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i went on a tiny road trip

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a one day vacation

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ok maybe two day

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just to change what my eyeballs see

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all my eyeballs see is art gallery

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yay! now they see Adirondacks!

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hee hee!

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like many things it did not work out exactly as planned
this is the last photo on my camera before it took a swim

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this is the first photo on a camera kembra lent me to get me through my photo fix until i can afford another matte blacky

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do over!

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kembra took me and may to get fun makeup from mac!

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christian is going to do something fun here in october and put make up on us!

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to me it was a blast but i bet May has had makeup applied to her passive face like 100,000 times in her life!

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going to Montauk tomorrow for our FriendsWIthYou end of summer wet n wild party

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next in the gallery!
Evan opens September 10

rocklette

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i am on no sleep so this post will be the blurr i feel

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painting with pat was the best night i’ve had in forever

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ran out to Cappellini for the secret show i did!!!!
whee!!!!!
laura and derrick made so cool show

LINK!

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pat made painting so cool

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he still has his half of the bike marriage 🙁

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best tagger disguise: reflective vest and hand held floor sprayer

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had awesome WILD MAGAZINE fundraiser party!
look how hot our bartenders are

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and how crowded!

LINK!

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body bags

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kathy is doing this!!!!
it is going to be so cool
“the future”

LINK!

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really??
coulda fooled me
sick of being fooled

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thought i was too smart for that 🙁

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little shrimp (bun from momofuku)

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i need to be submersed in water again
the summer is almost over
(photo eric cahan)

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our fall show September 10 is going to be so amazing, evan has found a new way to present his paitnings, it’s a fucking INK PAINTING REVOLUTION over here

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eating tacos

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getting wet foot

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sitting in the fun place i go an night sometimes when i want to stay up all night and be harassed/grossed out and upset

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waiting for the facilities to open

that’s how a blur begins
sorry i turned off comments
oops i think i did
whatever

design and crime

we’ve skipped a post
i just can’t deal with it right now

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LA LA LA LA fingers in the ears of life for a bit, is that ok?

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then i guess i can re-public the last post i made? i dont know
LA LA LA LA what post am i talking about? i dont even know

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can i live inside this deli

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can i live inside this cheap chinatown light fixture

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i ordered an entree that was only pickles

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someone else ordered an entre that was only ham

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the deli prepixilated our food for us dont worry

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new york would you like solo show?

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kathy has solo show
here!

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but you wont get to see my pintar
but i still woudl love to see YOU tonight 7-9pm!

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it is a conceptual art project our new assistant directors here cooked up
and if it is weird, there will be drinks

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i look really good in red so just come see me ok?

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may looks cunty in red lipstick i love it

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we are checking out this new hotel to see where art goes

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could it go here?

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distracted by sushi

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mmm and mango martinis

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this place is awesome

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it is brand new hotel called YOTEL in times square area

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rooms are the cheapest anywhere (sanitary) in NYC

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they like design and crime

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this is awesome
don’t mess with this one

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art should go in here

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this is the place!
check out this link

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this guy sorts your luggage for you
seriously

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evan gruzis should go here

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i should go all over this thing

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you guys almost had the best picture ever here

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the dining table is a pool table???
i am in love

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i also love my new shoes
and design
and being clean

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times square is a little too bright tho

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tiny sneak peek at painting you will not get to see tonight!

bully beef

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im in an art show tomorrow but you wont be able to see any of my paintings

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more on that in a bit

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the things we do for love
and other drugs

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they are stupid things

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but we mean well

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i mean to get my friend well

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burgerscape maybe not the best way to start

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lots of screaming

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new clothes fresh start

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hell in the rearview

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chickens are a good start!

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tree climbin!

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fireside sitting

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lord of the flyin

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rural michigan former graffiti visiting

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and fireworks

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kapow!

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sex helps

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super sexy sex

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really hot sexy sex

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kid stuf

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art stuff

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green stuff

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may i please have barn studio?

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this book!
this guy is in it

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gettin a nice new haircut

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gettin clean!
thats the name of the game

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detroit was not the best place to stop

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the catfish was pretty good

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had a weird night in this thing

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we went on a tour of detroits “worst dive bars”

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they were really nice

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ok lets goo

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i am a powerhouse of determination resolve and patience

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i am not a nazi

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i have real blood in my veins

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i can do this

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it doesnt look good

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but we can do this

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we fucking better

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autolevels

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ominy

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nom nomy

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i like these colors

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now we in pittsburgh

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visiting my brothers awesome new place

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weird to get furnished apartment
neato like hotel

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pburg

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pburg

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all i saw were your scary projects and i did not take photos

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sigh

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more driving

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moving on AGAIN

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how many times an i reiterate a need to MOVE ON AGAIN

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moving on

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again

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worst conceived environmental message ever
frumpy old maid? please reuse your towels
skinny blonde tween? leave towels everywhere to be washed

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starting fresh again!

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what part of this is unclear to you

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the angels gave us barbecue
we are in… lancaster PA?

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i dont even know anymore
lets start clean again!

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back to square one!

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more driving

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more fresh starting

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NY killing it still with the slacker min min

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road treats

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city scapes

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do you dare me to try to spell VISCHYSCOISE

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oops
i tried

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zeb’s cool bracelet

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gettin wet and clean
fresh start

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kunle has a DANGER SHAFT

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and i got a cupcake

bully!

red and gold diapering

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this is fun assortment

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of things on my desktop i wanted to share

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these are Cody Critcheloe drawings

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i wrote a fun article on DIS magazine for i-D fall

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shoes in shoes

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im going to dye my hair soon
this is in my “inspiration folder”

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allison schulnik

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os gemeos

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dearraindrop

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another hair inspirational photo

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jorge is in cabo

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margaret

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big things i missed last week:

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meghan and teddy’s beautiful art wedding that terence officiated and had light up dress and all the deitch girls and all the people and cheese and lasers!!!!

and then

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abby and matt made a baby!!!!
sebastian

did you know that “diapering” also means: to weave or decorate in a diamond-shaped pattern.

barry mcgee loves diapers

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i made a painting
less of a big deal
its almost done
ill tell you what it is for later

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i’ve been going on studio visits

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OMG this makes me feel queasy isnt there something deeply disturbing about this???

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this is the Still House guys’ new big place in red hook

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peter sutherland

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jack greer

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brendan lynch

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did nick make this one??? i fuck i forgot

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brendan lynch

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louie eisner

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home depot made this one

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ha ha!

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nick

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louie

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louie

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brendan

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louie

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louie + weed

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shaved tequila ices!

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dinner party

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who knew it was so fancy!

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roof party

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liberty

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spooky train

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not to be cryptic but im about to go on a spooky trip tomorrow too

sorry you guys got the kitchen sink post today. this weekend things will go back to weird i promise

peck on the kisser, kiss on the pecker

knocked on the kisser or kissed on the knockers?
can i pick both?

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a totally acceptable pun from prime time TV

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knockers

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more knockers

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nacht knockers

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it has been a bit of a dark spell

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the world is all higgledy piggledy

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and august is long and hot

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more salad please!

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i am trying new strategies for positivity and non-stagnation
like reading

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and making secret books
dash’s favourite

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maybe i will try some criminal mischief

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laptop purchasing is an easy shortcut to happiness
my laptop at home has had keebrd brken and no internet for 6+months so this is whole new day for me

hence the prime time TV quote above

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sigh!
i even tried cooking dinner for one but it turned out kinda gross

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limp spinach

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ry came by!

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he brought me a drawing wrapped in this
i had typed the word “arches aquarelle” a million times because all evan gruzis work is on that but i didnt realize what it was
neato!

here is sneaky peaky at evan fall show: ICI!

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we had a wee Native party we hosted
that is Xavier from Native who scored an awesome handmade HOLE tee by Malcolm Stuart!

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may and i at lucien

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hmm

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ha ha this made me miss avery

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the afore-pictured book is pretty cool actually

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amateur graffiti

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personal graffiti

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hmm

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terence koh had an estate sale this weekend

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i ALMOST bought the creepy monkey but i couldnt think where to put it

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this i would have found a place for

someone should really make one of those loose leaf tee holder thingies shaped like a ballsack
duh why has no one done that yet

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my friend bought this guy!

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yay!
i cant believe its 2011 and terence has his first real main magazine cover

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ok we are all late for the art benefit

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kris took this

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this looks like when i injured my toe in barcelona

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hmm

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yay pizza pit stop!

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the Marina Abramovicz bench at Phil and Shelley’s

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yay!
and the nick maus gossip chair!

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dan attoe: “you are not special”

(thats what it says under the head)

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the watermill benefit

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and sex, too!

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my face looked weird so i cropped it off
sorry i usually try not to be vain and strange on blog but there you go

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emerald looks nice in emerald!

photo shoot art

i do not aspire to make photo shoot art

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there are people under there

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under where?

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you eat underwear?

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a really rare painting they never have painting
oh except when they had Jonathan Meese residency

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silly swings!

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i just wanted to make sure all the art that i helped get there got bid on!
sold!

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caroline snow sold!

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jane moseley sold!

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heres some other stuff

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stefan!

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kenny!

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kuo! and EV!

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gala

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kris

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May Andersen in Threeasfour
Fabiola Beracasa in Rodarte
Kris Kahler in Terence Koh / Dash’s old chain mail 50 pound dress that she bought at the estate sale! whee!!!

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silly

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silly

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we took lots of parting gifts

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silly

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kris’ dress was crazy literally 50lbs at least

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i like how they are like medieval / futuristic but both kinda neckid

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we all got neckid and jumped in the ocean
found some very surprised teens with a fire to warm up by

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i dont have much else for you: i missed Leo’s HALF GALLERY opening last night and dinner which looked really fun
i was moping

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moping has been taking up a lot of my time recently

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it takes a lot of energy to not mope, its gravity is killing me, i have to get just away from its pull and i can float freely about the universe again….

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this is me scoping out some shit for Rosson
not even something fun I get to enjoy
oh well

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everyone has their moments