kembra dressed us up in her s + m drawer
nick took all these photos of my boobs as a face
and he was so nice to let me show his shaved butthole with a ciggie in it on this before
but i just can’t really put my titties out here at the moment
picture like boobs as eyes and stuff
same breakfast again
deja food
oh heck im stuck under an awning
oh no what is this little wet thing
shouting and dancing and hooting it up
you deserve dry clothes and some noodles
oh sometimes you just bring out the worst in me
i should just learn to eat noodles alone
fuck everyone now im depressed
here’s our portrait show to distract you from the author’s ennui
in case you wanna hear the full song here it goes:
Next time your found, with your chin on the ground
There a lot to be learned, so look around
Just what makes that little old ant
Think hell move that rubber tree plant
Anyone knows an ant, cant
Move a rubber tree plant
But he’s got high hopes, he’s got high hopes
Hes got high apple pie, in the sky hopes
So any time your gettin low
Stead of lettin go
Just remember that ant
Oops there goes another rubber tree plant
When troubles call, and your backs to the wall
There a lot to be learned, that wall could fall
Once there was a silly old ram
Thought he’d punch a hole in a dam
No one could make that ram, scram
He kept buttin that dam
Cause he had high hopes, he had high hopes
He had high apple pie, in the sky hopes
So any time your feelin bad
Stead of feelin sad
Just remember that ram
Oops there goes a billion kilowatt dam
All problems just a toy balloon
They’ll be bursted soon
They’re just bound to go pop
Oops there goes another problem kerplop
Fantastic as always.
You are on a serious Wodehouse tear. Completing the entire series of books?
Ramen. Shit, now I’m hungry again.
Have you ever stared impossibility in the face
If that’s the case
give up the chase
join the rat race
do it with grace and everything will fall into place… in space.