still in LA and here for all you rosson fans is some rosson at long last
whee!
we are at the HAMMER museum opening
there was Cuoghi mini show
there was weird slanty perspective toom
makes me look tall, i am into it
the shelf is level with the ground. in person it is quite nauseating
the main opening was for “barely there art” which is a very annoying kind of art
they give you this leaf when you enter
barely art
barely able to get through this drivel
read it!
barely coherent
this lady was the only thing i liked a little
can you read that name? i cant in the thumbnail. but that is the artist
barely art
i can barely contain myself over how barely this is art!
ahahahahahaha seriously??
rosson and i had a lot of fun tearing this show a new butthole
we should have done the audio guide
barely a guide
and then!!!!
upon exiting the show there was a museum dude COLLECTING those fucking leaves with the fucking bullshit on them
the leaf that said NO ONE OWNS THIS ART blah blah, the guy was like PLEASE GIVE ME THAT BACK IT IS THE MUSEUMS
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHA
its rosson
we are going to Jeffrey’s house
yay!!!!
now this is art: jeffrey got chris to reconfigure components from his 2002 whitney biennial staircase piece in his house!
dont worry i took photos of everything
fuckkkkkkk
this piece was never photographed in detail since 2002
until now!!!! art from behind exclusive!!!!
i hope you enjoyed it
i cant help but like figurative art best
i think that is normal
a neckface in a nook
kembra butts over the bed
elena accidental boob exposure
brits together: richard woods room redone for fountain
“woods”
then Chris’ band SUN FOOT played
they are gonna come play at the HOle this month actually!!!
then we went to coool justin and jonah meth lab guys’ house in L something…. Laurel Canyon
i dont know how party savvy you guys are to subtle details but this is an “all night party table” as opposed to a “everyone gone by 3am party table”
oh the morning
if the world didnt contain things like this i would not love the world
went to New Image to visit Marsea and check out the Cleon Peterson show
looks like they had an all night coke party too
pretty cool
i might have liked his weird abstract pieces better???
whee!
cool small things
cool small things
so whats up
this is us deinstalling the booth
i dont even have a photo of the booth
oh BROTHER
bye bye LA art fair!
this is my contribution to the barely art show
fuck it this whole place should be in the barely art show seriously!!!
no no this is too much
not bare enough
thats better
now we’re talking
i like that painting back there
yay this piece is excellent
very evocative
makes you consider what art really is, and what space is, and what steaming turds are
hahahahahah ok keep it positive keep it positive
this is some fancy sushi place suzanne and rosson picked out
beef carpaccio with tempura mush on top?
beats me. somethign tasty
dont talk to me about art any more i am done hearing it
i wanna hear about sushi and martinis and boys
airport margaritas
and fucking sitting in my bra size AGAIN on the way home!!
ohhhh back in the dark
back to the darkness
yum
one bright spot!
one cool car, remember i posted this a long time ago and someone told me what it was?
lookin at spaces on the bowery but really just wanting to rent this CAR for the gallery
hahahahha wow
who owns this i want this
who owns this i want this
ooo this ones ready to go
essentially my camera is just full of photos like this
and graffiti
so this guy eric yahker that i liked, this is the book his dealer gave me
TESTICLE
i love it
strange winter constructions
oh man
avery + big red cock
sigh!
lets not go there
lets hide in our purse instead
this gallery has a great view
this gallery sucks
now we’re talkin
this is where the child labor enters
elena behind bulletproof glass
still got a lot more to see though
the vending machine came
jorge had to get stitches
kathy had to get ramen
upton thinks he can take the place of rosson on the blog
we had a lovely date, just as friends, you know, girls out on the town
high + dry
hadnt eaten all day and then got to eat bubbling brazilian stew thing! so happy
so warmed and comforted
some graffiti vandals fucked up our van
some airplane vandals fucked up the sky
the melting snow revealed its treasures
im on the apartment hunt
do i want to cook here?
do i want to pee here?
im just going to go home and make poblano crab chowder for 1
any port in a storm
thursday!!!
did you guys get the email this morning????
its goign to be awesome
at the hospital yesterday
just hanging out for like 10 hours
eating lobster rolls in the ER
baddie one shoe had to stay here
while goodie two shoes got to go home and sleep in nice bed and make soup and watch hulu
awesome blog as always, but, still needs more cock. Jorge’s, Upton’s, Dash’s, whomever’s.
Oh, you thought the Hammer would have hummers, but there was no dum dum art for the dum dums.
I like what goes into Kathy’s holes. Peens and plates of beans!
more nude rosson….
that painting back there is a wendy white… pretty pretty
Don’t take Rosson’s place!
38 bra size? perfect for a good titty fuck! then shoot a hot load on your face! your so hot…how bout some pics of those 38’s?
it just feels right when rosson is here. please make her a permanent part of the blog.
iwant Ks 38s she frequently appears au naturel on here…pay attention
highbrow art
lowbrow comments
It is interesting to note that the word ‘drug’ first appears in ancient persian as the word for demon.
A slang phrase for getting wasted can be “Let’s get small!”
or if you reverse demon, you get
(g)Nomed
Let’s get gnomed! Put on our Phrygian foodoo hats
and wrangle wah-wah smoke
from the time-cone.
I love it when you get like mackerel carpaccio, there’s a good place for this in Miami, but its pounded out flat and they call it crudo. that can be very nice. what’s really lovely is to do an unairconditioned okonomiyaki joint down in Asakusa
in a place where everyone is drunk sweating and singing loudly and the guys have their shirts off and you can see the cool yakuza tattoos,
or maybe they’re just fun tattoos
anymore.
sweat and saki and squid and eggs!
Persian myths By
Vesta Sarkhosh Curtis
more rosson naked would be awesome.. ive definitly seen those ’38’s on here somewhere b4 and my penis was excited?
now only if i can come visit ‘dawhole’ 1 dayyyy s00n 2 see em in person
whoa…this blog has turned into the internet equivalent of a late seventies L.E.S.
happy me!
you’re looking fucking hot, Kathy. You should date more girls.
I like Kathy’s expression in the slanted perspective room pic. It’s cute.
you make fun of the ”barely art” art show, but the vending machine show you hosted was just that…go figure
they took the fucking leaves back!
good entry–a bit of all from rossen to kendra to boobs, boys, chicks and food. cheers.
you’re right…it’s not art. it would never fit the vending machine!
saw this in the oed and thought it might be of interest:
In 18th c. porto folio, ad. It. portafogli, f. porta, imper. of portare to carry + fogli, leaves, sheets of paper, pl. of foglio:—L. folium leaf. First element altered after F. portefeuille: see porte-
your barely art show crit was the bare truth.
your are a blessing to many a artist.
bless you
jey i rreally hope you are one sarcastic bastard