abstract background results

conclusion:
does anyone know a good poem/song/quote with the word “abstract” in it?

here’s my blog abstract:

there have been lots of storms

teddy wouldnt let me take any photos of fall BLAND so all you get is this ashtray

i partied at lit on saturday

it was aurel’s bday and someone (cool) got her a fancy riding crop

i got money out of an ATM to guy more cigarettes
i mean buy

my brother was visiting and he took me to play tennis

he also took me to IKEA where i bought stuffed animals and a wok

conclusion: these investigations are a gross misappropriation of taxpayer dollars and the project should be terminated immediately