sigh!

this is the Jay Z picture Rosson was referring to
this is her after hanging out with Jay Z that is

she is making album cover for one of his label’s bands and he happened to come in while she was meeting with other dude

he touched her hair

it was so fantastic that we had to go here to buy tiny tiny cameras so the next time a mega celebrity touches our hair we can photograph them secretly

then we went to buy art supplies
rosson’s main vocation is making art, despite all the awesome outfits she has

im suprised no enterprising art student has made “tombstone paintings” a la Adam McEwan / Nate Lowman

or did i just give those two an awesome idea???

dark humor
skulls and stuff

i made really yummy Chicken Piccata and rainbow carrots

the teen insisted on Mac and Cheese which totally ruined my meal planning and made the plate look weird but the teen is a growing boy

can’t resist one more photo from last morning

walking to work walking to work
what will today hold?

i tried to explain my life to Colin today and mostly just said “life is strange. it’s good. it’s not bad. things are totally ok”

this is what i see when i walk by the hole

packing it all up at 18 wooster
last week of 18 wooster office!!!!

i told suzanne i was just going to keep showing up until they change the locks on me
but i guess i just have to LET THE FUCK GO sometimes

you can’t take it with you

one thing that happened today is Barry sent me some photos Lele took

i told you Lele would have good photos; he is a great photographer!

oh BOYs!

oh MY

where was i when this happened?

oh yeah i had to leave so i would have “deniability” for this bit

what else?

what else

what else

Dan’s opening is Sept 10 so I don’t think I’m going over there before that, we will all have to wait and see what gum gums appear

any other special requests??

we are currently gearing up for Peggy Fashion Week Bonanza

we just did a fun photo shoot at Sports Authority on 19th street

i bought a tennis skirt so they wouldn’t get mad at us

you might be seeing somethign like this poppin up in your inboxxes tonight!

soon i’ll be getting spammed “huge sweaty balls” and “ball sucking licking gallery” “stinky balls sucked dry” hahahahaha

august 5 says “today can eat a big poo”

august 10 says “today i am full of SunChips”

august 25 says “big day of all work and no play”

july 7 “today can suck it”

april 30 says “today is a warm day”

may 4 says “today smells”

may 6 “i’m gonna barf”

may 11 “poor kathy”

may 19 “today i have headache”

april 25 “freak out”

april 23 “SO SHITTY”

april 24 “sit at fucking desk, bitch!”

april 20 “why am i here”

april 11 “teen come home”

april 1 “april can suck it”

march 31 says “one day till meltdown”

march 9 “today can eat a dick”

march 11 “today also. dick eating”

march 12 “be a fuckface”

march 17 “today says POO”
there are actually 10 other days that say that

march 26 “today kathy says: harumph”

february 27 “fuck today. and tomorrow while we are at it”

february 26 says “drug free in 2003!”
which is weird

january 19 “kathy says poo”

december 14 “this day sucked”

december 12 “some crap”

december 10 “get dumped”
i am not even lying about that one

december 23 “go home fuck face”

november 9 “poor sick pat”

october 30 “poop”

october 29 “wow!!!! its today”

today i wrote “worst day ever is only slight exaggeration”

am i a psychopath
do other people do this

i don’t care why am i asking

this is a photo of the unappetizer

the least appetizing appetizer ever: bowery bar. don’t eat there

i can’t believe the summer is almost over and i didn’t get fun vacation

everything stinks i hate everyone

today at least

we saw this really awesome school in NOLITA in preparation for a big fun october event

i dont wanna tell you what it is yet
not only because i am in a super grumpy mood right now

i just thought these photos were pretty
whoever painted this school did some fun research into color psychology

proto-tagger!

i’m really excited about this project coming up and will tell you about it soon

spent this morning at the Russian National thingie and then the Russian Consulate

yes i am one lucky bitch i get to go to Moscow this Saturday to scope out….

NEW YORK MINUTE MOSCOW!!!!

you heard it here first

i mean where else would you have heard it? duh

i had fun dinner with Aurel who i hadnt seen all stupid summer and we were so excited to see each other that we ordered WAY too much food

i wanna show you the fun group of works she made for her Fireplace Projects show in the Hamptons

prick love for pricking!
my favourite shakespeare quote for aurel’s work

the show is called SUMMER BUMMER and looks so sweet and nice, makes you wonder what has gotten into her lately!
or who

hahahahahaha

i was the beneficiary of a mix up of a frappuccino order
freefrap!

this is our crew and the first appearance of the Tony Goldman! from behind. Art (patrons) From Behind

we went and looked at the Os Gemeos mural

it was dark!

then we had pea cake!

we went to Blossom, where i used to take Patrick for his birthday and Valentines day
sad sauces

sigh!

what is this the next day?
Upton and i went to Kenmare because, well, we were right there and thought it was worth a shot

(it wasn’t)

freemans was being renovated

this is a cotton candy machine which means it’s time for

HOLE dinner party!

HOLE FOODS!!~!!

whee!
everyone looked fantastic

ha ha look at jaimie

ho boy

look how cool suzanne’s Threeasfour outfit is!
it was her birthday

her birthday wish was to have a cotton candy machine!

horay!

yum

Upton looked quite handsome in D+G menswears

there were hair and makeup helpers too!
Guillaume organized the dinner for a story he is doing for WILD magazine

i would say we looked pretty WILD

meghan and teddy made all the food!
they should do a catering company!!!!

except every time they do something like this they say “never again”

yay!

yay!!!

Upton

Upton wants to join the Auto-erotic Asphyxiation Association of the New America

it was Josh’s bday too so there was vegan cake tooo yay!!!!
look todd showed up too! yay!!!!!

im really going bonkers with the smilies today huh

Peggy!

let”s look cute together

let’s say bye-bye so we can go take out Tentags

yay!!!!

you might have noticed a fantastic thing has happened to Tony Goldman’s Bowery Mural Wall

this gang of guys showed up last night and started scribbling all over it!

we couldn’t see their faces
maybe Lele knows them?

shit they hotwired that scissor lift that was left out

almost caught a glimpse of them in this photo

Tentags Tentags

bee-youtiful

the cops kept circling

tag tag tag all night long

a crowd started to form

some special guests arrived

martha cooper was drawn to the scene

they like to tag
it dont mean nuthin

this guy oddly resembled the tagger sculptures Barry McGee makes

maybe marty got a good photo of their faces
we will see

ten tags a day keeps the doctor away

Down For Whatever!

the dog is in the details

passers-by were cameraphoning the shit outta these dudes

this is Upton’s “arty photo”

barry and kunle stopped by to check it out

they approve

SHIT STICKS FUCKING SHIT LOOK AT THIS

this morning

oh boy

oh boy oh boy oh boy

we can talk about this more later
for now i am just basking in how good this looks
it’s like a beautiful urban lace it’s a lovely tapestry of the tagger community
hahahahahaha just kidding

forget Tentags i think i just need a Chillpill

the trash is back for revenge

rosson needs a wax

and representation

is hot on the trail of reality!

gee whiz!

street jizz

the CODY CRITCHELOE – SSION show opened with a bang last night!

everyone awesome was there
and nobody what was not awesome

yay!

yay!

yay arnaud was drinking moonshine!

yayayayayayay someone brought their bulldog

side boob

purse pup

its Olivia!

its kunle yayyyyyyyy!

then we had pizza

and beers

then we went to the standard yay!!!
don’t worry i will stop saying “yay” as the coffee wears off

oooh eat your heart out

Telfar and the dude who does Patent Leather Daddy DJed

they djed gooood

wooooo

ooo

pablo and rosson

jaimie jumped in the pool with her trash bag and everyone flipped out
one bouncer grabbed it off her
for her own safety he was saying

whee!
wait look at that dude

look at the sad lifeguard
is he sad or is he having the time of his life???

!!!

ryan from fischerspooner was our danspiration

and vodka
look at this great purse the Perp bought me!!!!
that is my new name for sarah perpich

i am a cow
a cow that goes moooo

peggy made me this cool outfit
HOLEY COW

mooooooo

i shoulda worn a pink bra so it looked more UDDERly awesome

yay!

yay!!!
what is it about jaimie’s face can anyone tell me that??

america!
that is what her face looks like

more dancin

more mooin

moooo

butts

blanks!

later the teen sold me some Edamame, root beer, triscuits, half-and-half, and maté tea
we were not very sober

then woke up super early to come fix the show up for its noon opening!

show #2 rules: come watch the one-hour movie!

you know all the theaters have bedbugs and charge $14

our movie is free and free of communicable diseases!!!

i have to just blast through this blog because we have an opening in an hour!

the national arts club

is gonna get Peggied this Fashion Week!
this is Stacy showin her around

“this is where the basketball hoop will go”

ack

oh boy

when you eat at Takahatchi three days in a row, one day has to be Udon soup or you will die of mercury poisoning

this!

look at that wire mesh: no one is gonna be pulling chunks off of the next mural!
no one will want to fuck with the next one though
its going to be awesome

then!

oh BOY!

literally

this is one boy we bumped into showing us his GRINDER
0 feet away!!!!

this is the Scissor Sisters at Terminal 5

Scissor Sisters isnt a tongue twister except when you type it
is there a word for that?

a finger crosser?

this guy is just pure SEX

the boys were salivating and freaking out and howling

i had never seen them perform and jake seems so normal in normal person life

on stage he is a firecracker

i got a lotta photos of people taking photos

oh BOY

play one of their songs while you look at these because i am outta commentary and gotta run!

Amanda Lepore and Susan Sarandon!

Rosson Crow!
and jason

hoo!

its ok to get a girl boner for hot gays, right?

oo!

what’s goin on down there

yay!!!!
i love confetti

Rosson in her new fancy dress
Upton in his Progeria costume

come to Cody’s opening in an hour
don’t be a chicken!!!!

pretty

chizl’d good looks

i wanna buy fake leather in basements

i want to sip drinks with rosson at 5pm when she is grumpy

i want to feed the teen steaks

two in the pink!

i want the show to be going awesome
LO! i have my wish

whatever

peggy!
and look at how bored jaimie looks

don’t ask what im going
im trying out prototypes
this one failed

the cheer up rosson party went to Winnies and Rosson took wig

no i do not want to sing first!

sigh!

sarah foster and some drunk friends walked in to start off the night! thank goodness

that’s what HE said

abby showed up!

steamy teen

na na na na na na
na na na na na na na na

i can’t remember all the songs we sang
i think this is rosson doing “9 to 5″

excuse me do you have “teenage kicks”?

i pick “teenage kicks”

i think this is “love shack”

you know
“karaoke photos”

“we are totally partying”

then we walked around

we need to cram our faces with food somehow

we are in a hurry

con mucho gusto!

yay! Wo Hop is 24hours!!!

then we went (mostly) home…

and had a fun walk to work today!

“if you can read this the bitch fell off”

there was lots of sitting

then we did boating
lake things

lake things

Upton says i am a bossy canoer
and canoodler

exploring

whee!

dinner was pretty exciting

there was a squid involved

ewwwwww

lazy loafin

alex got attacked by yellowjackets looking for firewood!
lake attack!

dinner was amazing!

wow!

look what teddy made!

then we did night swimming

scawwy!

eee!!!

less scary if you don’t hit autolevels

whee!

teen trying to sneak peek

some members of the group were a bit over-hydrated

this was the birthday cake!!

garrick pretended he was in first class

ahhhhh doing nothingggggg

morning was a little rough

hey dog!
you’re not allowed to drive

rainy morning

wet holes

hot holes!

blurry photos cannot mask the excitement

oh BOY oh boy oh boy

here is your daily BOY sneak peak

peggy got in last night!!

its peggy!

did you know Jeremy Scott was also from KC??

seriously are you guys excited enough

i dont know if you are excited enough

lets get excited!!!!!!

more tomorrow
oh boy!!!!!

this building just got half less stupid

i’m just walking around doing looking

sneaking peekies

looky lookin

hey whats that

see what happens when you do looky lookin

he looks

i met rosson and guillaume at Bad KIds place on ludlow

why is nekst writing that
im confused
this is actually my old apartment door, 38 ludlow
now i am confused by it

i don’t know much about graffiti beef anyway
maybe its just a lot of dogs pissing in each others faces

just kidding
they sat four famous models before us even though we were clearly there first so they gave us free ice cream and liquor to mollify us
yayyyyy UGLY PEOPLE!
just kidding

guillaume clearly not included

am i spelling that right?

im too tired to googly it

up and down

sit!

good Iggy

finally got a super shot of this
etch tags: the blogger’s bane

i got to use the “special toilet” because Upton may have left the keys inside when he came to meet me so we had to hang out in the deli and then the hallway and then the across the hall neighbor’s house

the across the hall neighbor’s house
they were nice to us

next morning: look at this thing

this is the cutest thing i’ve seen

we rode up to this lake on a mattress in the back of a commercial van

we made it!

we made it!

we maaaadeee ittttt!
with radishes

meghan and teddy had 7am farm marketed

hellO buns!

no hard cheese for us

terence tour

we got to sleep here

sad clown corner

i can’t help but remember that a former brief deitch staff member once suggested in a staff meeting where jeffrey asked if i would put my blog on the deitch site, that i re-name my blog “Kathy’s Korner”

the audacity, impoliteness, condescendence, but above all terrible imagination was too much for me to overcome with this poor lady

this painting was hung sideways for some reason not readily discernible

terence rented this lake house for a month for reasons not readily discernible

this photo might shed some light on it tho

portable pup w/ feed bag

teen being de-bugged

meghan grilling

mike n melons

and then!

we saw a deer and pursued it with all the enthusiasm of dorky city kids

please note our Hello Kitty walkie-talkies

it indulged us for a 15minute saunter then flipped its tail at us with insouciance and scamped off

i wish every lunch i had looked like this

beauty
healthfullness
simplicity
i know so little about you

terence crawled into the back of the van so we could look at these horses

many things were revealed

the rest of the photos will also be
tomorrow!

boy i hope Courtney Love comes to the show

there is fucking way more awesomeness where this came from
you don’t even know what is about to hit you August 26th!!!!!

planning the show has been fun and great and great team
team!

kathy conflict resolution: repeat the word “OK” until the person calms down

there are two awesome homemade burgers hiding under that bibb

summer timeeeeeeeee

Upton likes his burgis with egg on top
growing boy!

rosson is workin on her motorcycle show for Cincinnati and found this treasure trove of easy riders in LA

who doesnt like gross biker humor?

BARF

for cutting coke apparently

those are some pretty tough titties

and this too!

!!!

ewwww

that person is a teen

having seen me in my worst estate, don’t SSION my abhorred society!

just in time for our next hole show goin up

this is apricot upside cake going down

this is pork pear medallion sauce pilaf
word jumblies

suzanne and mike took rosson and we’s out to dinner

best new pizza place around! Motorino on Graham
pizza serious

we here wenting again

mike is worried suzanne is going to make this her every day bar

Upton right before he was chased out from behind bar by bartendy blonde

they have this wheel thing that is fun

teen had to do a gross Bailey shot out of a condom

rosson got to have a shot glass for hers

we are thoroughly entertained

suzanne won a tshirt and gave it to Upton who loved it

you get the idea

i totally promise there will be art pictured here tomorrow

don’t condom shots count as art somewhere
some planet

i did take some art photos

i expanded my idea of fruit and loins
but now my muse got cold balls and doesn’t want them on the internet

i say poo!!!!

they are gonna end up on the internet at some point let’s be realistic

why art tomorrow when you can tag today?

oh and Rosson’s new thing: sticking toys in her hair
that will be reported on in full
believe you me

do you feel intrigued

do you feel scared and confused?

this has me scared and confused

Upton has had fried chicken like 5 out of the last 7 days

ooh here are the biker photos i promised

he knows you’re alone, Upton

Upton is really good at street hasslin

whee!

trash humpers

this is me calling to see what tattoo parlors are open at 230am

this is a small naked boy stealing a morning paper from a neighbor

ry fyan’s new fantastic painting: well it really sells itself, doesn’t it???

taggy

more

more!

these beers look pretty together!

what did i do this weekend really
because all im seeing is sauciness

teen’s second friend chicken

you are wearing my sweater and are full of friend chicken

don’t worry, Dr. Islam will help you out

if you have a “food” problem

teen eats chicken
kathy gets manicure
we are being very decadent with our chicken and nails
so leisurely with chicken, with nails

feeling the fruits

you guys had to look at that loin fruit photo all weekend huh

sorry about that
here is a rat you can stare at until thursday!