ding dong ditch

March 23rd, 2011

ditch delivered by a drab!

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this is an art blog so let us consider some artworks at our leisure

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i went to some openings with uncle jules

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david altmejd–unpronounceable since 2004!

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grabby

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icky

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eerie

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campy

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trippy

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handy
david altmejd: thinking outside and inside the box

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oh no the project room in the back looks really bad

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ahahahahahahahaha

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joke’s on me because this piece is actually super

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walkin

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to…….?
shi t i forget

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someone tell me where we are

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this looks like diseased striated muscle tissue under the microscope

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this looks like jules!

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prosciutto

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you get the idea
“tacky abstraction”
tackstraction

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this is elizabeth neels show

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i like this!

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i am perplexed by this

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nick getting a hug
yay!

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what else

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jules doesnt smoke any more!

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and only drinks small beers

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we both still eat pork buns

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does anyone remember what life before momofuku was like?
dont make me remember!

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hey look

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im in jules’ studio!

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yay!!!

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he has a lot of awesome artworks in prog for gay paree

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where is my blackberry

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i told jules he and paul johnson should make furniture together

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he made these
i love them!!!

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an older work
wow. just a killer piece
an aquafresh masterwork!!!!!

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now im at smile with fabiola and eric

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now i sniff the new space again

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now i lurk

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yay! now i get to go to scott ewalt’s house to see his museum of an apartment!

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freshness

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hey now we are at James Fuentes!
new spot on delancey and eldridge

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he has early Fluxus lady show

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he handed me a dildo for the Lizzi Bougatsos work shipping to Russia
hahahahahahaha!
james!!!!!

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now we are at closing for t digs

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pilgrim progress

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nee nee nee

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all the way home

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blorp!

and then it was over

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then cute boys with treats came out

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salt balls
then ice balls!

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terence had been nee nee nee for a whole month!
all gallery hours!

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and he didnt go out or talk to anyone or anything and now a party!

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at vito’s house

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ha ha nick looking like shit with some shit behind him

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eric took this one
oh bun!!!! so nice to have you back

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we will eat mushroom toast

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and fried ricotta balls!

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kablooie! this is santos newly arted basement

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there were a lot of bands that sounded like bad copies of salem

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its cool to “spawn a genre”

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its just tedious to have to listen to all of them
we will drink until the main event

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whee!

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this lady was all everyone get out of here! there are people doing drugs and groupies with cell phones and im trying to protect the artists and jeanette was all like OMG we are horrified at that flagrant skirting of the rules

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i was all like, where are the drugs i dont see a single drug and if you see one give it to me
and she literally stopped me a few minutes later and clamped her mouth on mine and blew a lungfull of pot smoke in my mouth

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which was awesome

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guess what else was awesome

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salem was awesome

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they were even better than last time at santos
when was that? ugh the lesbian made me stonedddd

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yes!!!

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dont worry i took one million photos

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i took some audio too lemme find it

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i like this photo!

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spwooosh!
engulfed in fog

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you know i wrote this article about “how and why jack donoghue is so hot” right?

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should be out soon GQ style issue dont worry

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stragglers that had a good look going

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kenmare
look at the two on the back right then look at the two on back the left
who would you rather hang out with

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whee!

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so whats up i have to close this post out so i can do some real work
if you send a photo of you holding the head to mcsweeney’s they will send you a SURPRISE in the mail so i did

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had dinner with Robert Lazzarini at Fat Radish and felt like a Plump Dumpling afterward
sheesh!
i need to get some spring exercize

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hahahaha omg and then the next night i made fancy sunday roast for nick and this is what it looked like

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if nick is bad he gets this instead

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but he is on the right track

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one day at a time

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count thy buttfors

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first is the worst

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this is an awesome found painting

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owlet in a corner
my favourite “tormented artist” drawing

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i was worried this blog was going to have a weak finish but then these two things happened this morning

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awesome

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