lets take a quick break and recharge our batteries
my brother bought me steak dinner to celebrate me
then we got wasted!
then we went to Montauk!
kembra had to pee and was like “just dont take me somewhere creepy”
so i pulled over at this abandoned mental hospital
had the best barbecue everrr
fabiola’s house was amazzzzing
we went to funny surf hotel
let me at you, smileys
let me at you, picture!!!
i havent said the word “the teen” in a while
look at this place
i made savoury watermelon salad with mint and feta and
may made really yummy beet salad
jorge made cheezy dick
kembra got me a boyfriend
he is still growing
slacker min min
in retrospect all we did is buy groceries cook and eat
watermelon mint vodkas
i made sweet po fries!!!
they were so good!!!!!
fabiola made the fanciest little caviar egg bundles the best
i gave the toast
i look embarrassed?
i was not embarrassed
i was SO HAPPY PROUD of the FriendsWIthYou
and I told them
jack gave us all photo face coaching
these guys need no help
too many photos
not enough beach
it got dark really fast
somewhere in this photo is may and jack naked
oops we got our clothes
may and i are on mushrooms
jack just crazy
may and i just giggled for…6hours straight!
i like these spooky camera faces
this blew my mush mind
as you can probably imagine
so did these
i think cameron took photos of fab in the tub?? for the magazine??
jen put lipstick on me and made me so happy!!!!
scraped chin on bottom of pool
think it makes me look tough!
fabiola also trying to get me new boyfriend
i just wanna bury my head in the sand
monday was sunny
i love this
i liberated him
more on this thing in a second
remember the schnabel’s pool from terence thing before?
the story behind this kathy painting is really interesting. i love the kathy painting
omg we ate the best food ever then
stella and arden took us to tucked away lobster deck only cool locals know
can you just picture how relaxed i feel now
yay i got it!
why is this skinhead terrorizing john
on the drive home i stopped at a petting zoo
i asked for one for my 30th birthday and i finally got it!
this sheep would make great accessory for jeanette right now
why is this juvenile delinquent terrorizing this lamb
john and jorge think everything is romantic and want to kiss
goat poo, aww lets kiss!
cow pee, lets kiss!
jack kept calling this one patrik sandberg
these are strange bedfellows
butts up! i love this photo
these guys should have been in salem video theo just did
how many bunnies in this photo
two buns and a boob
ok i gotta go there is a lot more photo to have to go eat though i drank one thousand drinks last night and will barf if i dont eat some kind of antidote