AUTO DICKS

facebook provides me with so much: blog titles, todd levin explaining the drama in LA, a deluded sense of importance, stalking ex boyfriends
sigh!

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why can’t the days feel like the nights
in the summer in the city
in the summer in the city

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my new favourite writer DINK đŸ™‚

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my Dartmouth friend Hillary is doing this

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i might be going to this in a minute

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some Rick Owens clothes arrived for Kembra and we all tried to figure out how to put them on

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haha “fashion”
that means “which way is up” or “where does my arm go?”
this UTAH truck is great all these guys want to hate, fuck guys

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AUTO DICKS

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haha

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so there was this thing Stefania Pia organized in that school thing called JAMBOREE with all these people with rooms
this is the Adam Green Room

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these paintings are fantastic!

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grey area tankinis

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miss lilies

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never not a new york thing ing

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haha im an idiot i forgot to take a photo bfore camera died of our own Joe Grillo room with new Dearrinadrop clothes that were awesome

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Maurizio Cattelan

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Ella something
just opened at Gavin Brown last night i think!

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the days have become a bit blurred
i am stuck in some kind of sludge
a laziness, an ennui, a sleep all day-ness

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Shinique Smith awesome

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Misaki in the fart room

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when really what i want is to be active and dynamic and check all the things off the list now that i have time and space to achieve them in the lazy summer

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im just so hot n tired

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this is the Bianca Cassady opening at Cheim and Reed

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these wee things looked kinda like the deitch works
(i dont mind if i never see a small collage on old paper again)

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but these larger pieces were so exquisitely limned, as siobbahn texted me, and so lovely and strange
plus there were cock bouquets

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cock salon?

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the dinner was at either Cheim or Reed’s and was so pretty

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is this NYC?

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coulda fooled us

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good morning~

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good morning dumpster juice

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so i thought i would try to do something relevant and post about this crazy LA MOCA shakeup drama
where Paul Shimmel either left or was fired and now Jeffrey will be the main curator there
THIS

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i chose eric yahnker to illustrate my thoughts as he is a subtle, subtle thinker
OR THAT

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and may just be a bit bolder than me!
HERE TOO

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i have no particular thoughts about Schimmel leaving other than he is a legendary curator who has done so many great REVISIONIST things for the menagerie of art people in LA and he seems just great to me!

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it’s more that people seem sad that Jeffrey will get to curate things now
THIS WHICH SEEMS TO THINK JEFFREY CURATED THE NEST SHOW AND WILL THUSLY FILL THE MOCA WITH PEE AND YELLOW PAGES (IT WAS ME)

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many people just don’t get jeffrey and will never get jeffrey (these people are usually sad people that have problems connecting with others and fear their genitals and their fellow man hahaha just kidding)
and will forever think him “unserious”

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speaking of unserious i apologize if i led anyone to believe that my ex taking photos of my tits was anything other than strictly platonic photo play with an ex-boyfriend

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but this notion of “unserious” really drives me up the wall as some ignorant artists and shallow dealers and closed-minded collectors even have passed me over after labeling me the same thing

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i think these people just don’t understand what it means to care about art and life together, to care about art in a broader cultural arena as opposed to a small closed-off elite thing, to care about “changing the world” and “changing people’s lives” in this really honest and risky and embarrassing maybe way

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Jeffrey wants to change culture and to broaden the audience of art. He wants contemporary art to reach everyone, not just the financial or cultural elite or the academic elite, but average people. And knowing him for years I know he means it, and I know what he has sacrificed to pursue this personal commitment, this intellectual and emotional mandate

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I know what I have sacrificed, too, in terms of my personal life and at times my professional life
but i don’t mean to get all preachy

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as someone who has willfully descended from the upper echelons of higher thinking and stratospheric art theory to try to LIVE and EXPERIENCE and COMMUNICATE effectively and to a broad audience, I know how vilified you can be by the intellectual set who resent your trying to speak a bigger language

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i’m out of images in my photobucket so i’ll just say i hope everyone tries to not be blinded by their bangs and tries to see the bigger picture
MORE ERIC YANKER HERE, AND AT THE HOLE THIS SEPTEMBER!

whoops! there goes another rubber tree

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this post will be fun

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siobbahn cat drawings

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the thing itself

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oo!

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kembra dressed us up in her s + m drawer

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not bad

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gothletics

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you dorks

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what else

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hmm

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nick took all these photos of my boobs as a face
and he was so nice to let me show his shaved butthole with a ciggie in it on this before
but i just can’t really put my titties out here at the moment

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picture like boobs as eyes and stuff

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same breakfast again
deja food

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wet ones

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someone shut up that hose

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hmm

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oh heck im stuck under an awning

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oh no what is this little wet thing

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shouting and dancing and hooting it up

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you deserve dry clothes and some noodles

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oh sometimes you just bring out the worst in me

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i should just learn to eat noodles alone

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alone alone alone

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fuck everyone now im depressed

here’s our portrait show to distract you from the author’s ennui

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in case you wanna hear the full song here it goes:

Next time your found, with your chin on the ground
There a lot to be learned, so look around

Just what makes that little old ant
Think hell move that rubber tree plant
Anyone knows an ant, cant
Move a rubber tree plant

But he’s got high hopes, he’s got high hopes
Hes got high apple pie, in the sky hopes

So any time your gettin low
Stead of lettin go
Just remember that ant
Oops there goes another rubber tree plant

When troubles call, and your backs to the wall
There a lot to be learned, that wall could fall

Once there was a silly old ram
Thought he’d punch a hole in a dam
No one could make that ram, scram
He kept buttin that dam

Cause he had high hopes, he had high hopes
He had high apple pie, in the sky hopes

So any time your feelin bad
Stead of feelin sad
Just remember that ram
Oops there goes a billion kilowatt dam

All problems just a toy balloon
They’ll be bursted soon
They’re just bound to go pop
Oops there goes another problem kerplop

bilabial plosive

june has been a smear but it looks from these photos that things have occurred

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maybe even two posts worth??

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or maybe i will just edit it down to the good ones

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oops fucking that up already

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erm

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i saw this truck twice in the past three days so i will refrain from posting both photos for example

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i promise

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joe and i checked out Kristin Baker’s show at Suzanne’s gallery

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hmm

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i always thought the dog was in the details with Kristin

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i always liked going through her shows and taking my own croppings of details to make my own compositions that i thought were better than the whole painting

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maybe the overall compositions are too selfconsciously “abstract art” or something?

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i wish they looked less like art
whatever that means

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but up close!
oo oo oo

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thanks alexxa!

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ACME store is awesome

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i have been learning things about NYC graffiti

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and butts

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goddam it i cant get back to sleep you little fucker i fucking hate mornings aaaaaa!

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nightlife

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i spy

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michel gondry’s house is pretty cool

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these otto dix paintings go well with the mood

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fuck i need to make new post maybe lemme check

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ok ok a few more

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awesome mark kostabi painting

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handsome

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last few

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this one didnt turn out much like him

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ooh look what i found!
let’s end on this little dingleberry

doesn’t seem to be a shadow in the city

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did you know there is actually one single pizza that is not gross from Two Boots??

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Milla Jovovitch shoot all Saturday with Olivier Zahm was funny
she was in different underpants getting makeupped next to me, we talked about the Life Ball and Fifth Element

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tee hee

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still funny!
current girlfriend pretty funny too

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ah!~
love this

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ack!

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you are a nut

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smells like teen spirit

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oh just a regular day in the hole

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what the fuck are you jokers doing

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oh no!!!!
an intern found a little box of my old photos downstairs!

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mmm full pizza circle!

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no photos please

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cutest brother ever

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cutest family ever!

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act natural

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this photo is titled “optimism”

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thats me!

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who me?

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i hate art!

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my mom is best photographer
dash said she was his favourite photographer
he was just being nice but boy that was nice!

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where m i goin

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what r u spellin

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Upton O’Goode

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dance!

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look cool!

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ah!
dying!

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of cuteness

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the cuteness

lurk who’s talking

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life is funny

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this is already buffed

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my hair has somehow gotten more blue

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this artist brought these amazing pieces by to show me
love them!!!
analogue/digital/analogue

right up the old hole

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checking out AndrĂ©’s new magazine

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look a lola!

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yay jeffrey!

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a-ron

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ha ha PC!

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omg Chris J and his “ride”!

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i see a kathy in there

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i see a wee nick

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“the teen”
“poutine”

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omg where did i go last night

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hmm

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it’s all coming back to me

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did you guys know my new career is famous fashion photographer
haha

double down

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it’s late n i wanna get outta here but there is so much more to spray!

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jon’s mom gave us wine

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May has been gone for so long!
and then i get this in the mail!
i dont want this i want the real May!

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wait are these photos out of order?
this looks like me unwrapping shit

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jane nipple
portrait of rachel chandler!

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hahahah amazing!

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ok here we go
a preview of AndrĂ© Saraiva’s show in Gallery Three

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these sculptures are amazing

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i love this one

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TIME to party

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the thing itself!
blasted between the speaker buildings

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ooh

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like a little city at night!

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so fucking cute

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come see me in person

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i would switch to summer hours but i dont know what they are

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i should prob google it

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shout out to JD!

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amazing

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maybe the flash helps to see all the details

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is this a vag?

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probably!

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colin and i went to a funny street party

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ewwww

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takahatchi: my favourite food group

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been noticing a lot of these recently

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party at china chalet!

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haha i see matt moravec

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i think alex shulan was responsible for all this?

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took the long way home

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wet ones

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ooh i took a million photos of this

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hydrangea so pretty

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i blended into the parents apartment

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i guess i thought i had way more photos left oh well short post
next post my hair is going to be dark fuschia. unless one of you guys has a better suggestion!

Hue and Cry

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cryin’ that im so behind on photos here
we have to look at ARA PETERSON at LOYAL first

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this has been on my desktop too long waiting to see the light of day

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amazing show
did you know i am going to Copenhagen this summer? will def take the boat to MALMO to see the Loyals!

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what else?

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portraits coming in for PORTRAIT OF A GENERATION
Leo Fitzpatrick doing Kuo

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Donald Batchelor doing Kevin

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some more serious that others
Alexey and Mark Cross sticking it to the man, or men

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Lola Schnabel by Stefan Bondell

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Anders Oinonen doing Susy

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Scott Reeder doing Tyson Reeder

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JD Samson doing IO

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Erik Foss by Clayton Patterson

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Parker Ito being a nutter

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able was i ere i saw elsa

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apparently my old NorthFace from high school is cool again?

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taggin

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yay!
i love my name on things!!!

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openin

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it was one of those street packed sweat fest opening
one of those

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we like those

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hot time summer in the city

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sheeshe!

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Joey by Dustin Yellin

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haha Jesse Geller by Josh Lazcano

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Jeanette Hayes by Fab Five Freddy!

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fucking awesome

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GIFS

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Karley by Matthew Stone

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Caroline Snow by Max Snow

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Stefan by Lola

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Naomi by Jim!

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Jaimie Warren by Cody Critcheloe!

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and right back at him!

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Enno by Jesse, this one is amazing

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Joe by Taylor

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Todd by Steve Powers

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Parker doing BodyByBody

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Marc Bell doing Jeff Ladouceur

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and vice versa!

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Grant doing Scott

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Laura O’Reilly by Mike Namer amazing!

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Lizzi Bougatsos by Brian Degraw

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HAHAHAHAHHA THIS RULES
Steve Powers by Todd James

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Shoppy by AVAF

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fucking awesome

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Ben Brock brought a friend

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handsome

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ack!
André brought a ride!

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opening!

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Tjorg doing Jannis Varelas

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N Dash doing Evan

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Clare Rojas going Barry McGee

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and Barry going Clare
these are amazing!!!!

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André

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food

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lurkin

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party

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haha look what the flash dragged in!

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pee

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lurk

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oops the sun is comin up

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derp!

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lurking

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beat em and eat em?

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trying to find somewhere to chill on a friday night that doest suck is hard

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this post is already too long

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feelin fuzzy

Small Kraft warmings

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we have done two big events and a mini show since holton closed

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cool bag / sleepy baby

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cool shirt on intern

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francesco clemente and diego cortez as people start assembling for IO Tillet Wright’s big show

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took a brief moment of zen

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or something

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ewwwww

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the event had lines around the block

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team holton!

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bold moves

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!!!

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eric cahan early bird with his portrait of matt jones

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new patricia fields store looks awesome

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i bought a shirt
that subsequently got covered in blood see below

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ANDRE YOU ARE A NUT
foreskinshadowing

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this also is foreshadowin

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this is a weiner fabiola brought in

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this is a sensitive photo i hoped would capture my ennui
and insouciance

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titty city!

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no bra

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uh oh

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what is Bruce LaBruce doing oh my

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ahahahahaha!

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amazing

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no comment!

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hahahahaha

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ok yeah we are all exhausted and overworked but its kinda fun here

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its kinda really fun!

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JJ installing his works

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walkin to work

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i like when people leave presents on my doorstep

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caught a lurker

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we put up Holtons in showroom for client viewin

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awesome

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fab and her bun in the oven brought me some salad!

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JIMJOE

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i thought the show was an awesome surprise!

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someone is in chicago dealing with their shit right now

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tied up

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behind bars

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lettin loose

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i hate when the sun comes up

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i no, i no, i no

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stuffonmygarrick.com

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yay!!

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took a client to holton’s studio squirrely early yesterday

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so much cool shit

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even the mess up looked awesome!!

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secret new works cookin on the griddle

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love it

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smile!

when you say that