America’s most wanted (dishwasher size)

May 1st, 2009

i finished this this morning and am the happiest thingie

but lets not start there

these dogs are still sleeping, i shit you not

they have been asleep since before i left for rome

went to Abby Scholar’s love letter show pat and i were in

here is a little link

terence sent it to me saying “kathy can poot ants in your pants”

douglas gordon one

abby portners i think

shit i cant remember everyones

that one is pat’s to me

that one is mine to pat

dont worry you read these before

terence and garrick joint one

real charles manson one

anna nicole smith

hot n heavy!

next is another hot cramped area but this time a bigger fire hazard:

SVA open studios BFA program yay

it really is a “school” isnt it

text message exchange as art

crowd pleaser

who doesnt love some tree nips??

there is something really selfindulgent about these that i liked

oh no its “awkwardness art”

where feeling awkward is part of the art

also known as embarrassment art

also known as “run away!”

i snuck a photo in the side peep hole

look how few people are holding in their guts

stuffed cloak bag of guts!

tara donovan art

this i liked

he mexicaned dan flavin


abstraction and jokes is good

patrick has a teen friend who goes here

a graffiti teen

i forget his name deliberately

all the teen boys like porn

i had a friend Lindsay Marshall in college whose dad, to my horror, had one of these in his pool room

from far away it was a portrait of Bill Clinton

this piece was great


one of my favourite words

some stoner art i couldnt back up enough to shoot

a static piece



best in show!

these i liked too

pat was hurrying me out so i couldnt look too long

i think they are ink on paper

i think this is an artist but i didnt have a chance to ask her about them


this was funny

this i loved for simple reasons

reminds me of Komar and Melamid’s Peoples Choice paintings

youve all read about this in art history right?

one last “holy shit” piece and we are out

what has become of todays yoots

this is the spaghetti and meatballs i made before adding the sauce

this is NERO magazine who is having a big festival called DISSONANZA soon in rome that Terence and Cory are in!

and joy of joys! i am so happy to be done

did it turn out good?

it has 4 paintings that go with it

now i just have to paint the four and the group will look so nice!

i hope

oh and just to fucking gild the lilly today…

fuck yes

“not that i care about artforum reviews”

“but this is stupendous!!!!”


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