ditch delivered by a drab!
this is an art blog so let us consider some artworks at our leisure
i went to some openings with uncle jules
david altmejd–unpronounceable since 2004!
grabby
icky
eerie
campy
trippy
handy
david altmejd: thinking outside and inside the box
oh no the project room in the back looks really bad
ahahahahahahahaha
joke’s on me because this piece is actually super
walkin
to…….?
shi t i forget
someone tell me where we are
this looks like diseased striated muscle tissue under the microscope
this looks like jules!
prosciutto
you get the idea
“tacky abstraction”
tackstraction
this is elizabeth neels show
i like this!
i am perplexed by this
nick getting a hug
yay!
what else
jules doesnt smoke any more!
and only drinks small beers
we both still eat pork buns
does anyone remember what life before momofuku was like?
dont make me remember!
hey look
im in jules’ studio!
yay!!!
he has a lot of awesome artworks in prog for gay paree
where is my blackberry
i told jules he and paul johnson should make furniture together
he made these
i love them!!!
an older work
wow. just a killer piece
an aquafresh masterwork!!!!!
now im at smile with fabiola and eric
now i sniff the new space again
now i lurk
yay! now i get to go to scott ewalt’s house to see his museum of an apartment!
freshness
hey now we are at James Fuentes!
new spot on delancey and eldridge
he has early Fluxus lady show
he handed me a dildo for the Lizzi Bougatsos work shipping to Russia
hahahahahahaha!
james!!!!!
now we are at closing for t digs
pilgrim progress
nee nee nee
all the way home
blorp!
and then it was over
then cute boys with treats came out
salt balls
then ice balls!
terence had been nee nee nee for a whole month!
all gallery hours!
and he didnt go out or talk to anyone or anything and now a party!
at vito’s house
ha ha nick looking like shit with some shit behind him
eric took this one
oh bun!!!! so nice to have you back
we will eat mushroom toast
and fried ricotta balls!
kablooie! this is santos newly arted basement
there were a lot of bands that sounded like bad copies of salem
its cool to “spawn a genre”
its just tedious to have to listen to all of them
we will drink until the main event
whee!
this lady was all everyone get out of here! there are people doing drugs and groupies with cell phones and im trying to protect the artists and jeanette was all like OMG we are horrified at that flagrant skirting of the rules
i was all like, where are the drugs i dont see a single drug and if you see one give it to me
and she literally stopped me a few minutes later and clamped her mouth on mine and blew a lungfull of pot smoke in my mouth
which was awesome
guess what else was awesome
salem was awesome
they were even better than last time at santos
when was that? ugh the lesbian made me stonedddd
yes!!!
dont worry i took one million photos
i took some audio too lemme find it
i like this photo!
spwooosh!
engulfed in fog
you know i wrote this article about “how and why jack donoghue is so hot” right?
should be out soon GQ style issue dont worry
stragglers that had a good look going
kenmare
look at the two on the back right then look at the two on back the left
who would you rather hang out with
whee!
so whats up i have to close this post out so i can do some real work
if you send a photo of you holding the head to mcsweeney’s they will send you a SURPRISE in the mail so i did
had dinner with Robert Lazzarini at Fat Radish and felt like a Plump Dumpling afterward
sheesh!
i need to get some spring exercize
hahahaha omg and then the next night i made fancy sunday roast for nick and this is what it looked like
if nick is bad he gets this instead
but he is on the right track
one day at a time
count thy buttfors
first is the worst
this is an awesome found painting
owlet in a corner
my favourite “tormented artist” drawing
i was worried this blog was going to have a weak finish but then these two things happened this morning
awesome
