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four and twenty virgins

May 1st, 2010

 


WENT OFF TO INVERNESS
AND WHEN THE BALL WAS OVER
THERE WERE FOUR AND TWENTY LESS!






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i'm still down with rugby songs, they are all comin back to me






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BALLS TO YOUR PARTNER


ASS AGAINST THE WALL






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NEVER GET LAID ON SATURDAY NIGHT


YOU'LL NEVER GET LAID AT ALL






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this is what party preparation looks like






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LITTLE TOMMY HE WAS THERE


HE WAS ONLY EIGHT
HE COULDNT REACH THE WOMEN


SO HE HAD TO MASTURBATE






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"teenage faces"






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BRIDE WAS IN THE BEDROOM EXPLAINING TO THE GROOM


THAT THE VAGINA NOT THE ANUS IS THE ENTRANCE TO THE WOMB






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FUCKING IN THE HALLWAYS, FUCKING ON THE STAIRS


COULDT SEE THE CARPET FOR THE MASS OF PUBIC HAIRS






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alright let's switch gears for a second


sorry to any children who stumbled upon this page






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you may think im weird but i went to see the gossip AGAIN last night because terence had plus one and i never miss a chance to hop around with the bun






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oooo her cup runneth over






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i have to remember to shoot video of things like concerts


all i can do is post some lyrics i guess






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FOR ONCE


WE'LL DO IT NATURALLY


WE'LL APPROACH IT CASUALLY


WITH NO APOLOGY






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A TRAGEDY BRINGS MISERY
MISERY LOVES COMPANY


COMPANY IS MISLEADING


I'VE MADE IT THIS FAR WITHOUT YOU






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BEFORE GIRLS KNEW THEY WEREN'T PRETTY YET






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BEFORE BOYS KNEW THEY WEREN'T TOUGH ENOUGH








oh shit i found a wee video clip!






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oop its murray hill


rallying the crowd for an encore






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they came back on and played this Grace Jones cover


speaking of dirty dirty songs! pull up to her bumper:






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PULL UP TO MY BUMPER BABY






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IN YOUR LONG BLACK LIMOUSINE






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PULL UP TO MY BUMPER BABY






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AND DRIVE IT IN BETWEEN






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PULL UP TO IT DONT DRIVE THROUGH IT






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BACK IT UP TWICE NOW THAT FITS NICE






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that song brings us through to the Kenny Scharf Cosmic Cavern disco and this guy, Ori i think? who said he reads my blog


yay!






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wow check this out






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wowee!


i see an amy kellner back there too


wait check out this action:












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My Dear Male Accomplice, i think we should get outta here!






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abby playing sad






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i wish i could describe to you the feeling when this huge tractor trailer drove by and blasted its horn at us.


it was a symphony and a rainbow explosion


made my insides swim






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abby wanted a prize for wearing these torture devices all night without complaining






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i wanted to rub this david shrigley sculpture on my face






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guess why





 

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