Month: July 2011

this post will be sad and not terribly informative
at least at the end

the end of stories are always sad
i turn Scarface off about 75% through
i hate the final chapter of decline and demise

i only like the part where the protagonist or the criminal is on top!

new york city
my favourite artist
has been killing it with their sculptures lately!

solo show at the Hole, Bowery 2012!

triumphant

Yuichi Yokoyama at the hole 2012 you heard that here first too!

fuck i love this guy
ben jones then dan nadel turned me onto this guy

evan gruzis at the hole september 2011 you heard that here first too!

but first thingies first

TAKI 183 and tons of other old NYC legends at the hole last week!

patrick helped with the cover illustrations
“graffiti”!

kristy photo doced everything

taki prints

it was hot as fuck

i sure as hell got my book signed too

fuck yeah!!!

later

much later
i had sex on this bathroom floor 7 years ago how weird is that
now there is a chihuahua pee towel there

its weird you always remember the physical places you had sex
like you marked them or something

urban workout

visited USA matthew ston’es show in williambsburg

at a gallery called something and sniff
shit what was it called

matthew and his work

great show

really great

this needs to be like 10X bigger

dog in the details

i love a creative use of neon spandex

oops our wall got tagged at the taki event
coulda been worse!

kembra got me this awesome spoon and knife set

yes!!!
kembra is like the queen of awesome random gifts

duly noted

this is me going to chicago

to see my ex boyfriend because he was in the hospital and it was his 23rd birthday and i wanted to cheer him up

that is not exactly how it went

gordon matta Clarks?

i am so punny

fuck
can we just all agree that VIZIE is the best at graffiti right now

as opposed to this poo

checked out some THEASTER GATES at Kavi Gupta

Kavi is like THE chicago gallery and for good reason

fire hoses

ok im a wee bit bored after this piece

this refreshed my interest

this is the last available work

all these bad boys are headed to museums already

Theaster!
you just made a big ol pile of money, huh?

some other artists

i love these
damn

remember this guy

wendy white

jealous
i want to show this artist 🙁

life is not SUPER fair….

life is not always lived in a lexus

ha ha awesome

my wonderful ex took me to lake every day
as long as we are going to focus on the positive

positive

i am water activated!
i feel like one million

took bean to birthday dinner at Blackbird his favourite place

pork terrine something

elk!

halibut? i dont know it was amazing

happy birthday my sweet bean

sigh!

Lula

avery’s shorts are too big for him

its ok
he has really strong flasher instincts

it looks like all we do is eat
which is ironic because neither of us were really eating anything

lots of TO GO bags

more lake swimmin

three girls standing on a table playing Rock Band or whatever the fuck its called

fancy dessert in to go cardboard

jack’s house thank god!

let’s let jack lighten the mood

jack and tess

avery refused to get in the water
awesome

im sorry, what part of this is not the most awesome thing ever??

jack donoghue photographing butterfly

strange pancake

korean food yummm with sunburn

avery pile of bones

kimchee pork

happy bi bim bop

bye again!
maybe for the last time

my block is a pretty nice block

my gallery is a pretty nice gallery

one in the pink

went to DC for the weekend to see the ageds

obligatory omelet eating

oo my parents got a new fence
this is the first like home repair thing they have done in 15 years
seriously

now we are in delaware

family vacation!
my mom is trying to have hair like me it is cute

injured brother, injured dad
brother had knee surgery and dad just old dad

eww billy ate this: burger with huge cornbread onion ring on top

the beach!

crutches on beach not so easy

billy has to inject himself with blood thinner something? gross
totally totally gross

sand crabs! my favourite
they are so cute they try to burrow burrow in your hand

sploosh!

he’s alive!
it was funny watching him hop on one leg out into the water

buddy 2 does not want his treat

my treat is getting to do camping!

awesome

?

pecan crusted halibut amazing

flashlight/firelight

spooky!

aeeh! i cant see the mosquitoes but i know there are out there

hrrrmpshh sun woke me up at 630am

srsly?

omg death by breakfast

made for nice photo though

butts!

mom wearing an old DRD tee!

dad in nice ladies hat

i tried to wet the dog

he got scared

then mom tried to wet him
it was like 100degrees out there stupid hot dog

dad trying to stay cool

this is nick’s boat

this is mine

the dog slopped yogurt all over my moms leg when she tried to give him some
(why is the dog being fed yogurt?)

finally!
i have so many men i need to exchange

went out to smell the dairy air

wow! rural ice cream

i would like to exchange him too

creepy roadside metal art shop

“bitch talks back, i’ma …”

Anoos, egyptian god of poo

oop!
and we’re back

its important to have family interlude

this is me at andre saravia place on grand st

awesome

wow

hey i can see Gabi Threeasfour out the back window!!

Andre is prepared for our Rogert Gastman / TAKI book release tomorrow, there are going to be a million people!

oh no, oh no, oh no:

remember when Ryan McGinley shot our friend avery?
from his show in Amsterdam

Ils viennent jusque dans vos bras

rainbow over the FriendsWithYou show!
ever wanted to catch “the end of the rainbow”?
for sale here at The Hole!

🙂

aux armes, citoyens!
do you know how good the french national anthem is?
amazing song. gets stuck in my head all the time. is that weird?

it will make more sense in a bit

so Robert Lazzarini has made a significant improvement in my life by getting me to play tennis

we have been having so much fun!!!
now i just need to get stefan and another chick involved and we will have killer mixed doubles

after tennis: partying

may pees blacklight

we got pretty fucked up

ben nate may pool party?
beers + pool, who knew how fun??

i think i was trying to get photo of lady turning off neons as she kicked us out at 4am

what else?

patricia fields mustang!

or maybe i am just up?

ceceilia strucker curated show at charles bank gallery

hmmm

i kinda like this thing!

Quels transports il doit exciter !

Marchons, marchons

mechant mechin

jacques, jacques, jacques cousteau

c’est bon, la vie solo!

tous les poissons sont mes amis
when we go to Agnes B

Bastille Day and all the frenchy files want to party

this is cool: TV briefcase ductapted and chained to bannister?

Bastille day featured like 5 weird events, 4 gift bags, 3 frenchies, and many more than that drinks

this is some new clothing store party

Airesdale!
thats what its called

full moon makes kathy feel funny

boo hoo!

makes kathy wanna scribble

yay i got some decent photos this time

i really do like this body of work

i really like mikey DQ

andre and the tricolor

poot!
did andre do this?
wow

oh no more firework photos

ok ok just one

one of the giftbags had a sandwich in it
swag!!!!

it’s been two years
it feels like forever and like no time
time is an illusion i guess

Égorger vos fils et vos compagnes!

S’ils tombent, nos jeunes héros
La terre en produit de nouveaux
Contre vous tout prêts à se battre!

boys
somehow i ended up at a party with thirty boys

and photos of drew barrymore

louie = leguizamo?

huh

oop!

the faceless rocker

here’s a little light reading for you guys

kathy made article

you guys should subscribe to i-D

i promise at least one awesome art article per issue

um just noticed that Lady Gaga looks just like Jaymie Wiesnesky

what else

yuck

the new K48!

awesome

YOUNG CREAM

scott interviewing his pet rabbit

oh boy

then when way H off my T, i took book photos?
weird. i have never done this before

i wonder what i was getting at

do you guys have any idea? does this mean anything to you?

and then i barfed
what a fun night last night!

Here is a brief cameraphone interlude of the one night i couldn’t find my camera
last night i think!

who wants to eat babygrapes with me

jack misses jack

nick D politely requested i not tweet this

titties

oo!
timmy B curated show at ASS

donald long duck dong

chix

piggies

coco bunny
Koh Koh nut

see above

ah! this is what i barfed last night
looked really nice in this photo tho

this is going to be fun
next week guys:

Nous aurons le sublime orgueil
De les venger ou de les suivre!

to see orsels as ithers see us…

sorry i have been hiding in bed all day with the blinds drawn and doing solo drinking for like, a week

look!
i have a FONG in my building!
and Jesse Geller!

Barry McGee show at Modern Art, brit pop, FONG ball, click the LINK

i am at a movie screening of a documentary on BOOB

kembra was in it!

poop

bacaro i like!

what was this guys name?? he was funny frenchman

so this is my new boyfriend

he likes extreme sports and Abercrombie and Fitch

we get along great
its fantastic

like tagging

i like… vandalism
it was really hard for me not to write that in my daily news thingie

jeffrey gets it. he recently showed fantastic understanding and character in a matter very important to me, and demonstrated an additional and heretofore unknown way that jeffrey deitch IS AMAZING

i wish i could explain more because people really need to know these things, but there you go

kembra is also and in a different way amazing

she got me out of blinds-drawn solo-drinking to take me to Ave D pool picnic
nick had found this picnic basket in the trash last summer and brought it to me but the two of us never went on a picnic and that makes me…
wanna do more solo drinking

somebody pooped here
the pool was closed “For one day due to sanitary conditions”
can you believe it???

fuck em

we stopped at her house to see her cat sittee

kembra is good at mean cat dominations
see: florence summer entry 2yrs ago

then she took me on a child-wetting-device tour of houston street!

kembra pees rainbows

so des this kid

oops cashmere shorts made kembra get her period

she is in her “black period”

look they are building a guggenheim on second street! SOOO WEEIRRDDDY

man we dont even have to go on vacation we can just take pictures in front of this door

we stopped into the new team to look at art

good use of a walker

kelly walker should make walker art
the walker art center should show more walker art
ok ill stop

alex da corte
good use of orange assortment

kembra was wearing my Kehinde towel all day and it was a funny coincidence that she had a meeting with Doreen at Art Production Fund because they made that towel like 3 years ago!

she gave us more free towel!!!! i was so happy she doesnt know how much things like that affect my life
someone who cannot take care of herself and certainly has never bought herself new towels, at least since 2002, i mean this is a substantial improvement in my life!!!
this is the old deitch projects 🙁
someone go up there and fix that dash portrait seriously who scribbled over that?

this is chicken

this is weiner schnitzel
there is some fancy restaurant called peter and the wolf?? on ave C and 6th
very fancy people for ave C
its a craze

i did drinking here, but TEAM DRINKING so much better!

this morning bright and early at work to see these awesome Robert Lazzarini sculptures installed in our office

incredible

Robert is a killer artist
you guys gotta get in on these before they are out!

some other fun office surprises

from the “fingering” series
awesome

11AM and the gallery full of New York Minute Moscow returns!

the fruits of the city
what does the city have to offer me today?

fantastic found sculpture
TRUST that the streets will provide you with your next art show

ooo crapstraction
someone get in on this

another one!
seriously new york is my favourite slacker minimalist as you know

new york city, i would like to offer you your first solo show Fall 2012
you heard it here first

jon/fruits

don’t crucify me for my hatred of trendy art
“this too shall pass”

i am ok with july now we are friends

things are going super
i hope you all have enjoyed my blog about what it is like to be kathy:
beingkathy.com

because it is very hard to be kathy sometimes and i finally decided to start a web journal about my inner feelings

this blog will be reserved for photos of boobs and graffiti and art

see?
art

we are at Eric’s opening in south hampton

funny!

yay!

that young dude is the gallery owner
tripoli gallery

fuck only photo of stefan n waris is blurry

arden’s bike

ahh!!!
we are in a different world

as vizie would say, fuck bushes

i like how jeanette has blackberry face in all my photos

we were trying to get to fabiola and jasons and literally drove up to this random fireworks display after making a wrong turn

we just piled outta the commercial van, then piled back in just before it was over, it was like a fireworks drive through

i promise i will not bore you with a million crappy fireworks photos so here is my ONE photo

yay

only have one of these when you go to beach because 2 is 2many

eric gave fabiola a wedge for her birthday and jason has trex arms

and a very nice porsche

oh no what the crap is this

look on may’s face says it all

look on jack’s face maybe says additional comments?

patrick had this ball

i wanted to take a hundred photos of it but he wanted to go take photo wall photos

but then he fell asleep

just kidding

ok ok ok ok

this guy is like im drunk why can’t i be in your photo too
and jeanette is like uh-uhn pleated khakis

drunk was our only defense

cop taking digital photos

some sluts

just kidding they all seem nice

and this guy, this guy is a gentleman among gentleman

just a little drunk girl skull crushing

someone forgot to shut their vanity lights off

i am tall and dressed weird

fabiola’s arms look crazy!
or am i just still on mushrooms

fuck these accident colors are awesome

jeanette killing it with the pool poses

yup

yup

kris’ butt

brendan and guido (real name)

he should start a band called guido and the guidos

we should go to sleep

its getting light out

we are scary lagoon monsters

good morning!

good morning brendan

good morning jeanette

good morning buddha

what is on our plate for today

tattoos

walking

stupid spa crap

just kidding it was pretty fun
but really
salt water shots??

i like this photo because in no way is it “hot”

this one better

sheesh! the beach is being bitchy

jason bought us nice tequila drinks

my spa bracelet is pretty

corny

dude

girls
i put lipstick on to try to look like a girl but it only kinda worked

shotgunning beers

may wins and looks best doing it

omg guido

going to beach party

simonez made beach party, yes?

this guy danced with flag for all of four songs than jumped down, ran to dance floor, and fell flat on face

eric did some photoing

see?
not too girly poor kathy
look at the pouts i am up against!

eric photos

this is why my camera was outta batteries next morn

that lady and martin had great style

ok ok im glad eric took one million photos

and one decent one of me!
horay!

martin martin what is his last name? he of the crotchless pants and fabulous ladies singing voice
is martin the new nick?

just kidding. i only like girls now. i write about my inner struggle with my sexual identity on beingkathy.com check it out

lady liberty!
ever read the scarlet pimpernell?

we were tripping our faces off and it was impossible to get stupid fire started

its weird that we keep lighting illegal bonfires and no one seems to care?

ho boy

guido in a speedo!
why dont american men understand that speedos are hot

fuck martin really looks like nick in this photo it is creepin me out

i took this photo because all the bottles were dancing around the table and glowing different colors and i thought to myself i am going to take a photo of this to show other people because they werent going to believe me

then i lay on a couch and tried to claw through the cushions because i was sure there were magic orbs hidden inside

everytime i closed my eyes a purple being pelted me with soft purple balls

good morning!

the second we went to the beach it did fog banking
fucking beach you are being a fucking beach, zut alors!!!!

surf dogggies at the super market

we will just do our favourite beach activity: grocery shopping – cooking – eating

art from the right rear
edsel’s stove, so amazing

my camera was on its last leg from eric’s party photo fest, so you dont even get to see how amazing all the food me and may was. oh well. in our tummies now

good morning oversleepers!
you are alllllll late for work

nardy

ok since you were nice you get to see some eric underwater photography

i got to smooch a mermaid!

sheesh! these look awesome

art from behind
and from the front!

corn meal?

this was the panel from the stage from the bottom of Wall of Vagina

this is another bottom

hittin rock bottom

through the speed hole!

this is a gift from kembra

outside pulinos
hanna went to town on this lady who stopped to bum a cigarette and then started talking our ears off about “pelvic floor”s

a new pelvic floor

Lucien

all food at lucien is great
one menu item is short rib
short rib is great

syllogism

summer in the city!
all summers are fun
all summers are scorchers
some scorchers are fun

no homework is boring
some reading is homework
some reading is not boring!

all free food is awesome!
some salads are free
some salads are awesome!

no convertibles are trucks
all convertibles are fun
some fun is not a truck

all little robbers are mortal
all raccoons are little robbers
all raccoons are mortal

tempis fuggedaboutit!

sorry i am way in the syllogistic metaverse!
all informative things are useful
some art blogs are not useful
some art blogs are not informative

🙂