i worked every day this week it’s starting to make me go insane
normally i would not blaspheme a flannery oconner title this badly
blast from the ben past!
boy london was a hit! go see it while it is up at Viktor Wynd Fine Art
quick change for PAPER shoot!
secret until the november issue comes out!
ooh i made coffee rub burgers two nights ago
they are 97% would make it again rating on epicurious!
this photo was way funnier when we were wasted
uh oh we are lost in the depths of Upton’s camera
where are we? this looks like breakfast yesterday
sexy sweet potato home fries and all
we thought we would go to the dog show at the Javitz Center instead of just the dog park in Tomkins
wait for it
there we go!
yay! its like an art fair but with petting!
this owner kept making her basset hound spin around and around
it should have barfed on her shoes
there were lots of dogs just everywhere!!!
i like this booth
that is called a peekanese right?
this is, like, the happiest i have been in months
Upton’s photos consisted mostly of dog show fashion
and police dog confiscations
then he chatted the guard into letting him take photos of the big train depot over there
wait where is my camera of stuff
yay im in heavennnnnn
i dont even know which dog im petting im just petting everythign in sight!!!!
i like how it looks like the dog walked up to the booth and is asking the man a question
“excuse me but do you have any hot bitches in here?”
is that guy like pushing on the doggies nipples? is this photo creepy to anyone else?
this one certainly is
this one too!
things get weird at dog shows, as famously captured in christopher guest movei
i like how uptons hair relates to the dogs hair
im really into, like, visual relationships and patterns finding resonance across, like, species
i like this all wiry like dog
wanna smell my hand?
these breed of dog are called “lambs” which is really gross
all the tuckered pups on a sunday afternoon!
hey look at this dogs butt
and the sweet face on this one!
what a ponce
what a yutz
what a sneeze factory!
terence was the one who suggested i go to this thing and said to check out the devon rex cats but i sneezed myself out of the cat section as soon as i got to persia!
we are outta there for some fresh airrrrr
west 30s and the river is a funny area
not unexplored by man
met this weirdo last night was it?
last night can eat a dick
makes me lose my faith in some of the main things i like
but had fun playing pool with upton i beat him 2 outta 3!
if i brag too much he will beat me next time
had yummy calamari with upton’s family
there they are!
this is today
finally a real tag on the gross street art building
can you tell by the posture who i am hanging out with?
it’s jeffrey!!!!!! back from LA!
it’s funny how reassuring and calming it was to see him, psychologically
when in the past seeing jeffrey meant going into panic terror mode
jeffrey! he is so happy and laid back now
or should i call him…. jeff???
i forgot to show you guys that 18 woo is now an awesome LEVIS print photo shop
you can go print out photos and shoot photos with their shit ANYTIME how sweet is that
i gotta go
i am going to print out all these dog photos on their 48″ printer see how they like it!