somethign mechanical encrusted all over my photobucket and all my photos are outta orden
this is the most recent photo i took
this is last night
im just gonna go with it
we are just gonna go with it
today i got to preview the new Garage space they are moving to in ” a bit”
the space i am in now typing this where my show will be april 22 is an old constructivist bus terminal and there is a weird thing in russia where you can’t get long leases, that you are at the mercy of the landlord who can boot you out at anytime
so if you spend a shitload renovating a space into an awesome museum, you can get pooted out whenever and be shit outta luck
doesnt make a whole lot of sense to me. im trying to sign a 15year lease!
where the fuck am i gonna be in 15 years
the world will probably be over by then
or a new ice age
ill be fucking forty fucking five by then what will i care
have all kinds of annoying babies and dogs and husbands or something
sorry that last pregnancy comment grossed me out. why would you write that? were you trying to suggeset that i am a bit too pleasantly plump? because that is mean
shit these were a whole fun series and now they are outta orden
ok ok we will let this post build naturally
this is a building that might get built naturally into a great museum soon
this at some point will get built into poo
shit!!! and i promised myself i woudl not even hint at butts today since i made nick mad by being lame last post
i dont think about butts all day, mostly i think about found art, randomly beautiful or compelling bits of the urban landscape that recontextualized equal awesome art
oops this is real art keegan made this
everyone likes to make art
she didnt know she was making art
walking around the new garage space was really cold and my boots of course have holes in them so my feet still, 530pm at office soaking wet
this is a real nice one
this tasted weird
aha! this goes with the other ones
aha! this is maybe two days ago?
went to a super market which was super fun
shit we are outta orden again
i thought ben jones woudl like this what do i know
nobody likes what i think they would like
nobodly likes me
im gonna go eat worms
that was a song my dad used to sing me
“nobody likes me everybody hates me i might as well eat worms
big ones little ones short ones fat ones ones that squiggle and squirm”
sounds better with some musical accompanyment
i got barry and his assistants a bike to ride while they are here in moscow
i wanted this post to be all faux-ami with russian where its funny because a P is an R and a H is an N and all that word jazz
but i just cant be bothered and these photos being all shuffled is shufflin my brain orden too
this is a birthday card in the supermarket
this is probably a bum trying to get at the wine down there
this is the towering kathy who stomps cities
this is a detail of that painting by kegan way up there
this is the entire Garage staff fieldtrip
it was really fun it made me happy
i feel like i got to see something no one else gets to see, something new being born!
no part of this caption will contain the word “butt” i promise
this is the lake where Master and Margarita thingie happens where the devil appears
out of the horse’s butt!!!
just kidding sorry
scoop your own frozen veggies?
dont mind if i do!
seeing is pretty WOW
im going to have a welcome basket for Rafael de Cardenas the exhibition designer when he arrives and this will be in it!
i bought nick some funny candies
whoops! i ruined the surprise
im so lonely here sometimes
and its only been three days!!
being a turd i know i know
i just need hugs and stuff
i am jsut a girl
hey wow!!! did you guys know that i get to show these here in moscow?
the dudes are hanging Taylor, Allison Schulnick, and Francine now
and there are more works still on the way!
didnt i post this already?
now i am really turned around
favourite photo of the post
oop another one!
i thought i posted this one already too…
what the effffffffort
what the effffffluvia
what the effffffffedrine
the pinwheels arrive soon
and shortly after them Jim and Ara!
its going to get so fun here you dont even know