Miss Andry

Avery Newman meet your new enemy, Miss Andry

shit on a shingle

we are into our neighbors here

and their dog

the bowery is very active

soon we will be emailing out our official “change of address”
email poke@theholenyc.com to get our announcements

its been raining for… a week or so

i dont like cooking for myself, i only like cooking for skinny hungry looking boys
its a big problem

hmmm

wet n pink

wet n pink

we have a gallery ipad

this is where i live!
after seeing this photo i realize this looks exactly like the dorm at Dartmouth i used to live in. I think it was called Mid Mass….

this is the future gallery!
oh shit google maps is going to have to update itself too soon!!!!

this is me watching sad depressing movies like Brideshead Revisited

falling asleep while watching sad movies

going out partying instead woo!

or something
this dude, when jack fabiola jason eric and i were getting into a car to go to brandt thing, ran into us on the street, still high and drunk with some random dude and was wearing actually CROTCHLESS pants. so these pants are a big ol step up

too drunk to get off confusing boots

of all the ways that junkies are creepy the worst is how they stare at your veins, they always want to tell you you have nice veins

a nice morning walk with her cat

a seasonal sacer

more pink
yes, i managed to buy TWO pink bromeliads in one week

evan’s engagement party
congratulations Evan and Nicole!

me on the beach alone with my huge butt

why is everyone so sucky

is there a good man left in the world
uncorrupted by pettiness, greed, modern life

i will chew on that for a while
and scallops

whatever whatever

whatever whatever

whenever dash would say “whatever whatever” it either meant sex, drugs, or something fun

not today

dash also celebrated my love of spaghetti and meatballs. i LOVE spaghetti and meat balls

whatever whatever

and look at abby’s tummy! her innie is about to outtie
baby is outtie sometime… august?

best CHICO mural everrrrr

my ipad does not just have maps, it also has Trailer Park Boys

this is for Brendan!

these are from a series called “been there done that”
none of these are super great examples but im just getting started

i’ve been researching art of the past 50 years to essentially OUT all the stupid people making works that literally have been made 40 years ago

like the precursors of towel art
guess when this piece was made?

some of these are very famous
i guess im just tracing the origins of slacker minimalism
to write about… why today’s “updaters” of the genre are less innovating and more rehashing

took this photo for nick
you will not see any more photos of nick on this blog anymore
does that make you sad?????

you still can see things like May painting a wall talking on her iphone

me in the back of a van

eric schmalenberger picking up a painting for this show:

time out agrees that this will be very fun

slacker minimalism

think of all the people graduating from art schools with their towel art and their piles

slacker min min

sometimes quite beautiful in the details

ok ill can it for today
im not in good mood
i will keep it to myself