Miss Andry

Avery Newman meet your new enemy, Miss Andry

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shit on a shingle

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we are into our neighbors here

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and their dog

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the bowery is very active

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soon we will be emailing out our official “change of address”
email poke@theholenyc.com to get our announcements

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its been raining for… a week or so

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i dont like cooking for myself, i only like cooking for skinny hungry looking boys
its a big problem

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hmmm

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wet n pink

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wet n pink

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we have a gallery ipad

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this is where i live!
after seeing this photo i realize this looks exactly like the dorm at Dartmouth i used to live in. I think it was called Mid Mass….

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this is the future gallery!
oh shit google maps is going to have to update itself too soon!!!!

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this is me watching sad depressing movies like Brideshead Revisited

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falling asleep while watching sad movies

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going out partying instead woo!

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or something
this dude, when jack fabiola jason eric and i were getting into a car to go to brandt thing, ran into us on the street, still high and drunk with some random dude and was wearing actually CROTCHLESS pants. so these pants are a big ol step up

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too drunk to get off confusing boots

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of all the ways that junkies are creepy the worst is how they stare at your veins, they always want to tell you you have nice veins

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a nice morning walk with her cat

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a seasonal sacer

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more pink
yes, i managed to buy TWO pink bromeliads in one week

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evan’s engagement party
congratulations Evan and Nicole!

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me on the beach alone with my huge butt

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why is everyone so sucky

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is there a good man left in the world
uncorrupted by pettiness, greed, modern life

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i will chew on that for a while
and scallops

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whatever whatever

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whatever whatever

whenever dash would say “whatever whatever” it either meant sex, drugs, or something fun

not today

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dash also celebrated my love of spaghetti and meatballs. i LOVE spaghetti and meat balls

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whatever whatever

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and look at abby’s tummy! her innie is about to outtie
baby is outtie sometime… august?

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best CHICO mural everrrrr

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my ipad does not just have maps, it also has Trailer Park Boys

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this is for Brendan!

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these are from a series called “been there done that”
none of these are super great examples but im just getting started

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i’ve been researching art of the past 50 years to essentially OUT all the stupid people making works that literally have been made 40 years ago

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like the precursors of towel art
guess when this piece was made?

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some of these are very famous
i guess im just tracing the origins of slacker minimalism
to write about… why today’s “updaters” of the genre are less innovating and more rehashing

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took this photo for nick
you will not see any more photos of nick on this blog anymore
does that make you sad?????

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you still can see things like May painting a wall talking on her iphone

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me in the back of a van

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eric schmalenberger picking up a painting for this show:

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time out agrees that this will be very fun

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slacker minimalism

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think of all the people graduating from art schools with their towel art and their piles

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slacker min min

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sometimes quite beautiful in the details

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ok ill can it for today
im not in good mood
i will keep it to myself

Author: admin

I am the owner of downtown contemporary art center THE HOLE! I am arts editor at i-D magazine I paint paintings and curate art shows all around

16 thoughts on “Miss Andry”

  1. “… does that make you sad?”

    No. Especially if they will be replaced by pictures of May.

  2. Will you write a letter to our mayor in Portland? Maybe with your help we can shut it all down and start over again. Because he’s like a Gay Giuliani, but gay.

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