hows-yer-father

October 9th, 2010

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this photo uploaded out of order and thus gets the dubious distinction of being first
what is this thing?

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im still in Hackney eating Vietnamese one sec

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last day in London

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i think wynd said this was his grandfather!

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cody is almost ready

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thanks in a large part to the skills of Megan

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Raphaelite!

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ooOooo

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wynd has some weird sstuff in his shop in case you haven’t noticed

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oh boy
i brought a few of these back to sell in The Hole’s shop

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fall is a wonderful time to be in london

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nice day for a wallow!

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i didn’t get a petting zoo for my birthday so i took myself to one
as one has to do in life

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look at this fat pig
i petted it

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look at this ugly chicken
i chased it

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what is cuter than a tall, thin duck that runs really fast?

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a guinea pig!!!!
my animal of choice

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if i pursue my animal of choice much more i will have to give up my animal of choice

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i wanted these photos to be captioned with “favourite bits of english literature” but i am in too much of a hurry

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these guys are in no hurry t’all

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It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single goose in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a gander.

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don’t worry i will stop
look! fish pie!
hot pink fish pie
just kidding

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i took a photo of this thinking of saying something snarky but really, doesnt everyone love a fun pop up art show? better than… a pop up dry cleaning shop or pop up mcdonalds, right???

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surfaces

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of distinction

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and poor planning
this is outside the Royal Academy’s treasures of budapest show

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this is Hernan Bas’s show at Victoria Miro

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i like this one
it looks like a Caulkin

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did you know that most people find my blog by accident after googling “pedo boy” ??

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this was a nice one too

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yayoi kusama

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by the lilly pond in back

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the upstairs gallery is pretty swanky

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fit! no i mean smart!

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this is a lecture wynd hosted by the foremost expert on Samuel Beckett who is 83 years old

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cody’s half-done show made a really funny setting for that as you might imagine

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cheap amazing turkish food

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im so hungry arthghhghgh
and hours to go before i eat

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i was just in a funny photo shoot for paper magazine and have all this makeup all over my face and this must bee what models feel like always. starving and sticky with makeup

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they should all eat some Bubbles and Squeak
that is what this is called
the underneath part at least

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doenst this look like the allergy commercial where its like “allery muffins” “after taking claritin muffins” or whatever

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goodbye Wynd’s house!
you are nice

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ill get even with my apartment someday for being so crappy

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arghhh if that bus hadnt pulled into the shot you would have seen the most awesome drawing of a mole playing the saxophone

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now we are at Space 176
anita zabludowitz’ awesome space in an old church

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look how cool

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this is called “the anxiety of objects”

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a mechanical bull on an “artist built” oil derrick thingie gives me modest anxiety

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i do love 3d rendering looking thingies…

reminds me of playing Star Fox

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look! two coots

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hempstead heath
now this is pride and prejudice country

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laugh as much as you choose, teens, but you will not laugh me out of my opinion

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last look at Cody’s show before i have to leave
it opens tonight!!!

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long taxi to Paddington with a cab driver who wanted to talk about the death of Englishness as caused by immigration
oh boy

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this always reminds me of patrick and i always find it hilarious

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hello new york!!! its a beautiful morning
and time to go to work allll weekend

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at REFORM SCHOOL

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it opened last night!!! to huge crowds and much success
this is the only photo i took

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look at these really muscular frog’s legs Upton ordered

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terence and garrick are ready for their shave-and-a-haircuts

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this is crab polenta something and was really good
mike meyers was at bacaro with a bunch of saturday night live looking people
i did not take a picture of their food however

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terence and garrick are never more cute than when Terence is annoying Garrick by putting things on him or playing with his hair

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terence is a big bully in his oversized tux

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this morning
dropped my camera in a toilet

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now all the photos look like this

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ha ha! you are looking at photos that have been in a toilet!!!

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9 Comments so far ↓
  • Alex McLeod

    what’s going on in that purple moonflowerish plant?

  • boygaga

    the ray fong tat is insane!

    lovely boygaga was here…

  • stallion

    I need to eat your juicy pussy so much, i wanna have every single drop in my mouth, your cum is my adrenaline, my isotonic. imagine me and you in a 69. oh god. shaking just in the thought of it.

  • Lanny Quarles

    oh beehave “stallion”..

    rosemary’s baby had
    adrianaline
    down by the Dakota
    in John Lennon’s bullet butt

    Gu mini-puds!
    heee.

    The gingery goat
    looks just like the one in
    _PULP_ w Michael Caine

    I can just see a little
    Mickey Rooney Gangster Bronze
    with an oozing vertical pussy-mouth

    maybe a whole room foolothem
    passing slimy floss between their
    pulleyvulva’d yam slops

    it was nice
    when they had naval battles
    and people actually had to work

    the fourth crusade
    for example

    had magnificent horrors

  • Upton O. Goode

    Why are the people who read your blog so depraved?

  • Want Want

    i’m laughing at one of the comments. i’m sure you can guess the one.

  • Maximilien François Marie Isidore de Robespierre

    part of a Mercedes dashboard, as I believe you call it, seen from the back..

  • johan

    toilet photo haze = 2011.

  • gordon

    Bubbles and Squeak FTW!

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