hey guys

it’s bert. as in “Bertie Bert the Pom”
kathy is too shy to write anything herself

it’s going to take her a sec to re-find her “voice”

but these Miami 2016 photos aren’t going to post themselves

13 years of miami!

this is my third year personally

we are at Untitled with a Matthew Stone solo booth

this is ray’s second miami with the gallery

highlight of my booth day is getting to meet a fellow doggie
too much time around humans makes Bert a bummed pom

they took me to a party and put me on an ice rink?

ray was psyched

walking through an alley checking out last year’s errol tags that linger. was nice

here’s a booth design idea that kathy is just itching to steal
seriously, keep this in mind and call her on her shit she is def going to steal this idea in 2017

the paintings weren’t worth the presentation tho, at least kathy didn’t think so
she thought they looked too “on trend”

trudy benson detail
maybe two years ago THIS would have been too on trend? but trends shift. so maybe calling something on trend isn’t as much as an insult as it sounds like

i mean kathy never wants to insult anything, there is too much good stuff you can say good things about than to just shit on people
but whatever, she is a bit rusty
this matthew detail seeing into the paint figures, so sick

i can only pose with the bottoms of paintings

this Robert Lazzarini extruded bouquet is very post analog sculpting
i bet kathy does that as a show in 2017 too btw

kathy thought this was like THE BEST me pooping photo but the internet didn’t think so
“poopin in the wind” still the top chocolate pom poop photo accd to instagram
check me out there if you want to watch me poop more
Bertie Bert the Pom
sigh!

i love kathy even tho she is a pile of crap

she shares her Tublr brunch cobb salad chicken with me at the standard

while i cool off in the mud slop area

at the Pussy Riot talk that night a whole pool area full of Art Basel revelers listened to almost an hour of awesome academic talk
just that was a feat
i think people assume an art basel audience just wants to swill champagne and not give a fuck
but that is just how the media reports it
this art basel audience was inspired and engaged and informed!
fuck those art basel party you cant get into articles and who to network with articles and inside influencer picks best outfits articles
that shit is fucking wack

but i digress
every block or so i have to stop and cool my balls
arctic doggies don’t fit well in miami beach

May fits in well she is beach-ready!

we walked around Basel main fair together and i got just mobbed with people petting me
NOT my dream come true

margaret kilgallen

everyone has a derp friend that looks like this dubuffet

kathy wanted this toilet paper rug because of all the HOLEs

not feeling this eddie martinez at all
but thats ok!
great artist
doesnt mean you have to love every painting

actually kathy probably loves every single chris joahnson tho

like this one! altman siegel

i say BLEH to too much art

i look nice in may’s arms tho
i am one XL chocolate pomeranian, no?

kathy hurt her rotator cuff playing tennis and has had a real shit time walking me this past week

lol

kathy showed a work just like this in september

so interesting! how the old and the young converse

was feeling these Joakim Ojanen works

there should be more dogs in art

joe reihsen (RYE-zen) looking oceanic on the outside wall

taking another heat break

i hate tennis because i cant fit the balls in my mouth
kathy and david denino seem to like it

i say meh

but as always

just happy to be included!

it’s a good motto to have for a best buddy

i love being with kathy i love all the stuff we do, i just love to be around her and not be left alone at home

the only time kathy and i are separated is when she goes to teh gym
but thankfully with this injured rotator cuff she is gonna have to take a few weeks off

yessssssss!!!!

i love cats. they are so interesting!
except the one that scratched my face last year in miami when kathy and errol took me to the evergades

not to shit on nada but it makes kathy sad that this cool peter linde busk painting jsut feel flat there, maybe it was because the fair was practically empty, maybe it was because the previous booths had bored her, maybe it was the way this particular booth looked
but for whatever reason this painting that woudl have been exciting was not

this painting however!
so exciting, and looked great, and everything good and nothhign bad
look at teh doggie!!!!

this one maybe compared to it is a bit dull tho

love the smear drawings the nice Soy lady showed us

a bit heteronormative for my taste but there should be room for all sexualities in art of course
including vanilla

gina beavers

artist at Halsey McKay

dealer at Halsey McKay

sarah braman

davina semo

kathy was so psyched to see a new work by her long time buddy Terence Koh!
bees wax and bread and A-ron who kathy needs to start calling Aaron but keeps calling A-ron

me cooling off again
it happens a lot

you guys should peep the mountain of Pussy Riot press because its awesome

me cooling off again
its important to always stay cool
its important to always keep a level head and stay very cool and chill
i’ve been tryign to teach kathy this

oh fuck now i am on a boat

omg and this is happening

i did not like this at all. the fish scared the crap outta me
and what kinda filter did the trump-humping captain “mark the shark” use on this photo because it looks crazy
is it called “ed hardy”

that’s it! now i’m home and sitting in front of this great Misaki Kawai painting and staring at Kathy while she types this blog pretending to be me

just give her a sec she’ll figure it out

good evening!
here are some photos from (mostly) Art Los Angeles Contemporary that was last week

get ready!

oh and one sec there are a few NYC DC things happeneing first

Bert lost

one of the weirder works we have shown here
title wall of the KATSU show

DICK

in DC with my mom and bert

renewing my dumb ol drivers license so i can drive around LA

Errol and I went to explore Baltimore and before going to the aquarium, ate some sea creatures

this little guy hides in toxic sea urchins

this is the best fish
i forget what it is called
it changes color
and boy is it ugly!!!

now its my dad’s turn to play with Bert

thats about it for DC!

now errol holds bert
pretty much ive forgotten how to take phtoos that dont include chocolate pomeranians

this was on my desk when I came back!

jaimie warren!
terrifying

jaimie get out of here with your craziness what are you doing

and back to bert
sorry guys
the cuteness is like this tractor beam to my camera

we made home made meatbals! it was amazing

bert full of meatballs

then it started snowing so we ran outside at 3am!

snow on bert nose!

snow on a lot of bert

snow on errol

ill spare you the photos of us smooching

mostly i took photos of snowy trees

Rose Eken made some amazing new works for Jesper’s ART HERNING booth and i was jealous 🙁

Errol and I took my brother and his fiancee to see book of mormon!
i have been to a million plays operas ballets but i have never been to a broadway musical
neither had errol
it was

i mean i guess it was great but musicals are horrible maybe???

it was about full of shit mormon missionaries going to rural Uganda to convert the irreverently suffering locals
it wasnt the same sense of humour as south park tho
it was like really dumbed down i thought

i dunno
i was really psycehd to be in that neighborhood tho so I could finally try Ippudo!

my brother kept ordering extra noodles
you can see him eyeing michelle’s noodles

bert worried that he didnt get to come to LA with us

we spent a lot of time picking out the best Rose works!

because this disco ball was in the middle of the pedestal in her show it didnt get enough play
but somehow this didnt make it into our crate!!!!

makes me wanna shoot someone

whatever
we brought tons of cool stuff
this KATSU back from teh framer

so many pretty colors in teh fronescape

we ate some takahatchi with english joe

i checked out some Anders Oinonen new works

are you peeing?

we were the last flight outta JFK as the blizzard descended!

pretty rough job this guy has

<3
yes!!!!
first stop after LAX

met errol’s twin for drinks!

look at bert leaping in teh background

now for a hundred photos of bert chasing a balll

he’s so proud of himself when he gest the ball!

🙂

his twin made him “blonde brownies” which is what people in seattle called “blondies” for some reason?
but no apparently they are different both twins insisst

this is bert’s “sure they are” smile

then we went gallery hopping!

bert got tired

lol

this is hmmm this is Alma at Blum and Poe

this is something i was interested in

this is bjorn copeland china art objects

i sent this to joe to say ha ha you are in a blizzard

then we went to see Rosson and Willie Nelson!

Willie of course being her Shitzooo

this battle willie one
he humped the shit out of bet and wore him down

two amazing new smaller square paintings

you know how much i care about square painting

rosson looking really cure

cool detail of her experimenting with transfer techniques!

bert was such a good boy while we were installing

bert and brigid errol’s twin at home depot buying carpet

whee!
bert thinks everything is fun!

peres projects mark flood

alicia mccarthy!

errol and katherine bernhardt!
errol makes the best sharpie drawings FYI
ill show you some soon

omg adn then got to go to the best sushi with Jeff Vespa and Vanessa Prager!

Nishi-Ya i think in a strip mal in glendale

OMG

i cant even look at the rest of the 15course dinner photos i am so hungry and i know i wont get this again 🙁

went to Vanessa’s studio

her show at Richard Heller galelry coming up sooN!

almost done laying out these bad boys

eric yanker installed his works on paper and his balls!

matthew stone’s new works on linen were perfectly stretched

amazing

UGH i want one of these paintings so bad

bert and errol love each other, it makes me so happy

bert was ebarrassed by the boob dogs tho

done!
almost

pooped

yeah!

cool art nerd shirt

neil raitt oil painting

hamburger eyes at art book fair

Kour Pour opening at DEPART foundation project space

somedetails

sexytime

party at Paolos!

you might remember that Ryan McGinley from NEW YORK MINUTE rome, paolo’s foundation put that show on that i curated back in 2009 at macro future

are you peeing

went out a wee bit

looked at stuff
i guess some girl in LA writes KATHY <3 <3 <3 haha
and then flew home i think
it either went way to fast or i am missing some photos from teh upload :/

said bye to krysta from the plane
that arrow is EXACTLY where she is, Barker Hangar at Santa Monica airport booth E4

bert says “i need to poop”

home sweet home!

here are some spanish tongue twisters for you in preparacíon for our opening tomrorow:

Pedro Pablo Pérez Pinto Prieto,
Pinta puertas por poco precio,
Para poder pasar por Perú
Por el Partido Popular.

Pedro Pablo Perez Pinto Prieto
Paints doors for little money
So he can cross over to Peru,
For the Popular Party.

or the titular:
Erre con erre cigarro;
Erre con erre barril.
Rapido corren los carros,
Cargados de azucar al ferrocarril.

“R with R” cigar
“R with R” barrel
Quickly run the cars,
Loaded with sugar on the railroad.

or the very sensible:
Como poco coco como, poco coco compro.
Since I don’t eat many coconuts, I don’t buy many coconuts.

i asked my boyfriend if while he was aways at this places if i could visit, if they had like a conjugal trailer or something
to which he asked whether i knew the etymology of the word conjugal
to which google replied, with some kinda cool new thing where etymologies pop up as a tree naturally
CON together JUGUM a yoke
coming under a yoke together!
sounds super fun

i made a new resolution
that as soon as i can get 2014 photos cleared off my iphoto and the good ones saved uploaded and posted here
that i will retire from this

instagram is hard it is too tempting
you post about one photo a day, usually hte best photo you take all day, and then you get instant grafitication of all this liking and commenting

its such a strong reward system!
i crave all the liking who could help it?
especially with bert i mean what dog owner doesnt love 200 people in an hour telling you your beloved little pup is cute?

like!
cute!
etc

who knows how old some of this crap is

i remember this studio visit!

nathan ritterspusch

bert
i wonder how many times in the past year i have said the word BERT

bear in mind that every day i sing Bert his Bert songs

usually made up tunes where every other word is Bert

occasionally popular tunes where the words have all been changed to Bert

such as “trap house Bert got a Bert with me and three young Berties that stay with me”

trap house trap house trap house trap house

<3
oh yeah baby

studio visit before our current show

ShellMan

Bert’s new photo face
remember when Terence did this?

getting pumped

check!

also check

bert bag bert

ooh i remember this studio visit too

picking up this big bad boy for miami

trap house bert oh shit get out of my head!

visiting!

breakfasting!

partying!
not really

more like schmoozing

if you dont schmooze, you lose

meh?

ugh this dress is so lame

roxy made my hair look cool tho!

thanks fab!
i had fun

been dressing stupid

been dressing up bert stupid too

this photo makes me think of the word “longshoreman”
a word that in and of itself gives me a girl boner

Bert is like UGH GROSS

installing in miami

kastper detailing

bert hiding

bert chasing

what a brave boy!

whereas this guy on the other hand was afraid of jellyfish

ah!
i see one

whatevs you guys have seen these on instagram already

lol maybe not this one!

party

this booth was so fun to make FYI

gues who made this awesome painting

are you peeing

ack!

both these Anat Ebgi artists were cool

ugh i wantt his screen in my life
i want matthew to do a show of video sculpture here!!!

smoochis

sayre

another large shirt!!! can u believe it

another another painting!

amazing

La-Z-Art

sharp!

bjarne

weird

its my corner!!

aways liked this person

omg this makes me so nauseous right now
let’s end with a Bert smile fest cuz i gotta run adn shoot this artwork

sorry guys if things feel a little

i had looked up that work to text to a friend last summer

because he congratulated me on my NYTImes article that called my group show “desultory”

i wanted to let him know that it was not a compliment

these are studio shots Krysta took from Gabriel Pionkowski’s magical knitting machine paint studio

craze

in case you cant see, he pulls each thread apart on a canvas

paints each thread then reweaves

artists are crazy!
here is a great Austin Lee painting

this is today
soonish i will be caught up enough cleaning out my iphoto and posting missing images to be able to deal only with today

there are so many berts to see

i dont know how well you know bert by now, but you might be able to tell how pissed he is in this photo

baby christmas swaddle bert

bert buff bath buddy butt scrubbing bert

polish food!

go goog yourself

trap
oh no now that trap house bert song is going to get stuck in my head again

this is last month
errol and krysta dorking out on boat

maybe krysta just perpetual dork tho?

balls
will have to make a just miami post some other time

as these photos are all jumbled

this is the cave in progress

a ladybug

scott reeder movie!

featuring old paperrad!!!

shoulda taken more rude in the theater photos

omg this is haloween

this is a face tattoo jk

fuck this is october bert on a lance de los reyes painting

aw!
on charm alone!

wet house bert got a wet with me

shit this looks like april

yup this is Holton show in galelry 3 april

this is money

this is my lol brother super psyched on how much barbeque he ordered

jaimie warren

ryan schneider

sick

random LES walkabout

wet bert

lol poor bert

jaimie post performance so
still april!

yes!

dont worry you will see mroe Jaimie here at hole in 2015

bert and casey!

super old photo of messy apartmetn i can tell because it is so nice in there and all organized and scrubbed and oh its so nice now sigh this stresses me out jsut seeing it

this is train from Brussels to Cologne
i think we are going to do both fairs this year so this will be us this coming april!

volta shipping lol

this is this realyl great weavign by Gabriel that jsut wont photograph

it looks amazign in person but not in photos

this is just the case with some works i guess

its good
you dont want art to look better in photo than in person!

this is old drone tests

matthew video install room from march

ah fuck this again
i am all turned around now

argh adn argh art cologne last year i know i already posted this

2015 and seems i am still stuck in the past!

got a Bert with me and three young Berties that stay with me

deinstalling cave today getting ready for Jan show KATSU

new media conceptual art baby

Bert says wha?

last night had fun tiny dinner party got to make beef Bourgignon and braised red cabbage this was the before photo

ack~! that is goign to make a pretty loud noise

took some photos of the Takeshi Murata video from Early Man before we turned off the projector, made me so happy

i love group shows and i love bringing people and art together!

amazing

i think this is 2004….

anyhoos

got some…semi recent photos to spice up what woudl otherwise be me still cleaning out my iphoto from March 2014 onward

over christmas Bert got to pee on the White House christmas tree

pee in the Potomac river

pee on the trail

pee on me and errol

he got some stickers of himself made

he got to flick some new fills

to do fun studio visit with KATSU our next show

he is a happy boy

lots of old photos getting rid of now one sec

Grey Area pool toys by artists debut in Miami

matthew and his amazing collapsing video sculpture

Bert, apparently, “aint shit”

cool tattoo
(why does she look so bummed??)

you guys already saw the cave install right?

my cool jail love note (i love it!!!!)

eddie martinez sleeper and devils food cake sandwitch thingie

haloween dog freaks

unaHounder

oh shit this is a while ago

went upstate to pick some pumps and apples!

picking apples is very easy and we were very good at it

fall!
you flew by so fucki fast

Bathroom Tagger Men LOL sorry had to say it

dont be bummed

really all i have are cute photos of bert FYI

if that is what you are in the market for then that is what I am going to sell you!

this is back during Future Feminism

yeahbaby

Marina Abramovic hugging a lucky event attendee (not me! i am much taller duh)

rando

lol Danish people spell funny

this! back available on our shop website FYI

more adorable Bertitude

Beatitude Bertitude

aw bert is scared this is him at teh Vet

bert at the deli

sunny bert boy morning juice press

green and brown bertitude

bushwick bert

studio visit bert

lol

basement Bert

will hate to renovate down here and cover these amazing murals by Jesse

oh me and bert in print!

this looks like a field trip photo

trap house Bert got a Bert with me

sorry that song is annoyingly catchy

Evan Robarts and Margot installing a commission

i cant show you the amazing collection inside except a few wee wee details

the Robert Lazzarini gun~! this you have to see in person to believe

bert and evan

adek

free salad

rosson!~

ooh another yahnker

are you peeing?

are you peeing?

so many fun photos i want to post

gotta cut it off somewhere!
there will be world enough and time to be free with our photos in 2015

I can’t quite get the hang of this I think i’ve lost the urge to word splurge
Writing things a bit embarrassing or weird or over-sharing (which is crucial to posting)
no longer comes naturally

I gotta remember what it feels like to have “nuthin to lose” and “to give no fucks”

until then, let’s look at some artworks only as they will not tempt me to compromise myself

we have had so many great shows here since March, and have so many great shows for 2015~!!

right now we are looking at painted ceramic sculptures by Danish artist Rose Eken

she was our October solo show in Gallery 3 space

they are all pretty much to scale, maybe a fraction smaller than real life as the clay shrinks

her show here seemed like everything you might dig up in a fossil dig of CBGBs

maybe not champagne tho!

this is such a lovely piece

they are so fun to touch; im sorry that the public didnt get to handle them all, one of the priviledges fuck i cant spell privileges oh there i got it of running a gallery

ooh think how good this feels to hold!!!!

and the caps!

oh these feel so good too and solid and yeahbaby

they look good in groups 🙂

big boi

there are some fun euro and danske thingies mixed in too

this is a great piece

this is too!
so early 2000s

euro!

a kicked in monitor

music section

the tapes are randomly some of hte best works too

sniffy

smokey

amazing
but yeah kinda euro too

this is the install

i think we counted and i think this show had

498 works!

last few fabourites

even just hte lone ciggis are awesome

maybe the crushed cans are my favourites….

the title of the show: REMAIN IN LIGHT

now lets look at some other fun stuff!

found an old desktop folder of Eric Yahnker drawings and sculpture

read the titles!

amazing

now lets look at some very odd works on paper by Evan Robarts

colored resin and sticks

so amazing I want one of these too

this is kinda a work on paper too, its magic marker on emulsion photo paper with matte medium mounted on panel
pretty sweet

some other Evan Robarts

yeahbbaby

these are “line drawings”

making a drawing with a hose and using plexi as armature to hold it up, amazing

these are mockups for hte final works done in thick mirror class insteada plexi, you can just imagine how amazing they look!

you wont have to imagine for long however as his first solo show here will be March 2015

new scaffolding works

im so psyched about htis

i think im… psyched about everything?

when I asked joe to give me like a pared down core of my being analysis of my personality he describerd me as “psyched”

which is LOL because psyched of course requires a substrate on which to be psyched

tho I guess here today are three things upon which my personality is activated !

huh!
so it looks like I had some blog already in a folder back from March and just never uploaded it
here are images from a wee slice of life I no longer remember perfectly and can’t conjure
i wonder what i was thinking back then!
well if it was important i woudl have remembered it

Bert in a turtleneck is pretty unforgettable

i guess i was taking a photo of the MALVO tag?

ooh we can check out the Matthew Stone show from last March with Krysta for scale haha

i like using Krysta for scale because she is petite

i guess i like using Bert for scale too

i should do a wee test of my art offerings of which works get purchased more, those with Bert or with Krysta

i think the ones with Bert just make clients think “hey maybe I shoudl get a chocolate pomeranian instead”

i love this one
i want it 🙁
it is sold

same with this

whatever i keep missing the boat on buying works i want for posterity

i have been snoozing ergo i have lost

i can either sit and think about all the works I shoudl have bought over the years (tauba, joe bradley, katherine bernhardt dan colen ryan mcginley barry mcgee etc etc etc)

or I could just start buying shit now

like this one!

or this one
so edible!!!

ooh now it looks like this post is captuing the first DRONE paintings KATSU made
this is literally the first one

aw!
he has improved on this method so much since this March test

amazing

this is Graham Wilson in his studio way back when, before he started showing with this LA advisor, lol, what does that even mean, i guess it shows you how silly the words get in “the new artworld”

ooh now this is amybe somethign i should buy

ive been looking at holton rower focus works for almost two years now and still have no idea how he made them

and stupid holton wont tell me!

oooooo

ooh a wee old Kadar Brock I think this work was from Art Cologne last year

yup because here we are installing

our amazing Ayan Farah

Jesper and Josephine

hmm thats odd I must have more photos but now we are at Jaimie Warren;s opening her show was…. april??

ah this is fun here are my studio visit photos with David Pappaceno
Whose VENUSES are now on view in the cave room of Early Man right now!

bumping up to the present

feels good

hate being stuck in the past

yes!!!!
these are super affordable guys
imagine the look on your loved ones face as they open one of these ladies for Christmas lol

ooo

oh no its getting random again

spring styles i think

definitely

huh
this is on the way to

graham’s studio
this work was shown in Warp and Woof our weaving show I curated with Toby

last few

bert!!!!
getting a-holed

someone looking at a Sam Moyer

Bert looking to pounce on Lily

to farm or to pirate?
not a hard decision

aw!
jaimie in NYMag

this being built!
where errol and i danced through dinner and then set off fireworks this august much to everyones annoyance

love this one

love this one tooooo

as we descend now into deep winter

some fleurs from the past

A hearkening story

A shrinkage, try one!

Toys are hankering

Any hero streaking?

Thanking eyes roar

A arty gherkins one

Near yoga thinkers

Hyena ear stroking
lol

Aye, other rankings

Arty, sneaking hero

Sneakier orgy than….?

Yanking heart’s ore

Yanking hoe arrest
lol

Honking artery sea

Groin, knee, ashtray

Sergeant Rhino Yak

Ignorant shark eye

ETC

How do you like the jarring randomness of anagrams coupled with the contextless desktop cleaning art parade

we could in theory be more organized

for example this is our 2014 NADA booth painters studio of unpainted painterly works

some Gabriel Pionkowski on teh outside wall

here is a show back from this summer

CRATE CITY adapted from our 2013 NADA miami booth to be a joint storage show

“Storage Wars”

August 2014 at Eric Firestone in East Hampton

omg it was super fun

beautiful Shane Bradford works

beautiful Evan Robarts

beautiful plexi Matthew Stone

Beautiful Anders and Misaki and Nathan Ritterspusch poodle

jaimie warren classics

a cool Eve Falci from the Firestone side of the “wars”

here is what is up right now at the Hole
do you find the jumping around disconcerting?

aurel

barry

austin lee

bruce high quality

some bangin’ bjarnes

lol the cave!!!
a beautiful installation by Dennis Hoekstra

with some Fran paintings

some amazing Pappaceno sculptures

shrigley

yahnker

strother

fran fully lit!

some very odd self portraits from

giovanni garcia fenech

amaze

but seriously I am just cleaning off literally what was on my desktop today so you that is all the structure you have i think
this is an old Scott Reeder painting that I had in my “Early Man” inspiration folder

this too tho I dont know how inspirational this is

aw the deitch book party!

october show

october show

october show rando detail group photo!

OMG nada collector visit photo lol

another Scott Reeder from Early Man inpsiration

this inspires me on a daily basis

october installing

october installing

random photo of me sam moyer chris rosa in… berlin?

october installing

amazing Holton Rower pour

old kadar detail

aw! me and patty pat pat

bertie bert bert

ooh this is october upstate-ing

pickin apples

trying to get a good photo of a difficult kadar
that neon yellow jsut wont photograph!!

ooh december details

so sick

this photo from a year and a half ago is when the Early Man show was born
too bad we didnt get to breakdance as planned with Joe Bradley….

this i saved on my desktop for bert i think

what is this?

an old photo of joe!!!

katherine bernhardt for “Early Man” which i think she chose to interpret as “breakfast” :0

me at my cousin’s wedding

this beautiful Kasper chemical burn i hung upside down for an hour and a half before fixing!!!

mat brinkman sculpture

somehow i missed ever seeing images of this show from loyal long ago but yeah!

really good
we gotta get Mat over here again soon

the most perfect Matthew

misaki studio shot!

the coolest crushed can

a Moffat Takadiwa recycled keyboard piece from VIGO in london

aw!
a nicole einsenmann i really wanted to be in early man 🙁

finally getting these fabricated and for sale!
misaki bananan bench

this was september, more on that….sometiem!

bert is a pretty princess

a beautiful diptych someone should jump on this fast

one of the best rose eken sculptures ever

scott

kasper!

internet

kasper!

matt leines illustration for NYtimes

DTS

more rose imaage group

oooooh Monster Movie still by Takeshi playing right now in our cave!!!
ten years after debuting at Tedious Limbs at Deitch!

hot damn
def keeping this on my desktop
to look at when no one is around

lol lol lol

beautiful sculpture by Theo Rosenblum in “Early Man”
in the front window scaring everyone!

from the future feminism folder
ann snitow i think

who wore it better?

i miss my man

a few more days until he is back

dying dying dying to see him

“absinthe makes the heart grow fonder”
or something

is this fun looking at my desktop or is this like a huge bummer

after “waiting” for “months”

its funny that CC rentals has a strong overlap with the graffiti community and then sends these HUGE “popcorn” tins as thank you presents in December I mean, they are just asking to get all the stores a-holed for the holidays

miami grey area misaki and devin and FWY pool party

sleepi

hot n bothered

steve! by todd

eddie is sleeping while i am making desert

bert apparently “ain’t shit”

bert humping his caterpillar toy

bert you are a dirty morning doggie

rikers art, paid for with butt tobacco
i love this <3 <3 <3
this is supposed to be me
get it? im really messy
and bert shits on the floor if i dont wake up in time

oh man i have to finish this painting at home it is due for a show in two weeks and argh i just cant finish it
not htis one this one is months old and dry

KATSU is our next show, this is an oil painting that is amazing
robot selfie

my hair is about to get pinked dont worry my hair game is NOT slipping

HOUND and GOOG continuing to crush the city cool little abbot and costello team

BERT is about to get up all over the bowery with his new stickers methinks

matthew with his amazing crumpling video sculpture in miami a few days ago

there, was that so jarring was that so upsetting a computer full of old data this is what computer desktops deal with every day come on guys its fine

let’s not be complacent about complaisance

let’s aim to plaise!

there is no logical way to post this blog as all images from past months are all golly-wompus

this will thus just be a list of JPGS really tehn

this is from our current show closing tomorrow 3-6pm!

priapus…..

the minotaur

the chick that bones the bull to make the minotaur

lauren luloff!

more on our webiste or in person .. tomorrow!

SKIT by tisch abelow
“chumley alone”

nicholas buffon

will stewart

dammit and i dont think i even ever posted hte JJ show in Jan

whatever
time flies by
who’s counting

ezra tessler

ok ill do a post tomororw that is 31 images of the 31 works he showed over the 31 days

studio visit
up close n personal

sneak peak at the body of work we will be showing March Matthew Stone Madness

baroo?

thinking up future shows

oops looks like i’ve hit a bert vein in the photo sediment

bert is too cute for just me
some by the galery and share in his cute

bert makes all of this worthwhile

bert is into these evan robarts works because bert loves balls

bert still has his balls actually i havent quite decided what to do about the balls situation

he should probably keep them, right?

three nos and a yes

bert loves studio visits
here is another nic buffon

v

that is one tough squirrel

i want this one to be mine

bert n harley

laurel nakadate

not in show Lauren super cool one

katherine bernhardt

at canada

yeah baby

bert!

this looks suspiciously like LA

christian rosa

guytonwalker

eddiepeake

rosson says insulation painting fail

bert says stop installing your booth i want to play

bert loves to fly~

vim and vinegar

lew lew

skip to ma lew

more ‘loff

is this post too long

whatev
you guys like art right

mobbbdeep

matthew from ALAC

kasper sonne details

chemical burns

hornets

hrm

looks like im outta photos
better dump my iphone then cuz winter was sparse but not this sparse!

put on your glad rags

there is a new post for you
full of dogs and art and hopefully some graffiti i havent checked yet

see? dogs

and art!
Adam Green opened January 1 here in gallery 3

i have pro photos to post soon just for now a glimpse

that is a good drawing

check out the “and Friends” wall too for Macaulay Culkin Devendra Banhardt and more!

in the main space, anonymous artist JIM JOE kicked his calendar month show off with one piece
every day a new piece goes up, until the 31st when we have the full show and the opening/closing!

hang tight till then for full install views!

sneak peek

joe’s christmas present

me and Bert and the christmas tree

the tree stands alone

oops looks like we r moving back in time this is maybe christmas but maybe thanksgiving? it looks so warm!

playing by the Capital waiting for the train

outside Costco where I helped my Dad get a hearing air

outside the Cuddle Up
where i was not cuddled

i did get to play tennis in teh snow with my favourite puppini

im looking for a NYC tennis partner if anyone has the motivation!

this is what Bert looks like when he first wakes up from a nap

what else?

i have the full pro installs of AREA but dont feel like posting em

this is Bert at the Marlborough dinner for Davina Semo before the elevator got stuck and the fireman had to free everyone
I had a front row seat it was awesome
everyone survived

this is an article I wrote in the current issue of I-D about young colelctors

see if you recognize anyone!

go buy this!

i also wrote an article on Davina here is the show in reverse

Nick is in town it appears

secret hidden nunchucks

Bert machine!

little bronze wall sliver

this was my favoutite piece look how awesome it looks

more art as weapon

their new glalery has skylights
jealous!

caste system

did she do the lights or is that like, the lights?

jazzled

“domestic”

t
this is group show at Bortolami

also in reverse sorry guys

Wyatt Kahn

Wyatt

Xylor Jane

Xylor

lady and Wyatt

Xylor

Xylor detail

before that I went to the Allison Shulnik show at Zieher Smith

i guess maybe i wasnt that psyched on the install

some good works in there tho

a few views of JIM JOE JANUARY 2014

this wasDAY 8 a radio glued to classical music station and glued back into box

jazzersize

broken clock

doges

not to be confused with doggies!