everyone wants irony

i hear it in all the articles i read, in the crappy artists around, this need for irony bitterness and despair.

i know i promised fun photos of subway adventure day but yesterday was miserable and stupid and i don’t care anymore

my camera was having lens failure anyway
thank goodness i suppose


i banged the thing against the counter this morning and it spontaneously took this photo


and then began to work perfectly
brute force on small electronics: who knew?
this is koji and michael putting up Fran’s big splash guard
opening this thursday at little deitch with the performance at 7:30


i have a larger problem i would love to bang against the counter until it fixed itself as well but i cant because it’s a problem i am starting to think i have no part in


i feel lost in the emotional world, as opposed to the analytic world
how cliché


the road to irony is paved with cliché


cliché: the sound of the matrix dropping into the molten metal


the road to bitterness is paved with contempt


what was that last one, despair?
“the thought of being alone plunges me into a familiar despair”


the siren song of irony is calling to me too

Blandings

what book was i reading with Blandings castle in it?
and what word is it i am actually trying to think of?
memory gone again
oh wait i wanted to write Bowdlerized! that was in my book last night and i was delighted to find out it is a shakespeare related word:Bowdler was a prissy physician who expurgated (censored) shakespeare into a sanitized women and children friendly text


this is before rome, this is me sleeping on posting these tauba photos:


her show opened here right before i left and i forgot to post!


this is a dress rehearsal of her and her friend playing her custom tandem organ


wittily titled


tauba likes anagrams


artviewers like tauba!


whee!
dont look too close at this one tho:


blerg!


the new “fold”


i see a tauba, a keegan, a sean, who else?

come see the show! and she performs at 5pm i think every day!


i also forgot to post this, the most awesome marble sculpture evan made


it’s odd and gross and “cool” and exciting!
it’s in THE OPEN show that i am in! that i gotta go see tomorrow!


i forot two important photos from a few posts back
this is Damiana’s mom! i didnt know when i stopped to take her picture i just though she was a cool lady with a chris j tee!


and i forgot to shout out these two important greeks: teddy who got us adidas money to make the show awesome, and andreas our favourite greek gallerist who got over his fear of airplanes to take the 1hr flight to rome and party with us. andreas!!!


this is thurday when i stopped to see SLAVA at ENVOY and then CLAYTON and ALIFE
im putting it in caps for for i guess no reason


was that you asking for a closeup?
i thought i heard someone say closeup


this one was my favourite


HOMOPHONES
slava said that is what he has most trouble with in the english language
🙂


clayton at alife
coincides with big great article on him in the nytimes! with slideshow that is realyl good! click click!


the times says
“oh the days when you could tell what people were about by their clothes”


clayton
i beat him to the draw


elsa his collaborator and partner
thats all i have up my sleeve for today but on monday pat and i are having SUBWAY ADVENTURE DAY so im sure that will give mage to something interesting!

pain’s grey

fracesco something
francesco demacelis?
francesco demichelis took these
wow my memory is really good for some reason:





fuck i dont even have a photo of these guys installed
it looked so good

hey its me sitting on my ass
if only you could see into my head and hear the million stressful things flying through there


damiana, luca, valerio, and our “stress table”


i like this picture

kevin!



rafael smiles when he is stressed or concentrating
its the most adaptive evolved trait i’ve ever seen



there are no spaces in this blog because i am tryign to hurry

yay!

look at aurel’s new piece isnt it beautiful? its huge too





























covering the stupid minicooper


just for you jules!




















there!
next post i promse no more rome. im just so happy with how things went i want to blogstay in that moment forever!

honest soit que mal y pense


my puns bear no relation to my posts quelquefois
no te preoccupes


i DID get sick while typing that last post!
damn dog sick
i am sick right now but at work


i am all hot and dizzy and take anything i say with a grain of tylenol


i just wanna post these photos so i can post the install shots so we can all look together


did you guys see my hot blogg on V magazine? yay!


did you see Rafael’s on Interview?


did you see the cool page in italian vogue?
its just aurel nude
go buy it


did you see how fucking huge this crowd was? wow! thanks to every single person who came. gratsi todo! wait


the afterparty was great
Lele planned it
awesome


unfortunately aurel got tricked by big bad aron into not coming


aron will never go to the official party i guess, he has to always make his own MORE SECRET one somewhere


it was really fun and a lot of scribbles


one room josh and megan made goth room and the other one spencer made big fun


dumbo was there


i got a head massage


barry won the award for best all around person to have on this trip
he probably always wins this award
he is an angel


the next day we had dinner one last time as a (matching) group and then went our separate ways

here are the official photos DEPART just sent me that their dude Francesco Dimichelis:

wait fuck it ill just make it a separate post as people (tim barber) always complain how long my posts take to load 🙂

d-tease


how do i best paint a picture of the rome trip
now that i am safely home at my desk with constant and comforting internet?


now that the flavour of tomatoes and basil has given way to the pumpkin cookie i am currently chewing on


now that i feel myself coming down with the unavoidable POST SHOW FLU/COLD that i always get after a huge project and my head is spinny from impending fever


now that i have set up a long and boring intro thus losing half my audience???


i kid i kid lets get on with it!


a pup


and a way!


this is kathy and i will be telling you about the show with my Bacardi masher mic


first, i will nap in some bubble wrap


these are my birthday flowers
wilted, like my youth
alas!


this horse ran out loose into the yard by the organic restaurant we were eating in. can you believe it? if only that streetlight were the moon instead


the streets the streets my head is really spinning i think i have to go home


here’s me sitting on a fake sterling ruby sculpture
(not sick in this picture)(only right now)


this is me being kissed also not sick in this picture, patrick will be relieved to know


patrick drinking his favourite combination of glass of tequila and glass of beer


a photo that was almost awesome


my favourite
dick soup


anonymous appetizer gifts found on kitchen table


close up of the beautiful birthday bouquet


barry had an opening at BONOMO gallery the day before our opening lets look at that while i sort out my opening photos finally


DOWN FOR WHATEVER
that is the best motto, that is my motto as many of you know


fong song


confusing


stressed out
this is may a photo of me getting sick


patrick is notorious for not getting photos of me doing things that are important to me
this is me going BLAR BLAR BLAR at the press conference the morning of the show


this is mat and brain playing in a little shop called 40grados


they cut up chris’ clock and made a window display
i dont think chris would really like this much tho


this is a big scary old stone that you stick your hands into and if you are guilty of thievery they get cut off!


thank goodness the same is not true for graffiti check this out!


effing awesome


some finishing touches


aurel and brain at the artist dinner


ben and christina secret signals


Lele how did i get a blurry photo of this shirt goddddamit!


Barry bike


adidas monster


interns to the rescue


random shoes


head massage


tim DJs


donation plate


unknown courtesy PAT CAMERA click on that


spencer courtesy spencer


whiskey cards and banana splits
ok now that i have ALLLL the photos out of the way besides the opening, lets open this shit up!

gestisci blog

sorry i have not gestisciid blog very well
here are what the first few days looked like!


yes


this is our apartment yess!!


martha examining her meat hooks


rafael and his ribbons


jim jokes


martha manages


barry begins bump


christopher chills with cline


this angel killing this steer is above the museum


drds of doom


kevin and dead josh


this tasted good


this tasted good


do you know i put off reading this last henry james until rome beccause its the Rome one?


is very stressful right now


rosson trucked from london!


funbags


nice photo to show their parents how their internship is going


tessa painting pat


pat caught with clock


pat made me nice dinner


these guys were great but yelled at eachother constantly


monkeys


garret greys


the yellow room


hey is that a barry sculpture


nero guys helping with show


french guys helping with show


hot road hot road!


this is patrick’s photo i promised him i would not steal


ben preview new mural video painting!


Cloe Perrone translates


zine room


you get the idea
i have to go see if my catalogue has arrived!!!

turned out of doors


i had the great good fortune and meritless goodluck to get to go have a nice weekend out on long island


dash’s grandma christophe and jade invited 40 or so of us out to her house on this nature preserve to celebrate, well i guess to celebrate dash and his life and friendship and those things
and i only cried once!


to celebrate “night painting” as christophe used to say to dash and ry. “oh boys, going out for a bit of night painting are we?”


friday night is a bit of a drunk blur. blair and stella dancing is the only photo really. unless you can find rachel chandler’s photos online somewhere and want to look at nico’s weiner


they made a sace flag


and max ran it up the flagpole


the next morning was very beautiful with rita’s daughter making bubbles everywhere


donnie darko or contact?


whee!


i say darko


max’s darko points at colin’s head


you will see more muscles soon dont worry


dash collected a huuuge assortment of these, did you see em?
scott has a lot of tattoos too
the team in general was an intense tattoo fest


odd angle fest


so many cute photos of secret i assure you!


muscle men vs bubbles!


get em!


boys do lots of funny things to impress girls!
the story of civilization


this is sean sizing up the jump
dash told me he did this all the time but i never saw him with my own eyes
not that i doubt it for a second
if dash says he did something, and it was a dangerous something, then he definitely did it


this is sean putting philosophy into motion


this is pat following suit
i was seized with a horrible feeling before he jumped, it was a weird feeling, ive never been so troubled by pat doing something dangerous before but this somehow, maybe i am so attached to him now that i no longer want him to risk death or disfigurement for a thrill. even though that is a trait i greatly admire in him…


fear makes me hungry


christophe and rita’s kitty named B.O.
(its from hungary)


splash


oh dash!!!


the food was amazing, our acccomodations ridiculously amazing, the whole weekend just the most pleasant friend fest ever. like camp but with a sad sad undertone


there may have been a wee bit of sex, drugs, beach barbecues, and blairs butt:


but the funniest thing was actually:


city kids on water skiis!


hee he


sean


and pat did good


enh!


scott was so good he was yawning and thinking what he would have for dinner while he was flying over the wake


it was awesome


i got a weird sunburn from a dress that was designed, i found out, by one of my companions on the boat!


look its leo


the other boat had fun too


oh kathy


squee!!!


here’s pat bailing


ha ha pat


back to the pool


muscles sore


fun can be exhausting!


dash loved this bathroom
i know he took pictures of us in here. i wonder what happened to them…


i came here with him and ry a few years ago and did all kinds of fun things
fun memories. very intense to revisit


include going to this really fun place down the beach


mmmmm


its called sand dune jumping!


whee!


whee!


whee!


whee backwards!


whee again!


the photographess got only one photo of herself and she thinks she looks funny
dash had a funny photo of me doing this  that was in one of his zines i think. or maybe i just saw it in a shoebox
in any event i wanted to do some of the things i remember doing with him and think that he was there somewhere laughing


i’m not sure i have any more good photos as my battery died
we had a b-eautiful barbeque on the beeach last night
colin lit of a SHITLOAD of fireworks. to wake the dead. or hopefully make them laugh with us

then pat and i drove around through the nature reserve blasting music and other things while nico colin and ry went to go get donald from the bus

except ry had the mischievous spirit of dash in him perhaps and wreaked havoc on the town while they were out, hilariously recounting it to me and pat when they got back after narrowly evading arrest


i feel many things; i feel revitalized, less sad, less old. happy to have been able to have longer conversations with the people i really like who too often i see only for 5 minutes at “events”. i mean seriosuly i think i have known and liked blair for years but only talked to her in a series of 5minute intervals. which doesnt really get you anywhere, does it? i talk about community a great deal, goin to rome tomorrow to do a show of it, and i rarely get to enjoy the people who are the reason i do these things i find.

i beat them all resoundingly one by one at ping pong, though, and can admit to enjoying that enormously. see you in europe!

bangalore


i made this over the weekend
dou you like it???


this is my favourite part
i made it because by some crinkle in the universe, i get to BE IN A SHOW instead of just CURATING SHOW
here are the details:

4-40 44th Drive
Long Island City , NY 11101

anyway, i am fucking tickled pink and so is Venus:

i will be in rome installing when this opens so please do go and please tell me if the show looks good


sorry im posting this really fast i gotta get back to work so!
this is a show jack greer did with some friends at a skateboard place on mulberry


pat was in it!


and brendan lynch


and i dont know these but look at this little vagina:


supercute
the only un-cute thing was the show title, NOW WHAT
because either it is meant as a jock confrontational grunt, or its meant to suggest, what a lot of these young(er) artists like to think, that the “scene” is “over” and what is next?

but then again wasn’t i just kind of worrying about something like that a few posts ago?


fuck scene, lets dance around


alex hudson is the best new addition to arrow bar wednesdays


the flyer for the party tomorrow!


these guys were funny. one is named Crit


i was drunk and though this would look good in the “new abstraction” visual essay
speaking of which!
al just finished tweaking my NEW YORK MINUTE CATALOGUE!
you wont believe how cool it is
you just WONT because i dont and i made it!


now i can relax and focus on the show and the install and the opening
i leave in 6 days!


im not relaxed at all actually


i am perplexed and alone in the dark like this little dude


and still wet behind the ears when it comes to huge museum shows