baddie one shoe

February 8th, 2011

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still in LA and here for all you rosson fans is some rosson at long last

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whee!
we are at the HAMMER museum opening

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there was Cuoghi mini show

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there was weird slanty perspective toom
makes me look tall, i am into it

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the shelf is level with the ground. in person it is quite nauseating

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the main opening was for “barely there art” which is a very annoying kind of art
they give you this leaf when you enter

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barely art

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barely able to get through this drivel
read it!
barely coherent

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this lady was the only thing i liked a little

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can you read that name? i cant in the thumbnail. but that is the artist

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barely art

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i can barely contain myself over how barely this is art!

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ahahahahahaha seriously??
rosson and i had a lot of fun tearing this show a new butthole
we should have done the audio guide
barely a guide

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and then!!!!
upon exiting the show there was a museum dude COLLECTING those fucking leaves with the fucking bullshit on them
the leaf that said NO ONE OWNS THIS ART blah blah, the guy was like PLEASE GIVE ME THAT BACK IT IS THE MUSEUMS

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHA

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its rosson
we are going to Jeffrey’s house

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yay!!!!
now this is art: jeffrey got chris to reconfigure components from his 2002 whitney biennial staircase piece in his house!

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dont worry i took photos of everything

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fuckkkkkkk

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this piece was never photographed in detail since 2002
until now!!!! art from behind exclusive!!!!

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i hope you enjoyed it

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i cant help but like figurative art best

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i think that is normal

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a neckface in a nook

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kembra butts over the bed

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elena accidental boob exposure

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brits together: richard woods room redone for fountain

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“woods”

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then Chris’ band SUN FOOT played
they are gonna come play at the HOle this month actually!!!

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then we went to coool justin and jonah meth lab guys’ house in L something…. Laurel Canyon

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i dont know how party savvy you guys are to subtle details but this is an “all night party table” as opposed to a “everyone gone by 3am party table”

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oh the morning

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if the world didnt contain things like this i would not love the world

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went to New Image to visit Marsea and check out the Cleon Peterson show

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looks like they had an all night coke party too

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pretty cool

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i might have liked his weird abstract pieces better???

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whee!

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cool small things

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cool small things

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so whats up
this is us deinstalling the booth
i dont even have a photo of the booth
oh BROTHER

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bye bye LA art fair!

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this is my contribution to the barely art show

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fuck it this whole place should be in the barely art show seriously!!!

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no no this is too much
not bare enough

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thats better
now we’re talking

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i like that painting back there

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yay this piece is excellent
very evocative
makes you consider what art really is, and what space is, and what steaming turds are

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hahahahahah ok keep it positive keep it positive

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this is some fancy sushi place suzanne and rosson picked out

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beef carpaccio with tempura mush on top?

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beats me. somethign tasty

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dont talk to me about art any more i am done hearing it

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i wanna hear about sushi and martinis and boys

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airport margaritas

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and fucking sitting in my bra size AGAIN on the way home!!

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ohhhh back in the dark

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back to the darkness

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yum

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one bright spot!

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one cool car, remember i posted this a long time ago and someone told me what it was?

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lookin at spaces on the bowery but really just wanting to rent this CAR for the gallery

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hahahahha wow

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who owns this i want this

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who owns this i want this

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ooo this ones ready to go

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essentially my camera is just full of photos like this

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and graffiti

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so this guy eric yahker that i liked, this is the book his dealer gave me

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TESTICLE
i love it

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strange winter constructions

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oh man

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avery + big red cock

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sigh!
lets not go there

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lets hide in our purse instead

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this gallery has a great view

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this gallery sucks

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now we’re talkin

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this is where the child labor enters

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elena behind bulletproof glass

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still got a lot more to see though

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the vending machine came

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jorge had to get stitches

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kathy had to get ramen

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upton thinks he can take the place of rosson on the blog
we had a lovely date, just as friends, you know, girls out on the town

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high + dry

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hadnt eaten all day and then got to eat bubbling brazilian stew thing! so happy

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so warmed and comforted

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some graffiti vandals fucked up our van

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some airplane vandals fucked up the sky

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the melting snow revealed its treasures

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im on the apartment hunt

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do i want to cook here?

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do i want to pee here?

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im just going to go home and make poblano crab chowder for 1

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any port in a storm

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thursday!!!
did you guys get the email this morning????

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its goign to be awesome

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at the hospital yesterday
just hanging out for like 10 hours
eating lobster rolls in the ER

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baddie one shoe had to stay here

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while goodie two shoes got to go home and sleep in nice bed and make soup and watch hulu

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23 Comments so far ↓
  • rick

    awesome blog as always, but, still needs more cock. Jorge’s, Upton’s, Dash’s, whomever’s.

  • Slutrop

    Oh, you thought the Hammer would have hummers, but there was no dum dum art for the dum dums.

    I like what goes into Kathy’s holes. Peens and plates of beans!

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  • chris shaw

    more nude rosson….

  • Georgie

    that painting back there is a wendy white… pretty pretty

  • junichi

    Don’t take Rosson’s place!

  • iwant Ks 38s

    38 bra size? perfect for a good titty fuck! then shoot a hot load on your face! your so hot…how bout some pics of those 38′s?

  • Drug Penis

    it just feels right when rosson is here. please make her a permanent part of the blog.

  • Drug Penis

    iwant Ks 38s she frequently appears au naturel on here…pay attention

  • Want Want

    highbrow art
    lowbrow comments

  • Jellybean Weirdo

    It is interesting to note that the word ‘drug’ first appears in ancient persian as the word for demon.

    A slang phrase for getting wasted can be “Let’s get small!”

    or if you reverse demon, you get

    (g)Nomed

    Let’s get gnomed! Put on our Phrygian foodoo hats
    and wrangle wah-wah smoke
    from the time-cone.

    I love it when you get like mackerel carpaccio, there’s a good place for this in Miami, but its pounded out flat and they call it crudo. that can be very nice. what’s really lovely is to do an unairconditioned okonomiyaki joint down in Asakusa
    in a place where everyone is drunk sweating and singing loudly and the guys have their shirts off and you can see the cool yakuza tattoos,
    or maybe they’re just fun tattoos
    anymore.

    sweat and saki and squid and eggs!

  • Jellybean Weirdo

    Persian myths By
    Vesta Sarkhosh Curtis

  • WHADAFUNK

    more rosson naked would be awesome.. ive definitly seen those ’38′s on here somewhere b4 and my penis was excited?

    now only if i can come visit ‘dawhole’ 1 dayyyy s00n 2 see em in person

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  • tskross

    whoa…this blog has turned into the internet equivalent of a late seventies L.E.S.

    happy me!

  • dunkyhory

    you’re looking fucking hot, Kathy. You should date more girls.

  • Drug Penis

    I like Kathy’s expression in the slanted perspective room pic. It’s cute.

  • truth teller

    you make fun of the ”barely art” art show, but the vending machine show you hosted was just that…go figure

  • KrisBD

    they took the fucking leaves back!

    good entry–a bit of all from rossen to kendra to boobs, boys, chicks and food. cheers.

  • wait for steady light

    you’re right…it’s not art. it would never fit the vending machine!

  • Jellybean Weirdo

    saw this in the oed and thought it might be of interest:

    In 18th c. porto folio, ad. It. portafogli, f. porta, imper. of portare to carry + fogli, leaves, sheets of paper, pl. of foglio:—L. folium leaf. First element altered after F. portefeuille: see porte-

  • jey

    your barely art show crit was the bare truth.
    your are a blessing to many a artist.
    bless you

  • William Steinman

    jey i rreally hope you are one sarcastic bastard

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