laser photo laser engraving

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ryan best dancer ever remember him?

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kembra kept talking the whole time about jaimie’s art decisions of peachyness and creamyness as really cutting edge

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i think the pink floor makes everyone look like a little peach pop!!!

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tim barberino introduced me to her work so long ago!
how long ago??
patrick long ago!
Dumbo 2007??

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showroom crammed full of paintings!
shit is really is kinda crammed huh

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jesse helped make it happen
especially with that big honker four panel piece

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this hair!

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ok now everyone is getting really weird looking what time is it

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these guys sat in the office tryin to make friends

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i hope you guys get to see some of the show this way
before we shoot le install shots

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yay!

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so this
is maybe the best photo
couldnt have styled this guy better herself, huh?

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and then this
is my favourite photo

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ok fun’s over you slopped my nice pink floor and clogged my toilet get out of here
rabble

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the next night

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the riff raff

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amanda made dinner again!

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she has mastered the art of budget casual dinner funny

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some intern balled
was it ashley?
and some intern took those photos, was it….? shit the australian one
help me out here

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maymay came!
big belly bump!
it’s true!
horay!

and behind her Alexey walking around good as new
this makes me happy

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Casey Spooner toasted the artist
everyone piggin out at the trough
tough trencherman at table!

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as Jaimie said in recent interview why do you like food in your work “I’m always hungry”

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it’s good to stay hungry
it’s good to stick to your weirdy when you come up against people from conventional lifestyles who try to homogenize you into the normal
that is what i meant circling back to the topper if you will

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i feel very, perhaps, underestimated. i don’t feel like all the people around me really know what is going on up here in the ol’ cockpit. i was thinking about the way jaimie is nice and the very different way that i … am.
maybe i deserve a wee break from “wearing the mask”

Author: admin

I am the owner of downtown contemporary art center THE HOLE! I am arts editor at i-D magazine I paint paintings and curate art shows all around

12 thoughts on “Eggs Over Eazy E”

  1. Jeffery does suck for LA. Why are you trying to force him down our throats. Dudes low brow. His cheese only works in NY. Its nobodys fault…jeez. We know you hate LA. Chill. Have him come back and do his teenage parade shit in NYC or something.

  2. Damn, Jesse got a custard grill. I’m a send some oral hygiene products to 312 Bowery, 1B — My dentist gives out free toothbrushes (according to the packaging they are French, but they work just the same.)

    Who are the girls in the leather jackets? I’m sure one of you will read this. Please reply.

    Is the galleries intern Gia single? Gia are you single?

    Who are you Gia?

    Where did you come from?

    *SMH* I don’t know anymore.

  3. (specifically interested in the girl on the left — i don’t do drugs, have alibis, references, am employed and can travel)

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