January 2011 – Art From Behind

zeppelins neck and neck at the finish line

let’s let this Robert Lazzarini in progress model sneak peak preside over this post as a death’s head, reminding us that we are all mere and mortal

we will remember this as we look upon past loves

we remember this as we pinch what feels like life between our fingers so tight! before it is gone

we will remember this from our perch

as we fry up the carcasses

hmm this one looks better

hey not bad! not bad!
for a last meal

winter is angry at me and wants to see me beaten down

it wants to show me nightmares

stefan bondell wants to have health foods with me and help me with my search for a space
i have chosen this path instead. this path looks much much better. this path could use a bit of sauce, but it is the path for me!

i will cook myself meatloaf all alone and eat it all alone and drink an entire bottle of wine unawares

actually abby came over i am just being dramatic

two zeppelins neck and neck at the finish line, or a Maurizio Merz sculpture?

i almost bought my favourite wine, DASHE: Enfant Terrible but it was $35 and this HE-RON was only 9.99

i’m sorry, im being as oblique as i can with events that are so FRANK AND UGLY

i will just post photos of food and you can maybe sense my pain through the transformation of fleshes

this space turned out to be too expensive

so did this one

sigh!

there are so many confused people out there

while other things are so straighforward straight across

this building i couldnt find a sign anywhere

this building was still occupied!

this building wasnt a building yet!!

fuck it im going to go eat decorative salad with a selective Jules

Bushwick is like a weird country town in the winter and Rosarios like a ski lodge

with a rainbow at the bottom of every glass of bourbon

sigh! my life is stuck in the slushiest sleeting shit day of the year

nip it

this is the only photo i took at fun Gavin Brown Spencer Sweeney Museum back room party after Joe Bradley opening. so lame. i know that i need to take photos of those things, i was having social anxiety there. their scene is strange. not bad just different.

im preparing shipment for LA fart fair and for New York Minute Moscow and i have just been so stressed out and not having any fun

i wrote my GQ article in this cafe on my one day off and then kembra called

i met her and EV Day at a diner and talked about their awesome Giverny project when these bottomless diners walked in
kembra loved it!
all these people live in greenpoint i bet

had dinner with Aurel last night after wayyy too long boys take up so much time its true

she hasn’t shaved in a while either

ha ha! i am having women time
making women jokes

the snow was starting

it was wonderful

then this thing and i drank a shitload for no reason and the bartender kept giving us shots and then that song about shots came on the radio and then

you know

boy!

boys can be annoying. i have been all in a tizz annoyed with boys recently

the snow blanketed over our irritated feelings and we were able to blackout drunkenly cuddle up happy

blanket
brush all stress under the soft deep snow blanket

this morning was cranned fulla dingleberries however

these turds were back

talked to billy about sharing a building
wouldnt that be awesome?

when life gives you crandingleberries…

and prepared some pieces for LA again
this painting by Billy Grant is super and will be adorning our booth Jan 27th!
read more HERE

JANitorial

bleh i hate cleaning up your comment poops
i didnt post a blog in a few days because i was pissed off
i dont mind people making fun of me but saying nasty things about Dash is really just yuck

stop pooping all over the comments!
i dont want to have to start deleting everything

so far this blog will serve a janitorial function