there havent been many butts recently

upton’s butt is nothing to speak of

me rolling up an air mattress is not that exciting even i can see that

although my butt does cover a lot of bases

things have just been weird and transitional
summer ending means fewer butts too so i really dont know how this is going to work

guess who was in my cab before me?

i am at lunch with Rafael de Cardenas

exhibition designers who lunch
we talked about moscow it was fun

we decided to take Mat Brinkman here because we are doing this with light in his show and thought it would be funny

then Mat and i continued our drinking at Mars Bar

well i guess this was the last time with this thing up there

i made the mistake of tryin to pee

gave up and just took pictures

these people were takin pictures!

oh shit i forgot about camera #2

upton never uses his birthday present so i essentially have two black canon supershot thingie cameras in my purse

ha ha look at this this is at TEAM
guess what its “about”

this is starting
i have no idea what it is “about”

i have taken a photo of this like 15 times each time im like OOH i found one
like 50 first dates or something

new Spumoni Westwater on bowery
jeez can someone give me a building like this and we can have awesome art shows and just cut through all the poo and just have great shows

i want to do this to all the nice gallery spaces because i am jealous of them

i woke up at 4am and made dinner

columbian flank steak with ajo sauce, truffly mash pos and some other crap
why? i have no idea

today so far has been super fun guess why

guess how excited i am right now

you will only get a wee peaky and it is only so you understand how important it is that you come to the opening tomorrow



























pettibon meets neckface… good luck with the show!
wow that is some shitty artwork that will hold no historical importance. A little Shirin Neshat might humble all of you.
Yo, yo… The next show will be based on your anonymous blog comments. I’m sure that will have a lasting and profound effect on art history. Keep flicking your wrist and reeling strings, let the real world do real things. Pro.
Did some online shopping for you:
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I’ve never seen an art critic live up to their name like… lazy.
nice butt i think i got a b0ner…i dont think im supposed to get b0ners from this blog
When do i get a show?
aw shit, Mars Bar! Do they still have the chef on the ceiling that says “whitey loves brunch” ?!
gotta get back to NY
hi again
Sky
Upton O. Goode is always so righteous, uptight, and defensive about everything. Chill out
I’m chill. Doctor just prescribed me some Clonazepam, now you can have some of my drug penis.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IW9K0jazrbU
oi vey.
@drugpene upton is consistent and goes hard