enjoy your stay but be careful

still all turned around

things arent lookin up yet

decided to escape to DC for my mom’s 69th birthday party
funny birthday for a parent to have
kind of embarrassing

she bought me these two fashionable dresses at Costco

i met my friend from high school, nikki sorg at a tennis party
for the legg mason tournament that was about to start
for the tennis players
but i didnt meet my only irrational crush Roger Fedderer so i was bummed

these russian teens were at least 6 inches taller than me and stuck a temporary tatoo on me
that was pretty much the most tittilating part of the night

dc scene!
its a funny one

i took my parents to Great Falls Virginia

it was handicap accessible

the potomac is angry

i planted a tomoto plant for them
they named it “kathy memorial tomato plant”

then wee wee wee all the way home
i had wanted to get away from death and dying but it was all my parents are thinking about

let’s try this tomorrow night as a death escape