there are 403 pictures to lets just get down to it
it took me too long to get my camera out because i was in awe of the total destruction on the way to JFK via atlantic avenue
i missed all the good ones but believe me, if your cabbie ever takes side roads to JFK its like a LEWY tour of brooklyn
i saw the space shuttle!
and didnt get my camera out in time
i always wondered waht that gargantuan hangar was for
turns out its space shuttles
kembra and brandon got me on this plane to Vienna for Life Ball
what to expect when you’re expectant
getting ready to land
and there is a red carpet and its 9am and BAH
Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence
i got to learn about them
this lady johanna was awesome
you will see her outfit shortly
christian bought me weird foods!
saw the Vienna Art Academy where he and Micki went
the Klimt place what is called?
meyer keiner’s bar area art mess
its a landmarked 50s bar
show was ok i guess
i guess the caveat was that everything was bronze?
didnt realize the foreshadowing of this little thingie
kinda liked this
but you know
dime a dozen
$100K a dozen
dont even think i would want more than one of em
cranes in vienna you can drive thru the middle of! new york should get those
floor of christian’s new studio looks like this Jan Hansen painting i love
a nice bag
a nice Melange
ugh this creepy gross show of whats his name
you know who
this part was fun
funny the MSK-ing of global graffiti
i blame the internet
did you know Vienna is very close to Hungary?
there is so much to love about bad graffiti
this looks promising
i thought for a second that was a Vizie climbing the stairs but no
i shouldnt have invited patrick to be in the portrait show im sure i just annoyed him, the question i ask myself was was i trying to annoy him or not?
get me outta the fairness zone!
there was a welcome party that i heard was deliberately bad so that people wouldnt stay too long so they would be fresh for the next night the main ball
that was about my impression
javier was the highlight!
and maybe this photo
look at the hidden hobbit mcdonalds!
weiner photo shooting
couldnt stop giggling
finding inspiration in thigs
this was a marzipan cake fluff ball
look at this ceiling
we should have gone here but didnt have time
this looked like a biennial installation
the best thing we saw was the Klimt drawing show but i couldnt even sneak one photo
the drawings were so amazing, it made me want aurel to see it
kembra called these big baby toes “shrimping height”
i didnt take photos of all the words that ended in “fahrt” or started with “wiener” but as kembra says it explained mozart’s fart fetish
we got to have a little Franz West sesh
he is like one of the most famous living artists
kembra thought he was super handsome
he said some very interesting things that i wish i had exactly write for quoting
then we went to his friend Kembra’s friend Hans something’s house
his studio and house was amazing
he made this great movie that had Kembra and Colin de Land and Raymond Pettibon and Lizzi Bougatsos in it and all these artists like this bad crime story, i loved it