clearly the funnier pun on the bob dylan song
weird how i just thought of it! and sorry i keep punning on Lele’s name i can’t help it
and sorry i am starting this blog with a chicken with pubes
i made super fancy broiled chicken with upton using the cookbook meghan and teddy gave him for his birthday
and black truffle mash pos and cheezy spinach
we went to see Lady Rizo at Joe’s Pub
we loved it
she reminds me of a fancy Disney goose
or am i crazy?
had a drink at Indochine
teen said limes with bitters cure hiccups
next morning went to UNITED NUDE the coolest shoe place ever and bought these super awesome shoes for the white party
went across Bond St to OAK and bought a big white tablecloth 6XL white tee from my friend on the left there
EGAD what a gorgeous day
picked up this thing
threeasfour loaned upton this awesome white situation
for making him so cute
two hours later:
we were at Watermill!
this print is on my dentist’s wall
i have to stare at this thing while i get my teeth poked
the naturey part was the best
nature and nurture
upton has very strong bundling instincts and was excited by the bundling on display
i dont mean to sound like a buttface but
isnt there always some chinese dude painted some color in a loin cloth?
kept waiting for a pipilloti rist video to come on but it didnt
you guys think i am all about butts and a weird perv seeking out butts but this is the artworld!
and people are always shoving their bare asshole in your face!
i’ll drink to that
there were lossa funny awesome dressed people
oops zoomed in a bit too much
street hassle was in full effect
this was kinda intense
it was 100fuckplus outside tho
hey! theres our team
teddy made this
teddy’s weird bowtie
bob barker looking ass…
affluent teen lookin ass
oo i liked this piece by Dave Sherry
stefan, arden, half of me
i love this picture
ooo! fancy us we got to stay for fancy din
it didnt look too fancy but it was very tasty
look its Sharon Stone
look it’s Sharon Stone’s table
a sail a sail!
its a ilya and dingdong kabokov piece
grey haired duo
look its Rufus Wainwright!
Alec Baldwin bought him for $30,000
not a joke
whee its the grande dame
i like this photo
upton and simon
table decorations: kmart koh
official dance section
where the fuck are we going
terence found bronzing foundation in his gift bag
terence learning to pet dogs
stacy and her nice husband let us stay over her cool house on Shutter Island i mean Shelter Island
this is her pup Gabby
this is the teen pretending to be a steamboat
this is me pretending to be Mantegna foreshortening
whose feets are these
Upton is quite pickupable
teddy less pickupable
men like children’s sugar pops
yay lets go to the farmers market!
crucial part of Hamptons weekend is sniffing things at farmers market
started pouring rain
meghan running out to close the sunroof!
terence doing a Yue Minjun impression
rain’s a comin’
terence is still not talking did i mention that?
this is him saying “i want to romp in the forest like a wild elk”
i hate to say it but sitting on a porch during a summer rainstorm is terribly romantic
upton wanted to show off his
complete outfit which included
this awesome mollusk canvas coat
i dont know quite where you can buy this threeasfourfit but wherever it is, you should!
stacy’s husband made great salmon and corn dinner
took the fairy home
took all the fairys home
this is what the GPS thinks of ferries
upton and i were really annoyed at eachother and he was like aw lets take a photo of us
and we both subtly flipped the other one off right before the flash went off
isnt that sweet??
used the rental car one last sec to go to The Verb and have a bagel
its funny because i really WAS watching the road and just stuck my arm up and snapped two photos without even looking
and this is what i was after!
ADEK fire extinguisher…fill-in???
A for amazing
ja ja ja it was pretty amazing
the whole weekend was