Auntie Nomy

September 28th, 2012

running towards each other in slow motion through the pale gelatin of our respective inhibitions and various troubles

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nobody goes to that restaurant anymore because it is too crowded

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If there’s an exception to every rule then every rule mush have at least one exception; the exception to this one being that it has no exception

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have you figured out what Auntie Nomy is yet?

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“The first number not nameable in under ten words” appears to name it in just nine words

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Ooh very DFW: is the word “heterological”, meaning “not applicable to itself,” a heterological word?

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The Pinocchio Paradox: What would happen if Pinocchio said “My nose will be growing”?

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I went to Suzanne’s gallery in the old Deitch to check out ANTONIO

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this must be him!

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this never happend in deitch! cool temp walls

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jogging down the block with a turkey sandwitch

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The first number that can be considered “dull” rather than “interesting” becomes interesting because of that fact.

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The Friendship Paradox: for almost everyone, their friends have more friends than they do.
i have no friends, how do i fit into this?

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To be rational, I will thus end up swapping envelopes indefinitely.

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The mathematics behind this problem led to a well-known cryptographic attack called the birthday attack.

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Should one tolerate intolerance if intolerance would destroy the possibility of tolerance? Take that, Museum of Tolerance

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pat was always obsessed by the Museum of Tolerance i dont remember why

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a light at the end of the rice pudding?

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i was pouting and joe stuck a camera in my face

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Diluted nitric acid will corrode steel, while concentrated nitric acid doesn’t.
Goat Town is a new expensive American white tiled restaurant but the food is not so great. That is a paradox

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“Ask yourself whether you are happy and you cease to be so.” –John Stuart Mill
this is a poop-dox

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hard to pretend to be grumpus with a puppy tho

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Sex jokes aren’t funny, I mean cum on people.

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some of you guys may have noticed the sad fact that the above captions are just my tweets!
and that last one was Tracy Jordan’s

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i realized that twitter is perfect for what i do when i read books which is jot down any short bit that is funny or interesting or has a new word i want to learn

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Matt Leines and some buddies opened a gallery!

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We learn from history that we do not learn from history.
sorry we have a few more paras

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Matt’s piece!

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Thuper!
Thanks for asking!

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crowed

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Cleave seems to mean both separate and adhere. My wishy-washily vegan ex-boyfriend sure was a meat cleaver!

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Charles II said St. Paul’s was “awful, pompous and artificial” which back then meant “awe-inspiring, majestic and ingeniously designed.”

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Buttered Cat Paradox: cats always land on their feet + buttered toast always lands buttered side down, so a cat w the toast on his back…?

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