S is for sauce

when May was talking to AT&T she said that

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and then when i made fun of her she said “i couldnt think of any other word besides SEX” hahahaha!

where the S did this photo come from???? love it

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where are we

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oh shit we have remnants

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this is the great threeasfours giving us some hot clothes for LA

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i got to try on my dream coat
all i want is to be bundled forever!

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i finished this wee thing for the BRUCENNIAL tomorrow!

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its a portrait of my old intern Hikari Yokoyama. i found this image on her facebook and wanted to paint it

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there is still this thing

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ooo!

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Matthew Stone

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fantastic!

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kathy did this!

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Steve Powers muraled in Fulton St and i got to interview him
coming up soon in i-D: Robert Lazzarini, Eric Yhanker, and a new mystery artist!

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didnt have time to finish this one

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from the Serena Williams series

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visiting Holton, our May exhibiting artist

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fish stew!
how did he know that my favourite food group is SOUP???

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planning a pretty uprecedentedly awesome show, if you only knew what this was gonna look like, oh man

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its kathy!
we are lookin through that poetry book aurel diddled

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the diddler

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this one looks like Mudmud
Mudmud is really into squatting

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saw donald this morning actually, smoking a cigarette and enjoying the sun on fourth street at 8am

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im sorry but you guys all need to buy this book, the poems too are just fantastic!

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i have a mini one of these
i am a lucky beach

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speaking of beach

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Guido uploaded some of his photos of Tulum so you get to see a wee glimpse again of that since my photos of it kinda suckied

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travis!
i want to do something with travis

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six tequila shots is maybe two too many for poor kathy

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ha ha martin’s hair is extra fluffy

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martin and amis
i must be nervous because i made hair bonnet
but why am i nervous because i look awesome in that weird dress
i should wear that again…

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Guido is a prancing peacock!

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True Religion lady! fancy meeting you fancies there!

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ok ok i promise to get on with this

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so dont kill me but i only have the last day of LA photos as the others i uploaded earlier onto laptop that i left at home and you are already bored and probably wont read end of sentence but main LA post will be tomorrow i promise!

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these are after we left the Os Gemeos afterparty and PC took us to the fuckign weirdest party of my life

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you cant see because i was too faded to foto but we were at this mansion where all the girls looked like high class call girls and looked like paris hilton, including paris hilton who was there

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it might have just been the mushrooms but i freaked out

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andre photoing cyprien with some car condoms
at the beverly hills hotel aka indochine

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trying to upskirt may πŸ™‚

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andre reading the huge article all about him in the times saturday!!!

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we didnt come home till six in the six in the mornin’

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and had to go to jeffrey’s at noon!

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jeffrey deitch
what can i say about jeffrey

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has got some killer new furniture

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everything is better with a little May though!

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Urs Fischer table

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featuring that Robert Longo of Jeffrey!
amazing!

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shep dog
portraiting Jeffrey’s two main men

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Kembra! Retna!

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Banksy!
hey if you are a Banksy fan and got some bucks, we should talk, turkeys

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ah jeffrey!

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i miss him so much!

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i hate not getting to be around him, its strange that this feeling has intensified over the last year, the hole in my personal life not just nyc left by jeffrey is real and it fucking sucks!

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he enriched my life so much
its hard to explain because only those really close to him got to see this side of him i suppose, but a side of a compassionate friend, brilliant creative interlocutor, insightful advice giver, funny anecdote teller, its hard to explain and probably sounds far fetched to those who only saw his sometimes awkward or distant public persona

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i need jeffrey in my life! not as a boss just as someone to hang out with

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i hope thats not embarrassing to say
that i actually really LIKE him

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this is a photo of May and the Playboy photographer going through their shoot and i can’t of course show you any of it but MAN it is really arty edgy and awesome. sooo just what playboy needs i think

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Sayre’s studio
again i can’t spill any beans on this

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ill show you two pieces from a few months ago that we are shippin to NYC to sell tho

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amazing

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ooh and a detail
Sayre sneaking into NYC this November!

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i am a brat
i am the wurst!!!!

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i like this photo

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remember that Steve Powers piece?

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this one

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big trouble in little china!

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entering

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the void!

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we had breakfast with a new client and then snuck in some vintage shopping

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i dont think there is enough fabric there to technically deem those “shorts”

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this dress didnt even have a zipper!
very ventilated

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then May took me for the best sandwich i have ever had at Kings Cross

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go there and EE crew that place seriously
amazing

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speaking of crews
i have NO good graffiti photos
sorry!

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its not my fault its that cars go too fast and there is not much good graffiti there

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Eric Yahnker’s studio
you are only getting to sneaky peeky this piece because i wanted to have at least one photo of jason on blog
he and fab came on studio visit with me and it made me happy

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amazing

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Eric is THE MAN

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Eric!
dropping into The Hole this September

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oh and he has solo booth in armory with Ambach and Rice that involves sub sandwitches
remember when Suzanne got those 12 foot subs for rosson party?
maybe i will bring him one of those to armory…

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THE AGONY
of having to hold back from showing you all his awesome artworks
this bad boy will be in our showroom during armory tho so come see in person!

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there’s the rub

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now we are at some dudes sneaker office thing
look at this killer Phil Frost he owns

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look at this REVOK piece
does REVOK make art that looks like this?
i see an AUGOR in there but i didnt see any up in LA and that made me sad

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isnt there a new TV show where all characters wear these things
what is that show and why is it?

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suzanne has these in purple but MAN these are made from art handler blankets!!!
i should get these
i used to love napping it off in the back of Deitch wrapped in art handler blankets

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what else?

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went to JONES for goodbye dinner

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Floss is boss
and her necklace too
we will see her show tomorrow

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girls lookin at girl things
(may walkin home from the Vanity Fair party)

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this restaurant is great
May really knows how to do LA tasty

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πŸ™‚

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Atiba kept offering us pie and said “he was raised right” and i said to cram girls full of pie? and he said to offer girls dessert multiple times because they always do want it.
TRUE

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same goes for bacon

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and chocolate oscar statuettes Fab got when she went to the oscars

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πŸ™‚

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the Mondrian is great by the way

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Morgans hotels are amazing

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please can i stay at mogan’s hotels forever wherever i go?

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rushed to the airport in a matte black cadillac say that three times fast

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i liked his bald spot with his bare ankles but i couldnt quite capture it on camera

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takin photos of our home city because we are home!!!

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what a lovely morning
what a lovely city!!!!

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now i just gotta ketchup on all the work i missed
S is for sauce

the hair up there

i am quite tall
and in my 31 years, i don’t think anyone has ever said to me “how’s the weather up there”

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maybe you will be the first!

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aurel did book signy at dashwood of her great new book of illustrations she did for Franz Wright poems

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will have some images from book next time!
go get yours before they run out!

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weird old cars on the entire block
weird night at home alone

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how much time we all spend with our friends that looks like this!

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matthew certainly has hair up there
i wonder if karley has hair down there
im sure you could find out pretty quick on her blog!

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tessa brought me donut

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colors we do not find in nature….

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cat attack!

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so kembra called and was like “come over with a camera i dont know how long i can stay like this”

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omg
so may ran over there and found this!!!!

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i could look at this all day

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kembra is a nuttttttttter butter

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so fucking awesome

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kembra you are THE BEST!

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which made me start thinking about hair and sheesh i wanna post a chronicle of mine as long as we are wigging it up tonight

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hmm

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yay!

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winky pinky

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eww lipstick

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uh-oh

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and today
the hair up here is gettin’ strange!

Sturm und drang

do you like my european expressions of angst?

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fashion weak took a lot out of me

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spent yesterday in bed

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we looked at galleries for a while since we were over there

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andrea

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tough titty

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a color not found in nature

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fancy boy

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ooh fancy hat
i had never been to comme des garcons before
ooo

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couldn’t resist!

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what else

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the Brucennial is coming up

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we had to move Theo and Chelsea
argh! so stressful

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one more show!

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Yoko Ono oh shit

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ooh its starting

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threeasfour! fall fashion

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ooh this was my favourite

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i want to hide in things like this

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awesome

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remember when pat painted that fun AMERICA thing way back?
thats never gonna happen again

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TV baby coming to hole soon!

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hard to work when this is what my desk looks like

too many events; we need to chill out. this blog is going to chill out from now on

Sehnsucht

Is it a dream?
Nay but the lack of it the dream,
And failing it life’s lore and wealth a dream
And all the world a dream.

haha can we tell this will be a very self indulgent post?

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oh man all the way to backstage at Guns N Roses

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they liked to stand on things

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these girls got into a big cat fight

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im sorry im just powering through these

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hopey atherton

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kris
my go to girl at 1am when i need a date!

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i mean that in a great way

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thanks guys bye!

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some club double 7s
i met this realyl nice half japanese guy but then saw him the next day and he pretended he didnt know me
awesome

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let them eat dick!

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installin

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stefan approves

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eric looks like christmas!

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this is how i feel

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oh and this

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oh and this!

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arghhhh i wanted to buy this one and somoene else did at hte opening
gay cat on his birthday
who me???

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some details of Holton’s new piece

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Theo and Chelsea in the main room and the side room is showroom with this great new Holton Rower

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i could stare at this for hours

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only got a couple openin photos

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the artists!

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roxie’s shoes

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Octavia, Theo and Chelsea’s baby

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had to deinstall that night for the threeasfour fashion show

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pure monkey business

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we all need a few days off

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hey look who is here

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this is the new Le Baron

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“sex party”

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seriously sometimes i think these frenchies need to like take a cold shower

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annabelle

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bowery hotel things got a little weird

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next day!
at Terences

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Terence has a new thingie

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look at this little handful

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its hypo allergenic!

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now where are we

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Jeremy Scott runway

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their photos probably turned out better

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FUCK

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fuck i love this shit

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seriously i wanna wear these to rosson’s opening in LA next week

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i am a fashion blogger

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do you like my fashion blogging?
i do
more coming

event horizon

there are wayyy too many events on the horizon

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i have been sucked inexorably into their black hole

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this was a recent Hole event!

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Bob Recine presented a fastastic three day exhibition here to celebrate his new big book

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a lotta lotta people came to check it out

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butts up?

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meanwhile in the basement another event

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hahahaha the last part

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for VEDA
they did presentation with models everywhere then party

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i’m sorry my photos suck for this
the presentation and clothes must be online somewhere!
i will try to locate

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stinky drinky

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look how gross my bruised unshaven leg looks
why did i take this picture?

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oh the endless humour of when art can’t fit through a door
keeps you young, doesnt it?

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seriously is this ANOTHER event?

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jorge is going to murder me

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this looks like guns n roses afterparty

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fuck i didnt even know i captured that dude brandishing a green coke bag
omg brazen brandishing
fuck look at the fucking look on his face hahahahahahaha!

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i had to stay at work that day from, wait lets add it all up, 10AM until 430AM so ,
18 and a half hours

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good thing i’ve been having insomnia

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Roland and Cian took me to Agnes B opening it was fun

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walked myself down to Duane and Reade street

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Purple had a dinner party at the Duane Reade down there
celebs spotted at the Duane Reade were: Caroline Roitfeld, Linsay Lohan, erm maybe others??
i talked to Cynthia Rowley about how the best pickup line ever is “my boyfriend is in jail”
i talked to Spencer about him loaning his pad to this famous filmmaker to shoot a movie and then met the filmmaker and then forgot his name
i talked to Terence about where we can locate a man of leisure to do activities with him
i talked to Nikki about how much she likes BLKDNM and how we used to trade clothes back in deitch times and both like boy looking clothes
Dash’s brother had his hair just like dash in two tight braids and had a leather vestlet just like dash used to wear and yeah
i talked to Chrissy about her running this bar and how everyone always expected her to be there, and how if i had a restaurant i would have to spend all my time there
i talked to Karley about anal sex, again
what else?

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it was a really fancy Duane Reade that had, like, ceviche nibblets in the cosmetics department

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and some rabbit food in the pet section!

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went to Boom Boom with Karley and lets see i didn’t take photos so i must paint you a beautiful image with my words
hmmm
had to talk way in at door cuz forgot to RSVP, whined a lot “but i just came from the DINNER” to no avail, Simonez grabbed me and pulled me in finally before my nose froze off. smush smush up the elevator, mash mash mash into the boom room, ho hum wait forever for a fifteen dollar vodka soda (thanks somebody!) ran into some cute boys, smoked a cigarette on a clear floored death defying terrace, talked to cute boys more, phone died before i could secure an important hand off, got more drunker as boys poured their half drunk drinks into my empty glass, lossa people flash flash tee hee photos of each other everywhere, lots of Whitney Houston from the DJ booth, wobblewooble out door into cab, walking home harrassed by scary guy insisting to buy me a “night cap” finally say emphatically NO after he follows me to my front door, get called a stupid bitch

yay!

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lets do a darky sneaky peaky at what is going up here

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because the show opens in two days!

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OMG how sppooky is this

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sometimes i get scared alone in the dark gallery

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then i remember it’s just art~!
fire in the hole!

the pokey

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really, chicago?
why dont you say “parking meters were left here due to laziness”

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superbowl snacks

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jack and i went to THE WORST movie

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thank goodness for jack! i would have been so sad

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huggin pillows all night

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i spent the first half of the super bowl in the pokey
talkin through some bulletproof glass

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of all the times i wanted to take photos…
that just about killed me that all i have is this sad weird mental picture to show for it

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this was the art institute “project room” for emerging artists
i didnt know i was allowed to take photos so i snuck this one
the project in the back left is “photos of different shades of black” for different levels of deep space blah blah shot through telescope blah blah i am bored even just typing this imagine what it was like in person

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blorp!

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the modern wing was amazing tho

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Takeshi Murata pink dot!!!

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picabia

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matisse

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ol whats his face
it said he hired this homeless guy to put on his dads prayer robes for this painting

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man ray how weird

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hockney

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richter

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ooh

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man how different is it now that i can shoot photos in museum
always wanted a detail photo of these
how the F did he make them?

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hot damn!

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poor kathy

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i dare you to go look up that LA hammer show “barely art” and see how bad boring copies everything in that show was of things like this jasper johns from the 50s

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cry cry pour me a river

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sterling ruby
ha ha just kidding
i was showing a sam moyer piece to a client and mentioned sterling ruby and then mentioned rothko and the client was like HORRIFIED i put them in same sentence and im like what?

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this may be coming to New York….

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erm chicago has the weirdest public art ever

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ewwwww

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pretty

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nick and i were supposed to go ice skating πŸ™

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profound sigh of disappointment!

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omg went to the best restaurant though

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terrible name terrible graphic design but great food

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jack’s Givenchy dog is hungry

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too bad all the food was so petite

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explore

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jack selected this for our explore

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fuck

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fuck

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the landings had all fallen out in the stairwell so we had to like pull ourselves around the corner, dangling over 40+ feet precipices

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i suck because after a few flights i decided i did not want to die like this

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i do not want this abandoned factory to be my cold cold grave

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especially after like four martinis

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jack admitted that my plummeting to my death would be traumatic for him as well

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you dont know how cold and how dark

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clinging to a freezing old metal husk of a stairwell

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the metal on bare fingers sucking my life out of my hands

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live to die another day

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bye scary forge of industry

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pit stop

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all the funny jokes i wanna write about these photos are TMI so you just get….cats

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and old dicks!

the soup

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my small blond friend has found himself in the soup again

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i think i have too many photos for one post so lets see how many we can cram in here

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this

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tim barber bday in his new awesome bowery abode

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drunk slutttz
actually we are not drunk yet

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hey who are those hot legs

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aurel of course

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went to may’s house to help her go through all her storage that just got delivered

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hahahahahahaha!

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ok kinda funnest night ever

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next day was errand day

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went to Brooklyn Museum (for first time dont tell anyone!!!)

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to see this lady

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she won the “work of art” tv show

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which i havent seen actually

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the first pilot episode whatever we watched at suzannes house like two years ago remember?

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this texture

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i liked this best

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koh koh chanel

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OMG THIS

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this gave me such visceral flashback

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this one most
i have such fondness for Kehinde!
it’s hard to describe

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papa schnabel

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i know this says lewy but my brain always reads LEFTY

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this guy

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EAT ME

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i forget that things like “tuna melt” exist and then sometimes i remember!

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what else

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i flew to hawaii!
just kidding

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oh man

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look at our crazy island

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textures

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shit i do have to make two posts

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pretty colors
subtle hues
just a soupçon

soup’s on!

mollycoddling

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feed me seymour

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what have we learned from last time

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i am in the market for a single Ben

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i am doing artist visits

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we have the best summer exhibition in the works you guys

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we learned “no bedroom, no bathroom”
i think that is the best plan

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the problem is no risk, no catharsis
so i will just have to seek catharsis elsewhere

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this has been actually the only thing ever that has made me seriously consider going to a shrink

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i had no experience dealing with grief and i might have done it the wrong way

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ka-POW look at this amazing photo of May in front of that amazing Kenny Scharf

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look at the amazing Bill Powers in his Half Gallery deinstalling

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Evan Hecox

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gourd-geous!

check out their website for their next awesome show

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had a business sushi with jules

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not really!
i just wanted excuse to get more unflattering photos of him going since his facebook photo is too handsome

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and cram my gullet full of squishy

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squooshi

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what else?

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checkin out Salon 94

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Jon Kessler

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best Columbia professor, awesome all around dude

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Leigh Ledare going OMG

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gettin salty

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ha ha like my people photos
i get nervous taking people photos

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i see Sarah Walzer!

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May ordered Dominoes Pizza last night and it randomly hit the spot so good
selective fast food eating can be amazing

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when is this guy gonna show at Salon 94

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my favourite artist is killing it with his bundling pieces
bundling!
i miss it. you know who you are

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this show

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last day is tomorrow

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come hang out with me tomorrow!
ANOTHER bad thing has happened that i can’t talk about on the blog
come cheer me up and i’ll tell you about it in person

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next time i wanna post mopey “no one knows how hard kathy has it sometimes” posts ill just look at cuteoverload more