Mouth Almighty

December 28th, 2011

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my sense of extreme luckiness, my awareness of the bounteous gifts fate or my loving family have bestowed on me is severe
i am aware that i have had everything, almost, given to me to support me to become the person i want to be and the level of success i want to achieve

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this awareness, and the Sidwell Friends experience from age 4 to 18 of service, the repeated indoctrination that we Sidwellians were these chosen kids who had everything awesome and it was our duty to help others less fortunate at all times,

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this leads to the development of the rare adult female “Total Sucker”

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the “Total Sucker” lives in the harsh habitats and has weird colored hair

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she is dubbed a “Total Sucker” for how easy this species is to take advantage of but may also be listed as “Easy Target” because of her easy capture and as a generic “Patsy” when she occasionally pulls her head slightly out of her ass

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she is a lone species who does not aggregate in groups except to mate

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she can take on characteristics of the other gender as needed for safety or advantageous habitat

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sigh!

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i used to be a real marine bio nerd in highschool / college

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i went on a two week trip along the whole coast of California lurking around tidepools looking for the elusive “Lemon Chiffon Nudibranch”

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i was often so hungry and sleepy and cold that i would make up other kinds of Nudibranch that i would vainly search for

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such as the Big Mac Nudibranch
or the French Fried Nudibranch

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the Lemon Chiffon Nudibranch proved elusive

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this was my favourite tank

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for my college essay i wrote a four page poem about my hunt for the Nudibranch from the perspective of the Nudibranch
in Elizabethan English, and iambic pentameter

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i wish i had a copy of that poem somewhere

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maybe i will find my lost shellless mollusk when i go to Tullum tomorrow

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this was my environmental protestor brother’s favourite tank

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a penumbral nautilus

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this fish have evolved to have no eyes from living in caves

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this fish has evolved to eat salad

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oh no!

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i really hope i dont see any of these guys in Tulum

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fuck how fucking scary are these fuckers

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i saw these in Jamaica, my brother almost tramped on one
then we saw this jamaican dude who was swimming reach down and grab a Barracuda that had swum by!

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these fancy fuckers can kill you too!
death by carnival
ok get me outta here

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this sign reminds sailors they can only be caught smoking weed eleven times

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sigh!
my hair still makes Kool-Aid when i shower

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sigh!

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bag full of snacks on way to see Sherlock Holmes movie

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cheesy action movies with soft literary patinas can be great

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something about the character’s extreme encyclopedic knowledge mania actually inspired my newly-turning-back-on brain to start learning things again

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is that foolish?

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we went to JCPenny for family portraits

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these are my outtakes

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the real ones turned out hilarious

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i will bore you with them next post!

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sigh!

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bethesda

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bloated wet cat food

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here are a million photos of sunset as i was leaving

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and im crying
what is wrong with me

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i can’t deal with how old my parents are
i can’t deal with what a horrible daughter i am

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in private mainly

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i just dont deserve … i dont know

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oh thank god the last photo is not something depressing

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