Accalaids

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things seem oddly calm

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made a painting

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ate a sandwich

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visited a studio

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oh brother!

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there is time for tea time

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time for weird outing

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cutest art date ever

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summer just drifting by

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not too stressed about it

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joe took me to this great cheap noodle place
weird colors tho

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eee!

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painted his apartment and put together an ikea bed
oh boy

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adorable

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how is it morning already

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pretty tho

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if mornings werent so photogenic i would tell them to piss off forever

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what should i be?

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returned a rental car and walked 45 blocks

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oops

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i thought this one turned out jolly good!

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joe is pretty good drawer too

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bottom drawer

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harlem outing

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seinfeld diner

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accalaids

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last night we celebrated one big new accolade
can you tell this is “fancy food”

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Dumont maybe best to just stick to the burgers tho

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my boy NOTEEF

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ZAONERRRR

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woke up at 7am couldn’t get back to sleep
pretty flowers tho

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better with a Joe

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spent all morning in barnes and noble it was fun

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on way to big meeting today where even more accolades were acquired!

feeling pretty good that the hard work is paying off even tho these photos seem like im just goofin off

derring doo

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so i did this photo shoot in the gallery for ID magazine of “thirty interesting people thirty and under”

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look for it in the fall issue!

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thanks kristy!

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dont remember which of the thirty this was!

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someone turned 21 that night too!

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dude im 31 why have i been to so many 21st bdays recently jeeeeZe

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night got way blurryerrr

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got drunk as a teen

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met some fun new friends!

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hou?
andrea sonnenberg for one

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right now there is a fun jeans event here

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we rented the gallery out for a one night jeans party

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free jeans!

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these are mine u cant have these

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today has been the most stressful day

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i just wanna look at jeans and not worry about the million things blowin up in my face

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the urban outfitters guy said i had “derring do” and i shouldnt worry about it

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do i dare to eat a peach?

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do i dare to bedazzle

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i need a drink

like a fish needs a bicycle

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i think ive found a new muse!

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new additions to the portrait show
mine will be hung tomorrow!

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well hung tomorrow

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who misses Ben Jones?
me!

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where am i going

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ew laguardia is gross

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ew the knitter doing a tampax ad!

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ew table panties

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stopped at lots of bars on the way to fun

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wedding!

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it was at an old camp from the 1920s

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spooky!

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games for men and boys was a great read

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alone on a lake

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hard to navigate a canoooo solo 🙁

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first i fed them my gum

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then i spit in the water and they seemed to like that better

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then this dude jumped in to swim and one of the fish bit his nipple!
he felt violated

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not this guy

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not this guy

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this is lorenzo

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this guy

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got his tittie twisted by a fishie

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campin

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bikin

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stylin

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two ties never enough

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yay!
nicole

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omg too cute

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this dress is killer!

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the only wedding i have ever been to before was in new orleans when i was 14 and my half brother curt got married and i was bride main in my sea foam dress

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none of my adulty friends are married

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it is scary!

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but pretty

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the deed is done!
and they lived happily ever after

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i dont know whose grandma this is and she is cute

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cool guys

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aaa cute!

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fun self service photo booth!

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fun dorky

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fresh n tasty

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EE crew

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so cutie

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so pretty

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evan dad party animal

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soooo evan!

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guy that owns green gallery was my fun wedding buddy

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i wish i had made it to see his space in milwaukee before i flew out

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i got so wasted and found this frog

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so i just went to my room and played with my frog Squeaky

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the next morinig i was halfway to the airport when i turned around and drove to chicago instead to see my buddy levi

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he took me to the best soul food restuarant in the midwest

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levi knows what is good, gotta hand it to him for that

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those pants tho,,,,,

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we swam in the lake

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i said bye bye

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bye honey i dont wanna use the word pray but i appeal to the universe every day to make your life better

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caught the last flight home thank GOB

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i missed my friends 🙂

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look at this cool cheese hat i got!

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sunday and monday so relaxed couldnt even get outta bed

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except to work on this portrait of my new muse
it’s going to be awesome!!!
i am so inspired!!!

re-noodling

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105 in the midtown tunnel and rising!

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ja, ja, ja its hot!!

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got this TRAP

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joe and i went all the way out to Shutter Island for Andre Saraiva birthday!

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we went to ndre Balaczzz house then some hotel Andre Balaczszz owned

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yay! happy b day!

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ooo

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joe is the best dancer and everyone kept telling him what a good dancer he ways it was great! (i got to dance with him)

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buddies

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pokey

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sleepy

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still hot as fuck!

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this is my least favourite thing to be called

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plate painting party!

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priorities

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pool party

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monkeys

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🙂

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oh noo
so joe cut his arm climbing over a fence last week and after a really unpleasant week of arm, this happened:

omg omg omg
(i actually had to delete this photo its too gross)

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squeamish and not gonna watch

(had to delete this one too due to squeam)
and! we all survived and were very brave and got to go safely to Takahatchi
peace to all and grace be unto

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miso Cod!

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this is where joe lives i guess i you guys havent seen his apartment before

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“it will make you feel young, as when the world was new”

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this is fun

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oh no another chico mural

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adam green visit!

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he was making pintar in mccauley caulkin place, got to meet him, oh jeez!!

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scott ewalt

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hey i finished it!!!!
it is hard to type while i am repeatedly patting myself on the back

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smile jorge! you are an evil digital robot man

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“death of a ladies man”

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oo kembra djed a party wo!

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whoah

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theyre grrrrrrrr8

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extra small

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jar jar

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sigh!

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hou hou hou

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fab and i had fun dinner party

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smiley bump!

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ooh just for me no foolin mister?

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at Maria Brito house
check out this amazing bracelet

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check out this amazing os!

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moo!

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got my boots fixed

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secret meeting today

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more on that later

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hugs n kisses for everyone!
being positive and affectionate!
oh jeez

the world must be peopled

mustn’t it?

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this will be a dump truck of a post as i made the mistake of going through old hard drives looking for a Dash collage for this museum catalogue and encountered all this!

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the past must be countenanced

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patrick photo cluster

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parent photo

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where did these come from?

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dakis photo

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remember when i curated this show of Dan Colen’s sculpture of Dash’s wall at Deitch like….2004??

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patrick in norway with me for that Kunsthalle Bergen thing i did

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2008 winter?

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when you dont know the words to a song just mouth the word WATERMELON WATERMELON

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flattering

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when i think of Spencer Sweeney this is how I think of him

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parents kissing
i suppose the world must be peopled…

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Kembra and Kenneth Anger

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ooh back at the present day

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i took some details of the Andre Show with the lights on so people could see the amazing details

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The Absolut Club has a spinning mirror bottle disco ball

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did you know this door was green?

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or this hatch was orange?

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so pretty!

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so happy 4th and all that

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i didnt know what to do with myself and felt like a dork
the hole hosted a fun party at the standard i hope people had fun there

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i went to a roof on avenue C

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and shot off some fireworks

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super fun

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oh no! i found this when i got home and it send me into this crazy unhappy spiral of how love can be over and how much my whole being revolts at the thought

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makes me want to not even be able to take another breath

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my whole chest contracted into one revolt of living
the anatomically ridiculous phrase heart ache

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more weird oldies
i never yet saw man, how wise, how noble, young, how rarely featured, but i could spell him backwards

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kcirtap

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tee hee ecneret

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arbmek

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in sellexurb

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sorry i warned u

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fatrick one me a dog at a houston state fair

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boobrednu
(underboob)

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drownin

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flashin

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lesab

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sonokym

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i guess i used to moon things a lot more in like 2007-2010

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???

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kcirtap!!!!
i wonder how is heart is at the moment

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a ghost!

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ah back to present day thank goodness

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adam green’s man slippers

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really fun studio visit

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tan boob

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oh mykonos again

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this looks suspicious

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kcin

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wish i hadnt found this folder

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this one makes me want to die
let’s stop this nonsense

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i miss eoj and yam and my friends who are not here

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would it not grieve a woman to be overmastered with a piece of valiant dust? to make an account of her life to a clod of wayward marl?

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go to, i’faith, an thou wilt needs thrust thy neck into a yoke, wear the print of it, and sigh away Sundays

the most wonderfully wooly baa lamb that ever stepped

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let’s step out together

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last post caught me being too pretentious i felt

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i mean, it’s not the 90s anymore

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it’s a new day

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dawning

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this is the first time in years i remember watching a sunrise and not contemplating suicide

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good plot, good friends, a very good plot and very good friends

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on a small graffiti tour

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someone writes KATHY it seems isn’t that fun???

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haha

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the morning doesnt seem so bad when you have a close friend by your side

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nick and i saw this penny farthing
he and i look like a penny farthing together a bit, no?

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he is the devil and i am the egg maybe

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he is fried and i am a big chicken

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i can’t show you the rest of the photos which sucks because i was just looking at sandy kim blog and she gets to post whatever she wants and what happened to the time when i could post whatever i wanted without drama

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i mean its just a blog folks

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WHATEVER

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there is enough all else going on anyways

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i helped my friend move into his new apartment which is very happy making

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then we thought we woudl drive to Fabiolas because i am blessed with good friends who have beach house 🙂

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even ponce’s kick the bucket it seems!

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amazing!

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we made cole slaw that turned out more mush than slaw

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hair loom tomatoes

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Fab’s house was a dog jamboree
there were a total of EIGHT DOGS there when we arrived!

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this is me while Joe kept going into Boost Mobile
BO-ring

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that’s ok a joes gotta do what a joes gotta do

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to keep himself in lobster rolls i suppose 🙂

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this is Lola and her Isaac

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we went to see her new studio!
in a potato barn!!!

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she made a portrait of us
here it is just starting out
this made me so mush!

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the ceiling of the cube was really weird
i love renting cubes
they feel very people wagony
why do i like them so much
they used to drive Levi nutz!

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some late night diner gave us friend plantains n pork and beans and a million whiskeys

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how do i have no photos of the beach???
this is me this morning when i couldnt sleep from 5am on

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i guess i’ll sit out here
i have… a hard time relaxing

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this is a close as i got to the bunnies littering the yard

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look at this drowning bug climbing on another drowning bug to stay dry
what a dick

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i liberated them all

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here watch this one dance

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boogie boogie boogie

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ha!

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driving home there are so many things you want to buy to keep the beach dream alive

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i love getting photos of joe when he is not making tough guy face 🙂

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sunflowers as weapon

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he took flowers on the ferry to see his pa in fire island

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while i spent another three hours listening to top 40 stuck in traffic on the highway

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sigh!!!

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im going to get separation anxiety i think

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oh well
still lots of graffiti to document

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and i love BEING a virgo!
(read: virago)

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fuck the TRAP came out blurry

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still love photo ing this

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this is little Levi disappearing into Port Authority on his way outta town
i was so mean to him before he left
and he looked so in need of love
but i just couldn’t give it to him

it seems, as lola said, i have to love myself first