La Hoot

I like to tell the puppy that it is made out of puppies

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i like to tell it it is made from other puppy’s puppies

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i sing a song to it telling it that is is made from puppy skins

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am i disturbed?

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dogs unfortunately are mirrors and amplifiers of our bad behaviour

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the dog will grow up disfunctional and only other people will be able to see why as only other people can see my faults

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i am completely oblivious to my own faults

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however i AM aware that that is one of my faults

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so how bad could i really be?

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so many people stop me and want to pet the puppy and ask me a million questions

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what kind of puppy
a pomeranian maybe mixed

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how old is that puppy
he is six months old

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what gender is the puppy after i already heard you say HE and i am looking right at his peen
this is a male puppy

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will the puppy get larger
i assume the puppy will indeed get larger

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where did you get the puppy
a shelter in oklahoma

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omg can you believe somethign that cute was in a shelter
yes i believe it because i am the beneficiary of it

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you must get this all the time
yes i do

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he looks like a bear!
he looks like a koala!
he looks like a little fox!
oh that is so interesting

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im just kidding i really like how happy the puppy makes strangers

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but i am going to start wearing a sign around my neck that just says
this is a six month old male pomeranian puppy who will probably grow bigger and is from a shelter in oklahoma and looks like a bear and yes you may take a photo

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i really liked this show BTW

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dont want to spend all the photos grumbling about puppy pestering

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and i really wnat to go home and watch this Harry Potter movie before Joe gets home and catches me

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so beautyfull

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the dog was sleepy so Jesper and I went to Marie’s Crisis and listened to LL bean guys sing show tunes

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the bar is just a piano and everyone singing songs from musicals
i know all the words to the score from “Little Shop of Horrors” so I sang along to the Evil Dentist song

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“everyone is staring at me that is because i am king of the dog park”

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“all the dogs are staring at me because they are jealous of my abs”

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i get to hang out in dog parks now

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look a three-humper

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oh man so fun dog parks!

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this guy named his pom puppy MACCHIATO

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everyone in the dog park kept saying “oh have you met Macchiato” and then the guy showed up with the thing and they played puppy sniffing games

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then Jaimie Warren and I had a wee artist meeting at a burger place

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i couldn’t resist ordering the dog a kids menu burger extra rare

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what a greedy piggy

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the doggie was really shy in the dog park until yesterday when he finalyl decided to participate! i was so proud of him

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what else

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shit there are so many fucking photos still
no more of hte puppy tho! i promise!

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kembra and siobbahn

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goin up to teh RX art benefit at Lever House

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KAWS Célèbre

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Glori in her cute blue outfit
and Scharfman the honoree of the evening

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dave sherry what else i cant see
Kadar and Kasper had good works there too

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this was my favourite piece
by Leo Fitzpatrick

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what else
i think we have ONE MORE day of openings to do

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last night!

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paola pivi at the new Perrotin Uptown NYC space

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cant believe i didnt get this in focus

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there was a weird sculpture downstairs that pooted out money!

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if you see my instagram you can see where Puppini caught a dollar bill in his mouth so cute!

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russian tea room
so pretty

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moo moo moo

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the other floor had art carnival!
i saw jeffrey there he looked happy
he was watching people win Murakami stuffed animals outta the claw machine

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i didnt get a ping pong ball through the hole but Kaws still have me a wee Kaws doll that was nice
everyone is in such a good mood in September it is contagious!

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I am the owner of downtown contemporary art center THE HOLE! I am arts editor at i-D magazine I paint paintings and curate art shows all around

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