no shirt no shoes

June 13th, 2009


i dont trust artists
i have rules: never enter an artist’s hut
never put on headphones or apparell or get into any stirrups
never let an artist convince you to remove your shoes


if you follow these rules then you may walk through the Arsenale’s FARE MUNDI with me


i cant wait to have fresh sharp video presentations


i reluctantly went into this dark room by an asian lady but was pleased to find it full of common appliances and electronics, invisible exccept for their little ON lights


never get into bed with an artist either


this is a Paul Chan work that was “polarizing”


its a humpfest


break time!


we went into this old bookshop and the owner made us go in the back to see


he thought this was hilarious


back in the fart fair


this was a sad piece


cold


oh no it appears we have come full circle
ok what is next?


handsome pat


and his homely woman friend


we went to a fun dinner at the secret restaurant


passed out New York Minute pins


im hungis in the booth again


the next day perhaps?


no no an no


me gusta pintarrrrrrr


fascinating shitty new york plants


festivalism festivalism! you know what roberta smith calls festivalism?


there was a hungarian pavillion about criminal phrenology


at the end there was a mirror so you could “see yourself as the criminal” or something


have i mentioned that i love patrick?


this is Tobias Rehberger (sp?) cafe


it won the second palm frond of art peace award


america,america


bruce nauman’s american pavillion


eatin boogers eatin boogers
that is how i spell bookers


you can pick your friends and you can pick your nose…..


get it? it took me a sec
the inside is all “lounge gone wrong”
and the title of the pavilion, danish i think, is “The Collector”


did i mention there were 6 cute young men lounging around in there?


the russian pavillion was cool


this room of blacklight activated crowd painting


surrounding you with cheering noises. scary and good


made you feel like a gladiator


the other artists were less good but still ok


hilariously bad
(which is better than ‘just bad’)


ditto
ikea art


funny


french pavilion was sorta good


this one was poo


this pavilion was just more giardini
sweet!


imagine patrick going “look kathy, you would like this!”


jones mekas? no that cant be right. something like that though


unknown


dale chihuly (snicker)!


egypt pavilion?


ho boy


this is not art


rachel harrison


Another Bad Creation
Another Bad Rachel Harrison (ABRH from now on)


there! back at the beginning again


ciao, venezia!

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