a posse ad esse!
from possibility to reality!!!
got a little more esse to assay, ese
rosson’s last day of show saturday
eavesdropping on this skater kids talking about her work
they stayed for like half an hour!
ab absurdo, ad absurdo
there is no good rationale for waiting in line for pricey treatlets at magnolia
you will need to do some extra ab work after these
amor omnibus idem:
im sorry this post is half latin
i am really into latinate expressions right now and have been reading up
ars longa vita brevis!
oh wait i have a better one:
asinus asinum fricat: the jackass rubs the jackass
so rosson and suzanne had this great closing party at suzannes loft saturday
it involved, for some inscrutible reason, these 10ft sandwiches
audax at fidelis
one of suzannes three cats scrambling to get away from:
audere est facere
there is no good description of her insane performance so until i upload this huge video just look at the photos and try to imagine what she is singing and saying
try to imagine her running her fingers through ben jones’ hair
collige virgo rosas!
credo quia absurdum est
you have to imagine her going up to hula hoopin Malcom in the middle of a song and saying, rapturously, “you look just like avatar”
and then grabbing him up onto stage
by the butt
my dad’s favourite he used to say to me and my brother all the time and is appropriate here: de gustibus non est disputandum!
e unibus plurum courtesy david foster wallace
et tu, brute? see previous post
ex cathedra; dont know why i love this one so much
makes me think of catheters
and that IS an adult diaper around her leg
there is a whole other second act too
one day i will be able to post some of her lyrics or banter properly
songs about this popular guy in highschool who dated her because he heard she was a slut but woudlnt take her out into public and gave her an STD, a song about how large and in charge she is, a song about this guy dumping her with his facebook status update on valentines day and the ensuing drinking/humping of that night
sandwich ex machina!
after everyone left we thought we would have some personal time with the sandwich
how many more latin sandwich expressions can i dig up?
that is not about sandwiches
we slayed the sandwich but could not vanquish it
veni vidi vici!
sandwich vincit omnia!
ex nihilo nihil fit: see also “twice as much as nothing at all is still nothing at all”
ok i promise no more latin
i wish i had taken latin insteada french in elementary school
how more annoying a nerd kid would i have been? wow
rosson told me the name of this cat and it is hilarious and i just cant remember it to save my life
semper letteris mandate!
shut up kathy shut up kathy
shut up kathy shut up kathy
speaking of writing
since brendan fowler sprayed my name 8 feet long on bedford ave in 2003 there is nothing that makes me stupidly happy more than someone spraying my name on a building
i dont care how much of a ding dong that makes me
i wish i had the balls some girls have to do it themselves
but i am too old to grow those balls, alas
morte magis metuenda senectus: old age should rather be feared than death
this is my favourite picture in this blog
rosson took me for squishy since i was broke
two days till pay day!
had a mushed peanut butter and jelly sandwich outta my purse today
or VIZ as it is abbreviated
what is this?
oh its just abby brooklyn bowling birthday
(i annoyed everyone by calling that to their attention)
rosson made nick “twilight” on the board
he hated it
hands under high speed dryer:
obit anus, abit onus
that’s schopenhauer i think
this morning: out with the floss in with the jules!
well well acta non verba starting….NOW!