this blog has a smell

new york dirt pile birthday

“it’s always somebody’s birthday”

sigh

let’s explore a new place

i got stuck with window seat now you get stuck with AIRPLANE PHOTOS

good morning, jet lag

nice to see you again

unnatural lighting

false morning

bleary fake sunning

window seat

guess where i am !

i am on the heathrow express

i am trying to find the Bethnal Green tube

i made it to Wynd’s house!

i love wynd’s house
this juxtaposition sums it up

you guys know about wynd right?

click the LINK

white cube was not into me taking photos of their Raqib show

Matthew Stone and I walked alll over the place and rode on tops of buses and talked about his show November 1

we went to the Doug Aitken opening at Victoria Miro

got to hang out with Ole and some Copenhageners

kate and vita came down to visit with me and the only photo i have of it is this plate of herring

and of the ridiculous english breakfast we had the next morning

and of the million dehydration drinks christian and i ordered before the fair

no fair!
hung out in the VIP room with Suzanne and then had to run to meet Francesca

we had fancy lunch and her sister made this

back to the fair
this piece got christian’s best in show

shrigley

lambie

bradley

lee lee lee

shit on a Stingle

balls on a prince

why was this in Salon 94 booth?

i am confused

scharf in there too
hmmm

jack hanley had simon evans

a great Jack Pierson from the 90s

a fucking awesome Cjohanson

british people LOVE to queue

art fair art fair lets all queue for the art fair

rashid johnson maybe first piece ive liked

pretty great

this the text was infared and could only see through cell phone or camera

i like this guy

i studio visited him long time ago with simchowitz remember?

someone explain this to me

did aaron young recreate these tags
how
what
what is this

marc hundley at team

cory arcangel at team

banks at team
they have a pretty banging team

the dude from breeder said this was the hottest street artist in athens
pasting this all over monuments and shit

craze

aurel in the pace london booth

titty city

she do show at pace london next year!

forgot

daniel richter wait is that his name
shit

eddie martinez in Peres Projects booth SHIT it came out blurry

detail crispy

alex israel, love it

love it

javier and joe bradley and some gum

yummy yummy yummy ive got gum in my tummy

don’t it make a man sick?

someone pointed at this and said “this is exactly the kind of thing you like” and i was like
what
what
ack

my secret shame is that i like things like this
“digital”
“painting”

friedrich vaerslav

the terazzo guy
i like to pronounce his last name “weiner slave”

canada booth joe bradley r crubly blow outs

woo hoo!

new Phaidon painting book finally putting xylor in her place

the piece on the left JDAY was in CONSTRACTION i did in 2008 and sold to middle east museum awesome

standing the the Standard Oslo booth drunk talking to Solveig from Kunsthalle Bergen

remember this from Rosson and I last winter?

Ramiken Crucible had cool booth

and took us out to smoke the side door

someone put art fair trash next to the weiner slave

gotta watch out where you put art fair trash because someone might think it is a piece and buy it

why is there a dash piece on this piece

andrea said this was one of dan’s professors at nyu?

sneaking up on Andrea at Andrea Rosen

i hung out with nicky too but i fucking dont have a picture
why is there a picture of dash on this
i ask myself these questions

new David Altmejd awesome

last piece
hope you liked my frieze tour
CECI N’EST PAS UNE DIPTYCH

got to eat fish and chips at least once thank goodness

and back at motherfucking heathrow

stuck in a fucking window seat again

i am too fucking tall for this shit

and too old i think for 48hour jet lag business trips

or too young????