talcum X

oh man Eric Yahnker is going to provide blog titles for a year~!
here is here installing

look at all this crap!

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i have been seeing so much great art recently

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these Kadars are bound for London so I dont get to sell any aaarrrghhhhh

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i want them all and i want to sell them all

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fantastic!@!@

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even the wee ones!

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in progress

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ugh so good

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and a fun new experiment!

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lovin the lews in lurid lime

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KATSU NEMEL ERUPTO

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ooh diagonal

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blurry dinner

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NYAD

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shit did i post these already!!!

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bye marcel!
thanks for interning for us!

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Montauk Fish Sandwitch

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snapper

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lemon lewy!

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shit did i post these already too??

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taylor studio visit

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shit i think i did

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simon!
what band was this again?

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adam green took me to see lady from royal trux who was like wild animal lady

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bye blocks!
short show sad

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i want everything to stay forever n ever

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the US OPEN is a really bad time for your camera zoom to break

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haha oh well

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look how happy i am

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look how dorky we are!
and jules left a bit early or he would have helped dork up this picture too

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this lady had no butt crack it was just one slab

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ooh!

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ooh!

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the only thing i dont like about hte word hound is the fact that it makes me want to write captions with the word “dog” in them which is so dorky

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hey look at this cool zine Jordan gave me when i was in SF!

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ha ha

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ye olde lewye

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this guy knows what is good

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this guy is cool i met him at barbeque

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my boy

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NOT the kram we know
uh oh!

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bleh
next!

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this looks suspicious

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a little sace in your face

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now THATS a good zine right there
parents should be proud

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my favourite artist made a new sculpture

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this is his studio
he is really shy

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the YAHNKER has ARRIVED!

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it’s christmas at the Hole

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omg WHAT is in these boxes

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I AM

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SO FUCKING EXCITED

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pot shot
here are some cameraphones for when my camera had died

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sittin pretty

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may may

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MAY i go go cartin

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MAY i wear a super cute jump suit

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vintage wall of va J J

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rehearsin

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grumpin

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hey!

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awesome

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devil butt

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lastly some HOLTON views from his show up now in LA (louisiana!)

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you guys are getting lots of art in this post

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yum yum yum i hope you are eatin it all up

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look at this sick detail
how the EFF did he get funfetti in there?

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UGH so beautiful

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these guys are more expensive so get one while you can

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they are the perfect livable size too

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i could live with this!!!

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and lastly some adam green party shots cuz i got ants in my pants for the eric yahnker party and my new pink hair and the cute dress im gonna wear and OOH PARTY TIME SEPTEMBER 4!!!!

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daniel pinchbeck!

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partytime
excellent

miss chief

“Now let it work. Mischief, thou art afoot. Take thou what course thou wilt.”

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i accidentally uploaded my new photos into an old AUGUST album this looks like 2009 maybe?

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oh boy
this is a rough one
i have been working on this long article on Dash for this magazine and its been overdue like 6 months and everytime i try to finish it i just cant

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i gotta i gotta i gotta
i gotta tell everyone how wonderful and gifted he was and share what it was like to know him with people who never got a chance to meet him

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Dashiell was such an inspiration to me of how to live in the world
I want to share the things he taught me with others

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this past Thursday i went to San Francisco so i could hang out wiht one of my other life coaches, Barry McGee

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i need a little Barry in my life every few years to remind me “what it’s all for”

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i hope everyone has a Barry in their lives too!
he is some kind of angel person
he has got the magic in him!

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haha and i wanted this guy to meet him too so he had to come with me!

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buddies stick together

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oops looks like a got a few buddy photos from NYC still to post

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when nature calls

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i think alexey has this as a tattoo?
or is that nico?

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never seen this as a tattoo

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fuck new york is pretty beautiful SF is going to have a run for its money on this one

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KILL ING IT

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ooh handsome devil

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ooh titty city

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ooh this amazing japanese homestyle restaurant next to MINCA on 5th street

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Joe has been helping my buy clothes that are classy and not teenager clothes and he has done such a good job i cant wait to show you

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you cant really see this dress but it is fancy and modest and well sewn
unlike EVERYTHING else i own

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joe has been teaching me all kinds of stuff!!

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SF we made it! phew!
you wont believe how complex it was but i dont wanna get into it
i want to eat grilled cheese and corn soup

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san francisco is so funny
they had parking spaces reserved for hybrid cars

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Larry Rinder at the Berkeley Museum of Art made this amazing thing happen
BARRY MCGEE MID CAREER SURVEY!!

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VIP preview ooh yeah

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“Do that good mischief which may make this island Thine own for ever”

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the man Jeffrey Deitch!
this was a big success for him as well
Barry was an artist he discovered back in the 90s and now he is having his mid career survey!

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jeffrey rules it was so nice to see him too

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wrote a great op-ed about it in case any publication cares to print the OTHER side of the MOCA story

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fuck em anyway
LA is so self consciously paranoid about not seeming superficial (i wonder why!) that it will never understand jeffrey and im not sure i wanna even bother to explain it to them

interestingly enough James Franco came into the gallery last week and we talked about exactly that
smart dude that James Franco

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this is some serious fucking awesome artwork btw but don’t think everyone will get why
and that is ok too

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oops how did this picture of Barry McGee from V1 gallery get in here?

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spray it dont say it

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“To mourn a mischief that is past and gone Is the next way to draw new mischief on.”
oh yeah!!

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“But I shall do thee mischief in the wood”

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imagine the hand control it takes to make a drawing like this with ball point pen

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i tried making one myself
one of the long lonely days as a receptionist at deitch

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i tried many times actually

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nuthin doin

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the man is a master

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“Marry, this is miching mallecho; it means mischief.”

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a margaret test strip? a chris jo j j

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ooh i love paraphernalia boxes

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“paraphrenalia” is that good neologism or no?

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wow what is this an old print series?

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this guy was just banging his head on the wall

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omg student works!

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awesome

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“Let them call it mischief: When it is past and prospered t’will be virtue”

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“mischief itself is merely an attempt to escape from the dreary vacuum of idleness.”

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“I think a certain amount of anger has been a fuel of mine, if you want – but also some sort of sadness, and plain mischief, of course.” -Siouxsie Sioux

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“A learned woman is thought to be a comet, that bodes mischief whenever it appears.”
ooh that is a weird one

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omg amazing

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“You wait on nature’s mischief! come, thick night”

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i love this oooo i love this!!!!!

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“Come, boy, with me; my thoughts are ripe in mischief”

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“Will it serve for any model to build mischief on?”

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“There’s mischief in this man: canst thou say further?”

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“Some sudden mischief may arise of it”

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im having so much fun i am so overwhelmed

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i got to talk to aaron rose, larry rinder, suzanne geiss and alexxa, chris perez, laura tepper (!!!), teddy willoughby (!!!) andrea sonnenberg, josh lazcano, omg who else

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jeffrey introduced me to garry garrels and this collector dude who fuck i didnt get his card

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ooh cameo by jimmy d!

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and jacob ciocci

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ooh the buff

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oops i forgot what joe told me THR stood for

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ooh andrew jeffrey wright

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so this thing was from deitch and jeffrey and i both assumed it was a shipping container but lo!
the thing is fucking wood painted to look like that. can you belive it??

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this is in Moscow!
NASTYA DTF!!!!

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ho boy

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SUPE!

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REMIO!

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party time

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sittin it out

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side armin

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Aaaaaaa

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i love these! i want to do a show of just these everywhere Barry lets do it!!!

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this guy was huge wish i had been in the photo to provide scale

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ah yes

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i am having the time of my life

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and this piece can you believe it!!!

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i gotta go i am so overstimulated

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aaaa i am in loveeeeeee

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chris perez threw this wonderful dinner and invited me and joe

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i sat with jeffrey and suzanne and talked about fun stuff and so many fun show ideas

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hey what r those guys doin

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oopsies ha ha!

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ah i am in love!

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oh boy oh boy oh boy

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barry his new assistant duder and chris perez

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the Berkeley Museum party guy was awesome

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oh man i am too in a tizz to write intelligent provocative captions

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just so excited

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so happy i got to go to this great opening i am one lucky sumbitch

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barry said i could be in DFW and would draw me out DFW for a tattoo i’ve always wanted to get on my wrist and pretty much…..my life is complete

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aaaaaaaaaa we were both pretty excited

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after such a fun night i dont even know what else to write

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devendra!

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someone wrote my name on stuff!
i love that

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🙂

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omg this photo is just TOO MUCH
jeez louise
not sure how to caption this one
too hot to handle!!!

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the W hotel is pretty dorky FYI

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breakfast was pretty lovely

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hey! its my favourite chicago weirdo

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lurking

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VERY san francisco

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vegans everywhere

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scribbles everywhere

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awesome

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is this….? or isnt it

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doggin it

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the weather was so lovely, 60 sunny breezy got to wear my new fall clothes joe picked out, i wore BLUE JEANS i havent worn a nice pair of blue jeans in like five years

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i dont want to say he is an amazing stylist because he woudl be embarrassed so i will just say jeez, he knows a lot about nice clothes

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hung out with remio on the corner

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suzanne’s butt chairs!

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i left joe at graffiti dude barbeque so i could see the ocean before i came home

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so beautiful

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i couldnt find the sproingy hedge that dash and i used to sit on together way back when but it was ok

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you cant see but this is a restaurant perched on the cliff overlooking the ocean

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i ate some clam chowder and thought about dash

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got in at 530am feeling like a pile of shit! red eye home from west coast sucks balls.
but today i feel great and posting these photos i get to relive all the imagery from this awesome final mini vacation and say bye to summer!

Barry has filled me with the strength i need to kick ass through another fall art season!

the only maker that you want to meet

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Shoplifter by Assume Vivid Astro Focus

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Leo Fitzpatrick by Andrew Kuo

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Francesca by Seana Gavin

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Seana by Francesca Gavin

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Cheryl Dunn by Aaron Rose

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Assume Vivid Astro Focus by Shoplifter

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Marc Bell by Jeff Ladouceur

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Jeff Ladouceur by Marc Bell

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Matt by Brain

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Brain by Matt

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Peter Sutherland by Lele Savieri

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Lele by Peter Sutherland

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Grant by Scott Hug

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Isaac Lin by Andrew Jeffrey Wright

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Kadar by Kris Kahler

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Kris Kahler by Kadar Brock

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Laura O’Reilly by Mike Namer

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BodyByBody by Parker Ito

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Ashley Macomber by Matt Leines

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Andrea Sonnenberg by Sandy Kim

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Lizzi Bougatsos by Brian Degraw

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Parker Ito by BodyByBody

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Todd James by Steve Powers hahahaha!

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i dont mean to pick favourites but this was my favourite piece in the show
Steve Powers by Todd James

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Anders Oinonen by Suzy Oliveira

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Maria Robledo by Holton Rower

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Teddy Boyer by Spencer Product

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Scott Reeder by Tyson Reeder

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Tim Noble by Sue Webster

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Sue Webster by Tim Noble

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Holton Rower by Maria Robledo

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Jeff Vespa by TIm Biskup

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Allison Blickle by Libby Black

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Robert Lazzarini does Justin Lowe and Jonah Freedman

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Alexey and Marc Cross
Knuckleheads

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Jeremy Kost by Sharon Needles

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N O Tannen by Jesse Edwards

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Stefan Bondell by Lola Schnabel

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SHaron Needles by JEremy Kost

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Glenn Obrien by Andre Saraiva

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Ben JOnes and Christina Gregory double portrait

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Matt Leines by Ashley Macomber

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N Dash by Evan Gruzis

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Kenny Scharf by Kembra Pfahler

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Billy Grant by Brian Belott

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Jaimie Warren by Cody Critcheloe

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Kunle Martins by Dash Snow

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Kevin by Baker Don Baechelor

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Matt Jones by Eric Cahan

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Scott Ewalt by Kristy LeibowitZ

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SPencer Product by Theodore Boyer

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Tim Biskup by Jeff Vespa

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Andrew Jeffrey Wright by Isaac Lin

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Matthew Stone by Karley Sciortino

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Joe Bradley by Lance De Los Reyes

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Max Snow by Caroline Snow

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Caroline Snow by Max Snow

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SLater Bradley by Ben Brock

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McDermott and McGough by Jack Pierson

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Agathe Snow by Anthony Holbrooke

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Taylor Mckimens by Joe Grillo

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Joe Grillo by Taylor McKimens

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Katsu by Jim Joe

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Jim Joe by Katsu

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Mike Namer by Laura O’Reilly

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Eric Foss by Clayton Patterson

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Tjorg De Beer by Jiannis Varelas

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Hisham Bharoocha by Yamataka EYE

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Naomi Fisher by Jim Drain

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Jim Drain by Naomi Fisher

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Scott Hug by Grant Worth

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Anthony Holbrooke by Agathe Snow

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Matthew Craven by Matt Stone

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Adam Dugas by Casey Spooner

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Casey Spooner by Adam Dugas

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Colette Robbins by Micah Ganske

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Rita Ackermann by TIm Barber

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Jane Moseley by Rachel Chandler

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Malcolm Stuart by Bec Stupac

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Dustin Yellin by Joey Frank

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Evan Gruzis by N Dash

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Yoko Ono by Threeasfour

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Bruce High Quality by Terence Koh

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Jiannis Varelas by Tjorg De Beer

did i miss anybody????
oh shit Ryan McGinley and Levi next post, cant find Levi portrait in the server for some reason grrrrr

bitch burning

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i’m sad that we had to deinstall the portrait show and i realized that i never posted everyone’s great pieces
Karley Sciortino by Matthew Stone

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Donald Cummings as Aurel Schmidt

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Clayton Patterson by Eric Foss

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Vanessa Prager by Alex Prager

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Kristy Leibowitz by Scott Ewalt

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John Holland by Adam Schleimer

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Adam Tullie by Angeline Rivas

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Aurel as Donald Cummings sees her

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Brian Degraw by Lizzi Bougatsos

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Bill Powers by Cynthia Rowley

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Lance De Los Reyes by Joe Bradley

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Yamataka Eye by Hisham Bharoocha

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Justin Lowe and Dennis Hoekstra

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Tim Hull by Gordon Hull

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Billy Grant by Brian Belott

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Ben Brock by Slater Bradley

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Tim Barber by Rita Ackermann

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Rene Ricard by Maripol

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Threeasfour by Yoko Ono

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Cynthia Rowley by Terence Koh by Bill Powers

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Allison Schulnik by Eric Yahnker

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maripol by Rene Ricard

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Bijoux Altamirano by Spencer Sweeney

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Christian Rosa by Raymond Pettibon

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Eddie Martinez by Sam Moyer

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Adam Schleimer by John Holland

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IO by JD Samson

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Matt Stone by Matthew Craven

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Rachel Chandler by Jane Moseley

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Jo Jackson by Chris Johanson

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Chris Johanson by Jo Jackson

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Eric Yahnker by Allison Schulnik

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Barry McGee by Clare Rojas (!!!)

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Clare Rojas by Barry McGee (!!!)

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Micah Ganske by Colette Robbins

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Libby Black by Alison Blickle

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Alex Prager by Vanessa Prager

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Aaron Rose by Cheryl Dunn

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Ry Fyan by Keegan McHargue

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Sam Moyer by Eddie Martinez

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Bec Stupac by Malcolm Stuart

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kembra Pfahler by Kenny Scharf

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Brian Belott by Billy Grant

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Fab Five Freddy by Jeanette Hayes

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Chelsea Seltzer by Theo Rosenblum

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Theo Rosenblum by Chelsea Seltzer

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Jeanette Hayes by Fab Five

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Keegan McHargue by Ry Fyan

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Terence Koh by Bruce High Quality

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Gordon Hull by Tim Hull

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Jesse Edwards by Enno Tianen

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Andre Saraiva by Glenn Obrien

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Susy Oliveira by Anders Oinonen

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Cody Critcheloe by Jaimie Warren

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Andrew Kuo by Leo Fitzpatrick

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Eric Cahn by Matt Jones

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Lola Schnabel by Stefan Bondell

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Don Baechelor by Kevin Baker

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Jack Pierson by McDermott and McGough

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Angeline Rivas by Adam Tullie
OMG SO MANY PORTRAITS
i have to make another riposte

the fug

“while as for the twittering birds their heartiness in the circumstances seemed overdone and in dubious taste”

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i am of course back at the gallery in my familiar chair with my familiar keyboard and familiar smattering of cigarette ash all over everything so allow me to indulge in a bit of melancholy that after so much fun excitement i am just me still, sitting still right here

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now THAT is a good looking band right there

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kembra surveying her plops

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had lunch at Soho House with Matthew so we could hatch some plots

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there is a photo blackout here because we were on stage dancing around for an hour

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OMG joe came i was sooooo happy

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i took a million photos of him i couldnt resist

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phew!
feel much better now

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afterparty

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everyone in London loved the show it was so great i think it went amazing

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then we went out dancing and on secret night missions and again, wish i could bring myself to take photos of the funnest parts of things
the funnest parts of the past week or so are not of course on my blog
if you know what i mean
and it makes me sad sometimes because these beautiful poignant passionate or shocking moments just stay in my head and head photos expire while hard drives of data do not

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maybe i should work on maintaining my brain photo hard drive so i dont just let it all slip away due to cocktails and drugs and sleep and ennui

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ugh mornings
i dont care if there is complimentary breakfast included, most mornings SUCK

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i found another weird colored shifty light that i took a million photos of

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that seems to be a theme from my trip; see past two posts

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joe these are gross by the way
omg so gross!
wish i had gotten a photo of you with the hula hoops on all your fingers
<3

Nolle Prosequi

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i had the funnest last day there with Jesper talking about art and the pressures of running a gallery

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more specifically perhaps the cognitive dissonance caused by being a renegade type young person forced to grow up and smile at people at art fairs

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these new photos by Matthew are amazing we have to show these at teh Hole this winter and have a naked lazer dance party

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i will learn to spell lazer by then too

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oh wait maybe i already did?

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first we have to look closer at matthew stone show then we can move on from there

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new printing and framing techniques

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i love the small personalized nowness moments in the renaissanceyness
i love that i bumped into this guy on the street later in london too!

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OMG amazing

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Jesper pointing out that you can see the phone number written on dude’s hand amazing

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three graces

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anyone else spot any art history nods?

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this piece keeps sticking out to me as so genius
maybe its just the colors that are killing me
softly

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rooting around in storage is really fun too

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this is a print how craze is that

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how did they print… sharpie and spray?

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this guy’s name i cant remember for hte life of me as it is so bland
john copeland?

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i think that might be it

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this lady is danish painter and i can cheat by looking through my text messages to see her name is ANIKA LORI

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🙂

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this kinda “everythign and the kitchen sinky” arT I have seen before lots, obv, but there is something nice about many of her pieces that is more special than the trend

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parker ito! there is a danish guy that made abstract painting on reflective jogging material!

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Jesper took me to hang out with this young and very ambitious collector friend of his and it was so nice

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adjusting a matthew stone piece that was askew

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dont worry we are art dealers and authorized to touch things

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aw!
argh!
i didnt take pictures in his big house (this is just his art garage!)
but he had so major barry pieces inside i wanted to die
i wanted…to steal them in the night

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lunch was this new Damien Hirst piece

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then we walked around all over
this was some show at the danish version of the vienna secession and was so trendy and lame, oh goodness, i know i SHOULD bother to explain why “most trendy art sucks” but it sullies my creative faculties to tromp around in their mud so i refuse

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you can figure out why this stuff is stupid on your own im sure

but here is a photo to juxtapose the above with in case you need help:

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now THATS some geodesic sphere art

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omg adorable

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May took me to Christiania the free town part of Copenhagen that has secceeded from the EU and runs itself

you should read more about it HERE it is very interesting

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everyone built their own houses there and stuff

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we had BBQ with her friends who run ALIS
one thing they did was build an awesome skate park in christiania!

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you are not supposed to take photos sooooo
youre welcome!

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read more about ALIS here!

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🙂

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May on some rolling papers and JP stickin blog stickers!

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i dont wanna go home i was just starting to get the hang of it

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May and I went to airport and she flew home to NYC and i flew to London

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jeez louise!
what if you are like kicking opiates and just buying a pack of cigarettes to try to distract you from the horrible withdrawl symptoms and then see this fun thing

RUDE

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“the cut”
hahahahahaha!

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oh cute this is my cute room!

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for this thing
coming soon

Let’s Go Bombing Tonight

clearly there has not been enough art posted on this
if Denmark is going to get their Kroner’s worth of my curatorial grant i need to art this shit up a bit

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sigh!
we are still at May’s summerhusel wearing schabeljamas

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i dont wanna look art art i just want to drink their beer and make out with their men
oh well

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back to the city i guess

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Michael Kvium is one of their great Danish painters
JP put him in our Dane show and they are so dark and weird
something about them keeps them from being Juxtapose Neo Surrealism crud which i dont like

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not sure what
this sculpture is that dude from argh what is his name
Matthew Ronay

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the gallerist told me this piece was about “nothing”
🙂

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Nicolai Wallner

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now we are talkin

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chris johanson is such a visionary
i wish i could show his paintings here at Hole

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or david shrigley

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how awesome would that be if i could get them to do 2person show here

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i would die of happy

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!!!!

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JP says he doesnt like the painting ones as much as the simple drawings
maybe i agree

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they are pretty great tho

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after remarkably little art we decided to go to Tivoli the oldest amusement park in the world

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i remember being on a panel discussion years ago with Klaus and Shamim and they said what would be your curatorial dream project and I said to do an amuseument park and circus all made by contemporary artists

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i didnt take my camera on any of the super scary rides because i am afraid of rides adn thught i would drop it when i went upside down

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Schnapps in Denmark is not like Schnapps in your parent’s liquor cabinet

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look at all these weird things!

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i said what is this and they said “fat”
ewwww

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ah i just want to hang out and feel not alone and see things not new york city play on my retina

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def not new york city

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i promise there will be more art

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maybe 🙂

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this was by far the scariest, and like scary in not a good way
scary like you are on a swing hundred heet in the air held on by a thin little chain that you are sure was not tested to american weight standards

luggamay!

That is how you pronounce May’s name, Lykke May

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JP had fun dinner at his house with two buddies, Matthew Stone, Jesper and Nicolai Frahm and Maymay who I havent seen in MONTHS!

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it made me very happy
i had picked her a bouquet of wild flowers by the train tracks and was so excited i forgot to give them to her

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Jesper the guy who runs Whee Won (danske pronunciation) has some pretty sweet art

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duh he has been running an awesome gallery for like 8 years of course he has amazing collection

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old wes lang

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i love how the danes love dash oo i love it!

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david shrigley, chris johanson
aaaaaaa jealous i have neither of those 🙁

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HuskMitNavn i guessing

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party at a skate park! haha it was kinda cool actually
some crazy club that was too dark for photos and man the people there! were lucky it was too dark for photos if u know what i mean

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good morning crippling hangover with migraine accompaniment!

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good morning sitting in the itchy grass with no sunglasses while JP makes enormous piece at Hall of Fame graffiti megaplex!

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be careful of overindulging while on trip: you essentially fuck yourself for two days and are useless which is SO not the best use of your time there

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May scooped me up n saved me
this is her mom’s super cute house and pond

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Maymay took me to her sommerhusel and gave me many Haribo

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ahhhhhh

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i lykke to loaff with quiet when i haff migraine

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May decided she would show me Schnabelsausse
the trick to making amazing marinara
you start with just tomaten and no olive oil at all

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garlic is involved a bit later, but not onion. you have to pick either onion or garlic but not both, and dont start with the darn thing!

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thickening takes place for those who are patient

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to the teeth!

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there is basil n salt n pepper n cheesie and sugar and we sneakied some hot peppers but that is it baby

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exploring the yard

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oh god i hate to say it but the next night may chucked a bunch of these guys into the fire
she calls them killer slugs and she does NOT LIKE them one bit

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ta daa!
omg when you are starving and dead hungover this is how pasta looks to you

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this is how the person who saves you from a migraine related death looks to you

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ahhhhh

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i was being dramatic but have you ever had a migraine? even a self induced one

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i should write a poem about it because blog is not right format to capture the pain in perfectly pitched metaphor

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plus May said i was being a baby and i probably was because the fun of the night clearly outweighed even the most crippling hangover, and hangovers only suck when you didn’t actually manage to have fun

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thank you sir MAY i have another

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it’s just a dog not a fun sea monster

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her beach house zone is like the Montauk of Copenhagen but jeez so much more peaceful even!

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we watched movies and lay around and then had ice cream for breakfast

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to go hiking

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olden treez

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you guys are pretty happy that May was walkin first, huh?

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ooh rain

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we are buddies and these cupcakes confirm it

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wild strawberries

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making dinner again this time for JP

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OMG

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may is really good cooklet

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marshmellers

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i am sooooo peaced out by these photos maybe i should post the rest tomorrow i wanna just sleep and listen to the night and sniff the musky night plants and watch my eyelashes drop like a furry curtain

appelsinjuice

appels in juice means orange juice here

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that is about as far as i have gotten with my danish

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Fisse Fj’s apparently means “pussy face” but how the hell do you pronounce “fj” ???

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B’skubber
means “shit pusher”

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Pik slikker
that is a great onomotopoetic way to say cocksucker
Cok slurple might be funnier

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Ølfisse
apparently means “beer pussy” but what is that except a list of two fun things?

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i am in Denmark on a Curatorial Research Grant

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and what’s funny is i feel like i am getting over on someone

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but clearly i actually am a curator and i actually am doing curatorial research

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and i made it just in time from airport to Matthew Stone opening solo show at V1!!!

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Jesper Elg and Mikkel run the joint

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Matthew rules the school

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while I handel the bar

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wow!

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this was JPs favourite

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downtsairs side show

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matthew used these lasers to make these amazing photos that I will show you in next post

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the afterparty

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“if you want to dance behind me in the DJ booth you totally can” 🙂

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JP’s house

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JP curated our Danish art show last year remember? and i get to stay at his awesome housel

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you had me at DASH!

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awesome!!

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i have never seen a brunch this decadent
at one of JP restaurants called SOMMERHUSEL
or something

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this is his beach house club

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its enormous

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BubbelHusel

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finding presents in the storage to add to the Eddie Wall

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the lucky kids of Copenhagen who get to paint trains wow!

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we toured Jan S Hansen at IMO and talked with TOKE

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Ks are pronounced Gs so TOGE i suposel

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ScribbelHusel

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JP
BRASKART.COM GO THERE

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awesome

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neon highlight on silver!

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these signs apparently mean YOUR GRAFFITI HAS BEEN CATALOGUED AND WILL BE SHORTLY BUFFED

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unperterbèd

fuckel dammen i have so many more photos but i have to go ride some rollercoasters one sec

the world is too much with us

late and soon

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Getting and spending, we lay waste our powers;

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Little we see in Nature that is ours;

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We have given our hearts away, a sordid boon!

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This Sea that bares her bosom to the moon,

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The winds that will be howling at all hours,

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And are up-gathered now like sleeping flowers,

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For this, for everything, we are out of tune;

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It moves us not. –Great God! I’d rather be

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A Pagan suckled in a creed outworn;

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So might I, standing on this pleasant lea,

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Have glimpses that would make me less forlorn;

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Have sight of Proteus rising from the sea;

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Or hear old Triton blow his wreathèd horn.

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this is the Watermill benefit
whose deluge delayed me from arriving in time to see Kembra’s awesome performance

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the beginning of a shockingly disturbing night

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oh well breakfast fixes most things

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the problem with joe is that there are too many cute photos to choose from

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he lives a block from DOUGH a fancy doughnut shop marooned in the middle of bed stuy proferring their passion fruit doughnuts

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kembra gothletics

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did i mention that joe and i got matching running shoes and have devoted our lives to exercise?

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and weirder things of course

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kembra is good at getting the guys naked

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shiny city at night

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more exercise

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something about idle hands and the devil

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sometimes the city gets painted

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and sometimes it paints itself!

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the world is too much with us

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mike bones

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alcohol and exercise

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a great studio visit can fix any day!

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fuckkk

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ha ha the look on Holton’s face is the look of someone who knows they killed it

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omg to die for