ditch delivered by a drab!
this is an art blog so let us consider some artworks at our leisure
i went to some openings with uncle jules
david altmejd–unpronounceable since 2004!
david altmejd: thinking outside and inside the box
oh no the project room in the back looks really bad
joke’s on me because this piece is actually super
this looks like diseased striated muscle tissue under the microscope
you get the idea
does anyone remember what life before momofuku was like?
dont make me remember!
he has a lot of awesome artworks in prog for gay paree
i told jules he and paul johnson should make furniture together
an older work
wow. just a killer piece
an aquafresh masterwork!!!!!
now im at smile with fabiola and eric
now i sniff the new space again
yay! now i get to go to scott ewalt’s house to see his museum of an apartment!
hey now we are at James Fuentes!
new spot on delancey and eldridge
he handed me a dildo for the Lizzi Bougatsos work shipping to Russia
now we are at closing for t digs
and then it was over
then cute boys with treats came out
terence had been nee nee nee for a whole month!
all gallery hours!
and he didnt go out or talk to anyone or anything and now a party!
ha ha nick looking like shit with some shit behind him
eric took this one
oh bun!!!! so nice to have you back
kablooie! this is santos newly arted basement
there were a lot of bands that sounded like bad copies of salem
its just tedious to have to listen to all of them
we will drink until the main event
this lady was all everyone get out of here! there are people doing drugs and groupies with cell phones and im trying to protect the artists and jeanette was all like OMG we are horrified at that flagrant skirting of the rules
i was all like, where are the drugs i dont see a single drug and if you see one give it to me
and she literally stopped me a few minutes later and clamped her mouth on mine and blew a lungfull of pot smoke in my mouth
they were even better than last time at santos
when was that? ugh the lesbian made me stonedddd
dont worry i took one million photos
i took some audio too lemme find it
you know i wrote this article about “how and why jack donoghue is so hot” right?
should be out soon GQ style issue dont worry
stragglers that had a good look going
look at the two on the back right then look at the two on back the left
who would you rather hang out with
so whats up i have to close this post out so i can do some real work
if you send a photo of you holding the head to mcsweeney’s they will send you a SURPRISE in the mail so i did
had dinner with Robert Lazzarini at Fat Radish and felt like a Plump Dumpling afterward
i need to get some spring exercize
hahahaha omg and then the next night i made fancy sunday roast for nick and this is what it looked like
if nick is bad he gets this instead
this is an awesome found painting
owlet in a corner
my favourite “tormented artist” drawing
i was worried this blog was going to have a weak finish but then these two things happened this morning
13 thoughts on “ding dong ditch”
great one!! ((*J*))
That last shot is a huge winner!!
i have some questions. is jules still best buddies with charles saatchi? why did avery change his name to nick?
THAT FOOD MADE ME HUNGRY. MM FOOD. HI
If you scroll through the Koh pics fast enough they animate a la a flip book. It’s about as mesmerizing as the real thing. Drug Penis I have answers… Yes, Jules is still playing the game. Avery’s $10,000 a month rehab program required he change his name back to Nick. ps. when you market those Koh flip books I demand a cut.
I’m sorry but Kathy, you can do a lot better than that guy. You live in NEW YORK CITY for fucks sake!
Get some business.
DAMN Sgt. Butter Dong just blew up this dude’s spot!!
I know his family and situation, personally, and rather intimately. I can assure you that his parents are worthless deadbeats who didn’t give him a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out of. Let’s be careful with our fantasies.
Whoooooo gives a shit!
kenmare scene —->join chromatics.
ok, so terrence put more thought into his treats than his performance.