Month: July 2010

this post is mostly just food
maybe i should call it feed bag

spent like three hours trying to get a photo of me that didnt suck for a magazine
failed

bumped into this guy on the street and took him to El Portal

whee!

graffiti? theres an ap for that

corn holed each other for a bit

El Portal is known in the kathy guide as being in top three chile rellenos restaurants

tomato face and paste face
it’s fun to watch Upton almost get tan this summer

yes you!

ha ha then met with this guy briefly

he stood like 10 feet away talking to himself for an hour so i warned him i would make fun of him on my blog today

making deals
hassling people
being a butt

one thing stefan did that was good and mostly non-butt like was PORTUGAL ARTE 2010 that just opened in Portugal

check out their full shit HERE

there were lossa shows and buildings, seven shows i think? i will show you one

this one!

you will notice it bears a strong strong resemblance to shows i have done and do

there are lots of reasons for that 🙂

one of them is of course just that these artists are the best artists

we will leave it at that!

keepin it positive in 2010

oh wait i thought it was supposed to be “keeping it weird in 2010”

im gonna have to google that

oh shit what is that on the left
is that… an old Kathy painting????

this is Martin and Amy from Loyal who worked on that show above im sure they both did even though it says Martin as official curator right? and they sent me the nice pics
thanks guys!

what else?

lets look at more food

Takahatchi has new specials

i went in there with Lele before they opened and they said they had all these SACER things they had saved did i already tell you these guys that

it made my day

now when i go in there i am even more happier and feeling comforted
oh but these things could have used less mint

first and only Takahatchi complaint
and i only complain because i love

teen is bored with my food photos and im sure you are too

guess what else
i think guess should write g? as his short thingie so he and gusto dont both make GU noise
free graffiti advice from random girl, i know

up the down side
“look on the bright side”
“turn your frown upside down”
or something

saw this police fellow wearing pat’s shirt which was strange

upton went out to do his dirty night business and then came back really late and really drunk and i made him an egg sandwich

babies definitely could all use seeds

mmmm and drippy peas

clearly the funnier pun on the bob dylan song
weird how i just thought of it! and sorry i keep punning on Lele’s name i can’t help it

and sorry i am starting this blog with a chicken with pubes

i made super fancy broiled chicken with upton using the cookbook meghan and teddy gave him for his birthday
and black truffle mash pos and cheezy spinach

we went to see Lady Rizo at Joe’s Pub

we loved it
she reminds me of a fancy Disney goose

or am i crazy?

had a drink at Indochine

teen said limes with bitters cure hiccups

next morning went to UNITED NUDE the coolest shoe place ever and bought these super awesome shoes for the white party

went across Bond St to OAK and bought a big white tablecloth 6XL white tee from my friend on the left there

EGAD what a gorgeous day

picked up this thing

what

threeasfour loaned upton this awesome white situation
thanks guys!!!
for making him so cute

two hours later:

we were at Watermill!

whee!

whee!

whee!

ha ha
this print is on my dentist’s wall
i have to stare at this thing while i get my teeth poked

oh no

oh no

the naturey part was the best

nature and nurture

pendulous bundling

upton has very strong bundling instincts and was excited by the bundling on display

i dont mean to sound like a buttface but

isnt there always some chinese dude painted some color in a loin cloth?

kept waiting for a pipilloti rist video to come on but it didnt

hmmm

hmmm

you guys think i am all about butts and a weird perv seeking out butts but this is the artworld!
and people are always shoving their bare asshole in your face!

i’ll drink to that

mmmmm

there were lossa funny awesome dressed people

oops zoomed in a bit too much

street hassle was in full effect

this was kinda intense
it was 100fuckplus outside tho

whee!

hey! theres our team

teddy made this

teddy’s weird bowtie

stuff

bob barker looking ass…

affluent teen lookin ass

oo i liked this piece by Dave Sherry

stefan, arden, half of me

green scene

i love this picture

“poignant”

ooo! fancy us we got to stay for fancy din

it didnt look too fancy but it was very tasty

look its Sharon Stone

look it’s Sharon Stone’s table

auctionin

a sail a sail!
its a ilya and dingdong kabokov piece

the kabokovs!
grey haired duo

look its Rufus Wainwright!
Alec Baldwin bought him for $30,000

not a joke

whee its the grande dame

i like this photo

Upton O’Goode

upton and simon

table decorations: kmart koh

official dance section

where the fuck are we going

terence found bronzing foundation in his gift bag

terence learning to pet dogs

good morning!

stacy and her nice husband let us stay over her cool house on Shutter Island i mean Shelter Island

this is her pup Gabby

this is the teen pretending to be a steamboat

this is me pretending to be Mantegna foreshortening

whose feets are these

Upton is quite pickupable

teddy less pickupable

men like children’s sugar pops

yay lets go to the farmers market!

crucial part of Hamptons weekend is sniffing things at farmers market

yay!

started pouring rain

oooOoooo

ooo autolevels

ooo

oooooo

meghan running out to close the sunroof!

terence doing a Yue Minjun impression

rain’s a comin’

yup

terence is still not talking did i mention that?
this is him saying “i want to romp in the forest like a wild elk”

or something

i hate to say it but sitting on a porch during a summer rainstorm is terribly romantic

upton wanted to show off his

complete outfit which included

this awesome mollusk canvas coat

whee!
i dont know quite where you can buy this threeasfourfit but wherever it is, you should!

oh!

stacy’s husband made great salmon and corn dinner

took the fairy home

took all the fairys home

this is what the GPS thinks of ferries

cuties

upton and i were really annoyed at eachother and he was like aw lets take a photo of us
and we both subtly flipped the other one off right before the flash went off
isnt that sweet??

this morning
used the rental car one last sec to go to The Verb and have a bagel

its funny because i really WAS watching the road and just stuck my arm up and snapped two photos without even looking

and this is what i was after!
ADEK fire extinguisher…fill-in???

A for amazing

ja ja ja it was pretty amazing
the whole weekend was

we have touched down

well, as of this photo we were still circlin JFK and i was halfway done with this new Dave Eggers do-gooder book

the book is actually great
non-fiction; i hardly new ye!

it’s such a relief to be caught up i feel like we all just took a big

well you know
this is the teen, who shall now be called Upton as he had his birthday on Tuesday and can no longer realistically be called the teen

Minetta Tavern: ever been there?
Upton’s favourite food is steak and Teddy said this was the place to be

oh my shitter it was so good
brice marden was at the table next to us and lucy liu seemed to be celebrating her own birthday nearby. hot steak scene!

we played pool at some place that felt like a community college rec center and everything was sticky
i beat him, which is weird because Upton is the best pool player i know
i actually beat him twice and then he stormed out during game #3
should i have let him win because it was his birthday?

this week has been very relaxed

working hard at the new business

getting to work before noon
(mostly)

yo whats up new york what up street culture!
this is what i have to see on my way to work every day

the only night i went out was to Kenmare for TV BABY book release party and i only took this, the only photo
i see jake! and hanna and the parrot dude and brain mat and tim barbarino

le gusto?

me gusta esto muchissimo
Jack Greer lo hecha por El Hole como exclusivo!

m’incanta! que mono!

si viene al Hole peude comprar no solomente este camisa arriba por $50, pero también esta sudadera de Dearraindrop por $250

est una rebaja escannnnnndaloso!

ok sorry just trying to practice my spanish
haven’t gotten to use it in so long and forget how fun it is

so this is the new TV BABY book! with OHWOW continuing to pump out the jams

they asked different artist friends to submit a photo poem artwork anything for the book

anything related to their experience of TV culture

ooOOoo

that’s me on the left with Sarah Perpich playing Super Mario 2

ry and bijoux’s pieces

jade’s piece! that’s little her!

a-rons piece is great
now i see where Kunle got his twitter image

and the CD of course!
buy this bad boy on the OHWOW website!

yesterday i walked around with Lele and Othello for some kind of photo article on me

they wanted to take photo of me with my favourite graffiti spots

the VIZIE i wanted in the shoot got buffed! whole fucking canal street in that area did

the bigger badder NEKST was still there though

what is next??? tonight im going to joe’s pub then tomorrow to the funny Watermill auction!
Fish-in-the-barrel blogging methinks….

my kebard is brken

ever read that George Perec novel that doesnt contain the letter E??

i promise this will be more annoying

this blog will contain no GJLMOUY

i intend ta awternate speLL
Or cheat with cUt and paste as i aM dOinG nOw

fackin ENTER kee dant even wirk en this fackin thin

bet we intend ta trie, trie R bestest

this kid is havin a JUMpin fantasee

captain eO

captain pee O

captain barf indUcer

that is a sMaLL frY cOMpared tO a biG teddY!

teens with terkee

ah nein its swissbaseL
its an artfair ride
i wan Get Off!

QT faMiLies

ridin rides
i can tipe that!

refLectin

pOnderinG

we were stranded en the swiss ride and the persin danned we free passes! ta frente af the Qs !!!

we had GOLden tickets!!!

dads in the shade atside the its a sMaLL wOrLd afteraLL ride

keep havin ta cheat! reeree annerrink! i an annerked!

i cant even tipe DERP ah wait wee i can!!!

DERP!

thats kathee favrite captien aneewait

derp derp derp

scattish DERP

dehtch DERP

rahsshian DERP

YOU Get the idea

sUe hancOck derp!

this ride dahnnned kathee ahn idea fer a fart shehw!

can i share idea?

peit etre i shewd keep it rike a secret?

ah shitter the R werks bit nit the L sew we receive enGrish as she is spOke a bit

perdin kathee enGrish

this dawrie was spewsta be “anerika”

neee perteeee

neeeee

neee i rikeeee

ah ak, i nat terr ewe aneethin abawt shew except that it is carred ITS A SMALL ART WORLD AFTERALL

and its van a be awesan!

this ride sacked

QT pie

fat nahnkees

and petit prants

rahd bank!

hahnted hawse!!

hawnted pUnninG

wheee! i can tipe WHEEEE

in seh scared

harracrans

that rast captian was rearree bad captian

is that ewe Miss havishaM?

a harracran appeared next ta kathee

a hawraber tatew appeared next ta kathee

faniree feerinks

0h b0hee i n0w fickered 00t i can 00se zer00es f0r 0h s wheeeeeee!

wheeeeee!

0000000h wheeeeeee!

wet 0nes!

wheee we are witter kids wheeee!

inspiratienar sihnatch

star tehrs

kathee is sahree if she has pissed aneh 1 0ff 2dae
kathee n0t triink ta be 0ffensive
with the ann0rink tipink pr0berns
she wikes ta chawrinch herserf

kebard brken kebard brken kebard brken

nice wadee

nice rebbit
i neen r0b0t

disnee rand reawee t0ckers ewe 00t dint it

drinkink herps

praefir

pahp

peeee

star tehrs!

went frehn standard 2 chateaex narnahnt chat0h n0rn0t wait read sine instead:

narnahnt

had tasties

and r0ss0nn sent n0te 2 ahr ewe viewers 00t there in internet rand:
HI! SHE IS SINK0E

used that title before
but have been super behind before!

this is only like day 3 of the LA trip

nothing says ladies who lunch like chicken salad

we went vintage shopping
note how rosson goes right for the glitter

beaded body spanx?

watermelon gelato

i am allergic to cats
and hats

i have an enormous head
i got a pin from dash which i have since lost but it had a zombie on it and said MORE BRAINS!

whee!

rosson is workin on motorcycle paintings
any recommendations of things she shoudl look at or read??

ha ha

this is rosson’s bungalo where she will live for the next month

she says she wants willie to be the new star of the blog

he is a little camera shy tho

oh! but he loves to sniff

mee too

i have like a million of these but like i said, we are quite behind

7-11

bone shoes

urban nomad

dont fuss at me but i like this

yay! we are at jeffrey’s MOCA opening for Ryan Trecartin at the design center location

ryan: its hard. he is like 5th generation providence vibe
which is totally cool and its fine to pick up on energy of your epic predecessors
his style is frenetic, schizophrenic, visual, hilarious
but sometimes you just feel like a wee babe being spoon-fed day-old theory

he is still young and maybe he will learn to retire the textbooks

the show was installed great and i totally enjoyed it
i am being harsh because i love
and because i have realyl high standards for RISD grads since i know 10 amazing ones already

what else??

what the fuck else

LA openings are different than NYC openings

ha ha

i love this
you guys know Jeremy Scott and his awesome fashions????

afterparty at jeffrey house
blurry miranda july and mike mills

jeffrey is so mellow now
he only got nervous one sec about art security and came straight to meghan and suzanne 🙂

hippies in the pool

there were girls doing coke in my room it was funny

party over
big success!!

swimming

rosson pulled a tree down into the pool
best part of the night

“look at the kitty!”
“just look at me and the kitty!”

oh boy
bloody mary morning

amazing

business meeting with the vespa and a very hungover meghan

got in the car with jeffrey
what? yes i know

drove 45mph down the highway past some titties

we are going to san diego to the opening of this street art show

why? you might ask

oh you know

os gemeos piece great

this is a mark bradford piece
isnt that odd??

this was the suprise favourite room!
DZINE and Ryan McGuiness

good call giving those two a pairing in that room

ha ha

ok since i am trying to keep it positive in 2010 i am just going to show these photos and let you draw your own conclusions about the coolness or total crappiness of this stuff

chris suzanne rosson and i really only came down to see barry’s controversial murals

this wall

used to look like this

awesome extreme tagging!!!!

this is still up!

awesome

you remember rome, right???

awesome

look at the secret tags behind us

this on the other side

passing

posing

since there were so many butts last time you dont get any more butts today

one of you was extremely ungrateful about all the free nudity by dissing my titties

now everyone will be punished!
like in gym class
you all can run some laps

i told rosson not to encourage the street art but she had more posing to get out of her system

tomorrow you get this and then we might actually be all ketchuped!
except of course that last night was the teen’s birthday and there are new photos

let’s see how fast we can catch up to now
my laptop keyboard was broken while i was traveling so i couldnt post anything
i dont know which way is up

computer needs rehab

computer needs love!
i went to visit Pamela Love the jewelry lady before i left

i can’t show you any pics of her new jewelry though, so you will have to just wait until we can debut a special HOLE piece in the hole shop

lets wake up really early and go to be in a Kembra show!

no prob getting outta new york when it looks like this!

what did the alcoholic undercover cop say?

he was trying to get SOBER and REHAB

not my joke!

ah LA!
we happened to be staying at this weird motel where two years ago i could have used REHAB and it looked like this:

oh boyyyyyy

anyway!

the future is bright
the past is a bit dark

and rosson is here this time!!

we stayed at jeffrey’s house
it came with this cat

and this nice yard

he has been filling it wtih his collection!
lets take a mini tour

this was my room and a francine spiegel

hallway had this crazy Lady Pink painting

detail!

suzanne’s room was the Margaret Kilgallen room

wow

just great!

overboob!
not to be confused with underboob

we peed here
so did cary grant

solarium

aurel, weird medieval thingie, evan gruzis

what?

tee hee
shrek

this is a secret Warhol

raquib’s throbbing boner

kehinde’s bee-stung lips

the Os

jeffrey as a Longo stricken businessman

he looks handsome in these!
!

seeing god above the bed
the aarons had the same idea!
check out the terence koh wedding post from last summer

the future’s so bright you gotta wear shades

sigh!

compare the rainy Manhattan bridge photo to this photo

we went to fun dinner

spaghetti and meatballs

the theme of the dinner was BALLS
i dont remember what these were

we went to a place called The Dinghus
wait no
The Dresden

it was where they shot that scene from swingers
“apparently”

autolevels in the pool is gross

JR wears only lingerie and PJs in the summer have you noticed?

van to the performance

yay!

free wraps
its funny i woudl go to LA for a free ticket and a free wrap and just be totally satisfied

i dont even need the fun bodypainting and the fun performance i would have been totally satisfied just with all you can eat wraps

oh well!

please view one million photos of karen black T and A:

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tt

t

t

tt for TERRIFYING TATTOO

i found this girl really “poignant” im not sure why

1/2 a

t!

this lady was an accupuncturist!

karen blackberry

t

t

a

coffee holder

t

a

tt

tt for twin twin

t for teddy cool tee

t

we got sweaty when we went out to smoke and made armpit vaginas

and underboobs

a

i can watch CNN while i peeee

t AND a

t AND a!
im getting good

these TTs count double

DDs

JRs

poignant girl

AA

DD

she was an interesting looking one also
there were 6 girls from LA and 6 from new york

julie machado came by!
long time no see she is in LA doing great

this is my favourite picture
remember constance??

ok ok you guys must have surfeited on T and A by now, right??

teeth drying

wig

wig

evil wig

bijoux butt

spencer!!!

finally a photo of the head bitch! kembra

she is why we are all there

this is her VJ

whee!

this is armen

this is Bijoux the naked photographer

yay!

ack!

yay!

these plus size models really liked me
they told me my curves made them want to buy MAC products
i am being serious

its on!

performance photos by jeff vespa tomorrow

changing back into day person

holy hunks!
the waiters shared a changing room with us

oh goodness

rosson found me backstage

“good enough” lets go

yay!

at the standard

rosson

they poured champagne on my butt
cleanup in aisle two!

jeff and rebecca

floss

christina! meghan and teeddy

then there was dancing

JR looks awesome

arquette lady

loves kembra

it was cool in there
the holywood standard clublet

look at these normals
look how bummed that girl is that that dude is hitting on her

she wishes a real man would come talk to her
a man not afraid to wear makeup and wigs

we demanded free snacks

we were picked up by a weird janky limo!

i made dark and sweatys with the warm sprite i found

whee!

thank you and goodnight!
more tomorrow

settle in for a long download: i took a crapload of photos this weekend

because i had a blast and it looked oh so good!

i think there should be more taggin on this blog

Ja, ja i’m glad some of you agree

there is certainly no shortage of them

this must be old methinks

look at all these cool fonts

tee hee!

i used to take naps on this when i was in kindergarten
now i use it as a towel when all my towels are in the laundry

laundry day laundry day

meghan and teddy picked us up in a zip car at 10am to go to the beach on sunday!

this is refugee rockaway
oop sorry

this is jacob riis rockaway

beach 200ish street? i dunno

this is our beach bum blanket
teddy is indeed wearing a robe

indeed

abby says meghan has secret tittes
its true! you will see in a sec

whee!

whee!!!

there are lots of water play photos

dont worry, i will post all of them

hee hee!

splooo!

teen launch

squirt!

squirt seminar

whee!!!!

seriously i think these photos are like those Uffitzi marbles

you know the ones i mean
Giambologna

Rape of the Ding Dongs
and
Dead Medusa Head

contrapposto
figura serpentina

wait i will look it up

Meneleus and Patroclus!

aw! that is what i used to call Patrick whenever we were in Greece

i called aurel Aurelius and patrick Patroclus

the water was not quite as lovely as greece but it wasn’t gross!
not gross!!

look how pretty

yay! jorge in a speedo!

did i mention Jorge is single??

whee!

wet ones wet ones

there were others on the beach with even more bodacious style than us

all of these people

this lady
wait for it

yay!

ok time to go

lets go eat tacos!

time for tacos

pampered by tacos

jorge helping meghan on with her clothes

wowee this is my favourite photo

this book is always awesome looking and i always read it a little hoping it will be as awesome as the cover
but its not

fuck yes
we are too hungry to even look up!

the best piña colada i’ve had at Connolly’s
no pinnochio pants!

favourite poster ever

to go titties

ha ha!

tuckered on the teen

sunburny bean

later
🙂

that is one angry butthole

dog park next day!

Fifi

oh shit i never told that Fifi joke when i posted about rosson’s dinner

shit i will next time it comes up

this little dude

was trying to scratch his ass

but just kept spinnin

you know how dogs do do

whee!

aw.

three lazy dudes watchin the world go by

hey whats that

hay hay

it’s jack and his new dog iggy!

he’s four months old
and critically cute

jack’s not bad neither
says my friend next to me

look at this thing

oh no!

ooo doggie three-way!

pufftastic

jack just made this
you guys know about this, right?

dying

oh no no no no no

it was a weird day in Thompkins

the teen was almost attacked by this drunk mexican

we petted a shit load of dogs and read cookbooks

what else??

how am i still taking blurry photos

oh SHIT

new york, are you serious

i used my cookbookreading to make nice dinner for abby later

i was so hungry i started eating before i photoed
sorry i failed you

then i made pineapple upside-down cake!!!

today it rained

and i wore cool shoes
poonposto!

jack’s got a new chicken with its head cut off
what a great way to start this post!

we were having bye rosson dinner at Bacaro
this is black sea spaghetti

this is eric’s new south american pimp look!

this is when things started to get kooky

its a dance party can you tell?

getting weird judging by teen’s face
look! its alex gartenfeld

uh oh

“the teen has his shirt off”

“excuse me you seem to have your shirt off”

dave sherry and aron were djing beast
dave is my favourite dancer, as you all know

abby looks pretty hot dancing too

theres aron

whos this dude
i like his hat
i think i drove him nuts with the million flash photos you will see that i took

suzanne

pee break

i think i want to just type a song for you so i don’t have to think of comments for all the dance off

teenage kicks?
just kidding

maybe its funnier with no lyrics

silent dance freak out

what song could possibly make people dance like this

oop!
i see titties

titties!

suzanne is hilarious

ooh!

am i standing on a table? what is that thing in my face

called out

hoo hoo!

i hope they do this party again because it was awesome

drink refill anyone?

hair!

swetty

cute!

why are you leaving for LA clearly new york is the funnest

there are crazy people like this in new york

yay!

taxthi!

blarg
morning came in the afternoon

fixing the shep dog mess i guess!

i dont wanna jinx it but i think i know what is going next on that great walL!

someone who we all know is Down For Whatever!

this is me at the Ballet last night
i didnt have my phone all yesterday and i could just die because of all the cool things i saw

yay!

the teen was like “hey that’s your towel”

dont get excited today is just a weird lost day

apparently one day last week i just didnt post this blog i just forgot?

derp!

you could have guessed this random day
takahatchi! what a suprise!

does that make me really predictable??

cant get enough of these nipple textures

terence is still not talking
this weird day and still today

the teen is tweeting his tits off on the other hand
its pretty hilarious: http://twitter.com/mruptonogoode

we are artists can you tell?

we are serious artists

serious

garrick is a very patient nice man to put up with this shit

a less patient man

ha ha dicks everyone loves dicks

whee!

weird lost blog day you are a weird day

oh no

rosson does not approve

terence finale:

sea being silent is foon!

let’s look at art today

“where pop culture begins”

whee! its so fucking hot out!!!

this is me eating Pinkberry with my other hand walking around the 211 Elizabeth Street space where Jack et al have their group show

jack made this he said it was a fat grumpy goth teen

lewie

assorted

shit i forgot who made this one

remember this little weiner?

subtle

eww what is downstairs it smells

brendan lynch made this
outta snack foods

and this big fucker by David Sherry
love it!

oop more hijinks

teens gone wild over there!
good energy and promising

it’s so hot it looks like the fucking 70s in new york right now
as in the decade

what else?

i wanna kram my face in an air conditioner right now

after i kram it full of popsickles and pinkberry

tip for beating the heat:
eat ice cream constantly
i’m serious

i’m on the ice cream diet

in preparation for Kembra’s big show in LA next week where i have to be naked again

the look i’m going for is “rubenesque”
unlike the teen
who is “peytonesque”

just kidding i havent been eating much of anything today and am starving dammit
queen pup demands some lunch
someone! i need some food in my dish

these kents are all old right?
or is kent hiding in williamsburg or something

want to kram ice creams in my face but its 715pm and i still have work to do at the office

years of work ahead of me too

drinking last night was top priority nonetheless

and this morning was pleasantly odd with a steamy mulch pile in front of my building

i think that’s all i have to say right now and tomorrow we can look at more art i promise
i have to pee and i have to write a press release and make a sponsor packet and burn this DVD and you know
office stuff

derp!