i use my ICAL but mostly i just type “today can eat some poo”
august 5 says “today can eat a big poo”
august 10 says “today i am full of SunChips”
august 25 says “big day of all work and no play”
july 7 “today can suck it”
april 30 says “today is a warm day”
may 4 says “today smells”
may 6 “i’m gonna barf”
may 11 “poor kathy”
may 19 “today i have headache”
april 25 “freak out”
april 23 “SO SHITTY”
april 24 “sit at fucking desk, bitch!”
april 20 “why am i here”
april 11 “teen come home”
april 1 “april can suck it”
march 31 says “one day till meltdown”
march 9 “today can eat a dick”
march 11 “today also. dick eating”
march 12 “be a fuckface”
march 17 “today says POO”
there are actually 10 other days that say that
march 26 “today kathy says: harumph”
february 27 “fuck today. and tomorrow while we are at it”
february 26 says “drug free in 2003!”
which is weird
january 19 “kathy says poo”
december 14 “this day sucked”
december 12 “some crap”
december 10 “get dumped”
i am not even lying about that one
december 23 “go home fuck face”
november 9 “poor sick pat”
october 30 “poop”
october 29 “wow!!!! its today”
today i wrote “worst day ever is only slight exaggeration”
am i a psychopath
do other people do this
i don’t care why am i asking
this is a photo of the unappetizer
the least appetizing appetizer ever: bowery bar. don’t eat there