Month: May 2010

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26 more minutes of Deitch Projects!

nothing picks up your spirits like catching a bird poking out of its pole nest

this post is simple pimple

cats love soup

sacer loved the police athletic league

adek loves both sides

curios

ha ha when taylor does the rosson thing he just looks reallllly wasted

dont mind if i do!

rosson and i had sushi at some weird white williamsburg loft sushi place and guess who eats there all the time? KAWS

this morning i got up really early to talk with lawyers

instead of street potatoes i had my favourite breakfast to celebrate OWNING A BUSINESS

this is what i will look like after a few years of business

yesterday can EAT A DICK and so can motherfuckin everybody for all i care
EAT A FUCKING BAG OF DICKS YOU TOOLS

ooh multiple rewriting and crossouts: ecriture-feminine? sous-rature?
no pomo

i was just trying to have a nice evening going to PS 1 for Greater New Dork

sun settin, feeling confident
prepared for the worst and hoping for the best

bwa ha ha ha guess which one i got?

i overheard this artist telling this other artist that this was Terence Koh’s piece

yeah fucking right

terence doesnt make self conscious identity performance or home depot piles

terence doesnt well actually this room i liked lets hold off on the disses

oops sideways

dave sherry is good

interlude….OVER!

terence doesnt take coy cultural symbols out of context to make junk minimalism oh wait

that he may have slightly done but he does it with some CLASS

this room is where he will deliver his famous lecture on the history of art sunday
dont miss it!

i sent him a few slide suggestions today we will see if he works them in

at some point i will open the can of worms named RYAN TRECARTIN but not now

not when there is so much else not to like!

this got worst in show i think

Caleb Considine
ho-hum

another worst in show competitor

this was great
john connelly showed this two years ago though right?
its not a diss. i just am a wee bit confused whether or not this is what i saw two years ago or no

i wanna say R L Stine but thats not it wait

so far it looks like PHOTO is the only thing saving this show

this piece can get a nice big DERP from me

oh shit

this k8 hardy was pretty awesome

photo!
killing it

i wanted one of these to be loose to bop myself on the head with

Leigh Ledare-me was standing right next to me so i couldnt photo his whole room without looking like a perv so i just got this one
photo saves the day again!

after that last photo i left in a huge tizz to try to save my train wreck of a summer show

from then on its just a blur

its funny i have so many reasons to just SNAP IN TWO but i won’t

i can’t
im somehow unsnappable
no matter how brutish life is with me

some inner sphere of me has hardened into kevlar
kick me when i am down
not a biggie really

not sure of the reason

oh man
unstoppable

let loose from the noose

BACK IN BLACK!

of all the things i’ve learned from graffiti the weirdest is the NO HOMO thing

brotherly love, tight friendships, loyalty
these are important graffiti issues

their practitioners seem to think they occasionally veer into homo love and thus end their statements of endearment with NO HOMO to clarify the boundaries of the relationship

EAT A DICK
no homo

its odd because its a bit homophobic in nature, but then a bit advanced in nature, and in its polyvalent usage kind of hard to pin down

the slippages of meaning and the perpetually shifting POV and charged cultural landscape make it endlessly shifting in signification

NO POMO

try this on for logorrheaic size! a gun toting BBQ shop owner has this on his wall

no pomo

you of course now see where i am going with this post

i’m going canooing with it!

i’m catching catfish with it!

i am paddling home with it

the meaning is mine i will take it home, chop it’s head off and fry the fucker up

i am a pillar of pure subjectivity

i am tall enough for the job

my parents are into quantum theory and are very down with the cultural logic of late capitalism
any act of looking crucially disrupts the object of the looking
no pomo

the sign has no relationship to the referent
i dont even see a penis
how could i?

philadelphia condo view

BQE traffic view
what matter who’s speaking?

outside whole foods

whole foods soup melange
aka meta-soup

thrift store street hassle these guys rings!!!!

what is the meta-narrative?

“you can reduce it to an empty series of phonemes, just formants and fricatives, trochaically stressed, signifying zip”

this post is engaged with the intrinsic inevitability of it’s own disappearance

this blog needs more body paint

had lunch with Nathan who then went back to Portland!

someone has been writing EAT A DICK on selected wheatpastes around the city have you noticed?

someone else likes to put the F in ART

made really fancy dinner

hung out with kembra

breakfast in bed

oh nooooooo

oh yes!

lets just dive in

ducks in a row

Jr. Purple People Eater

hot pink pie

bijous bbm

GIANT Purple People Eater!
thats me

angela boatwright!

KCDC lady! she is cool but i cant remember her name right now to save my life

yay!

samoa is going to do something really gross later stay tuned

yay!!!!

the show was so beautiful

fifteen GOKB painting GOKB babies

then samoa did a very bodily performance

despite being 6’5″ i couldnt quite see

i think he fucked a beach ball?

yesssss!!!!
was this maybe the best looking group ever?

the show was like 300 of the top makeup professionals they were very stylish

wooO!

free styling to “my heart will go on”

spencer is too cute as a nun too perfect!

time to walk the streets

rosson put on lipstick!

JR put on a happy face

so did we
a few hours later:

Seymore Butts

i mean whats up, man?
what the fuck is up

we were locked outside suzanne’s door for like 30min and had a photo shoot to pass the time

who am i kidding?
we do this anyway

suzanne had us over for lobster rissotto and pink champagne!

cram that in your pie hole!

i am sacrificing myself for the cuteness of rosson in this photo

i am sacrificing my dignity for the largesse of this champagne

not that cool

goodmorning here is your breakfast!

here is your candy

goodmorning! here is your exercise

patrick and i used to do this everywhere all over the world

i wish there was some indication of scale in this photo because this guy was a behemoth!

stuttering fish market

im so glad rosson has a bike and we get to do stuff like this now

what a willie!

what a last blast of sun

rosson made me go to UNOS

rosson thought this was the most disturbing part of the menu

i thought this

oh no this again

tra la la now its monday in the park

“hey follow me i will show you OCD”

“… now tap this pole three times and wash your hands”

this must be the night

this must be the only visually unappealing menu item at takahatchi
lightly seared fatty tuna

everyone goes to takahatchi it seems

yes
i forgot their name though

ok go ahead

that doesn’t make sense you’re dumb

now youre talking

now you sound dumb again

hex message!
i remembered them because i was so drunk i had to leave after first song and felt embarrassed

blackout juice!

ugh
sobering

just kidding it was awesome!
i got hit by a foul ball
i’ll update you with bruise photos dont worry

hey look at this guy over here

we got a regular Pablo Picasso over here

this is not Picasso this is Amy Sillman

i call them jerk off paintings
in a good way!

my name is mud mud and i have an idea

mud

two in the pink, one in the bowling ball

she is pretty awesome

PACE…UGH
kiki smith

kiki smith makes me get my period

i am full of jokes today and nathan was full of jokes yesterday
we can take turns

took them to canada but you already saw photos of that so

terence’s house!

the “studio visit” with terence consisted of drinking as many top shelf margaritas as possible at barrio chino

then to williamsburg!
seriously we arted the shit outta yesterday

its keegan!

i thought this piece was z best

i thought his shoes were z best

this photo with the swastica belt buckle back there is z best
who took it?

i think rafael would think these are z best

rafael likes MEMPHIS design do you know about MEMPHIS design?

i like this design too

art break

i warned you this was rosson’s and my “new thing”

we had a funny night from then on lets see what photos i can legally post of it….

lesbian loft parties
i left this book i bought on their #$%^ing coffee table of ukrainian all girl graffiti gang CAP and i bet they are all rubbing off all over it

freezing roof blowouts

fancy uptown hotels

fan mail

tripping
….wait for it:

balls

dancing?

stripping

hot no wave lesbians

chugging coconut water

managed to wake up this afternoon just in time to meet this little dork

she needs her brain for stuff like painting
hey we got a regular Pablo Picasso over here!

secret guest blogger

notice how i never take “street hassle” photos?
its such a weird thing to me
the street hassle

dash used to be so elegant about it
this is me eating collar

this is kind of rosson’s and my “new thing”

did you know max fish is spelled max fisch?

the streets at night are scary

late late at night

when all the photos get tagged

done tagging?
tag more photos

24hour food face

24hour buttface

done tagging?

for now i suppose

yesterday i took one million photos should i post them here or new blog?
ok i post just half here as tantalizing art day:

gossip nathan and fyan ry had a FULL DAY ART FIELD TRIP yesterday that was awesome and ended in dancing

jarjar’s new show at team
i liked the idea of it better than it

amy yao at jack hanley
too sparse

i liked this piece tho yeah!

GOD its a sad day when the graffiti gets overgrown with street art

called it Maccarone

yikes, stripes!

oh shit
oh WOW

rafael is my favourite designer around

how fucking beautiful is this place?

oh wow book
waverly street
try to find it!

nick will be there to help you

walking talkin

dead end street

dead end Valerie Heggarty what a cool suprise!

ed kienholtz

Jokes in Nordstroms

did you hear the one about the steve madden pumps?

at david zwirner

dead end street is actually a great song you shoudl googly it

blow job is really fun you shoudl googly it

i tricked my friend into going to PEN ISLAND . COM to register for their one free pen a month compaign

that joke is copyright patrick
and so i thought was this font!!!

i had zee best day yesterday you will see zee second half in one sec!

oh and here is why this post is called this; from my brother in puerto rico by the looks of it:

all this could be yours

if the price is right

more on this in a sec

i went out to this performance thing with spencer to ask him his feelings about the hole

the performance, and i have such a low threshold for this kind of thing, was pretty great

blanking on the guys name really hard

he was one of spencer’s friends from American Fine Arts times

how about that nomenclature?
naming something something really bland knowing that you will be un-bland

spencer said he named Santas or Santos or whatever that because he thought it was like an antidote to the kind of nightclubbing he was bummed on

so and you know this i am SO BUMMED on galleries essentially all of them i am just BUMMED ON THAT ENERGY fairly across the bored ha ha. so what is the opposite of that energy that i hate?

PEE is the opposite
no wait

BI BIM BOP
no wait

we were already in koreatown so we had korean food and wrote down a million inappropriate names

the name is on the walll

the name is on the wall but i am not facing the wall

i have my nose buried in the sidewalk and there are names all over the walls

JA there are

this is like 70% graffiti today

and i didnt even take a photo of the “interventions” i made in that neighborhood

if you see one send me a photo
it will be really obvious i think

monkey see monkey do i guess
“cheaper than drugs”

i am sitting in a staff meeting and it looks like this

bleeding me dry

last night more bridget debuting some new songs at Joe’s Pub

dont think im crazy or anything or that im obsessed with her butt

suzanne’s mike is in the band and whatever i like going out have you noticed?

oops where did that come from

i think i have to delve into the camera phone photos because i didnt go out out last night

starting from way back
i hope these are not posted from a while ago?

these seem to be from a weird time in my life

i think i mighta posted these but i really like them so i dont care

yeah i remember it WAS a really weird time around the Whitney Biennial

ooh this is a good photo!

my favourite photo photo

photo of a photo of a photo
seriously!

oh shit this night

oops!

its rosson!

its Trailer Park Boys!

its my brother shooting a phtoo of me with his finger over it

its a wee sneak at new stadium

its a wee sneak peek at being a sad loser

turn that frown upside down!

don’t try this at home

this is NOT by EV DAY who is it by?
isnt it odd?
(odd that is is not by EV Day?)

Dave took my photo this weekend over odd margaritas at the not yet open sweet and V

this confuses me is it someone like… trying to recreate lady pink tags because it doesnt look like the old tags i have seen in books….does it?

it must not be if this chick dissed it right?

whee!

blorp

whee!
wait lets get a chick in there

double whee!

wow this must be oldddd because this guy “is a serious artist now”

ooo an exciting drive by just for you

shiny me
i think thats it oh wait!

Arnaud sent me some “flavours of Korea”

yummm

this could be tasty

a fool and his (s)quid are soon totally partying