sprung

came too soon, one warm day and now back to shit weather
one exciting day of maybe new gallery lease then another week of my old friend Waiting-to-hear

Photobucket
that dumb bitch

Photobucket
i want to wrest progress from her cold lame hands

Photobucket
i want to thrill her with achievement

[[ photo deleted 🙁 ]]
look its Matt Moravec
the funny things you find when movin’ out!

Photobucket
that was just one butt and clothed and you dont even know how baddie one shoe this post is about to get

Photobucket
starts of innocently enough with more ramen
can i eat this only forever? that would be fine for me

Photobucket
should i make art here? another LETS WAIT AND SEE

Photobucket
oh shit, already???

i was gonna post Rosson Tokyo photos here but i don’t think Rosson wants to be in the same post as:

Photobucket
i got really excited about this and it led to much more than i bargained for

Photobucket

Photobucket
more than you guys bargained for too, i bet

Photobucket
im sorry i should never post blogs mad, it makes them really offensive and scary and offputting and TMI and i know it
i just can’t help it im angry and i want to do visual violence to you, the innocent viewer

Photobucket
i apologize
look at me i am so gentle, nose buried in a sandwich, driving a commercial van
i cant really be someone who draws lips on butts and krams cigarettes in them

Photobucket
cupholder? ahem sub sandwich holder

Photobucket
i drove to DC to unload myself of a million banker boxes of books and old paintings

Photobucket
i found a new place to pee so to speak and i have to move their with finesse and speed

Photobucket
i can’t be weighed down by books and old art

Photobucket
its hard i know all i want in life is the most enormous library of awesomeneess, i am a book collector, i dont even know how it was possible but i did it

Photobucket

Photobucket

Photobucket
HONK HONK

Photobucket
yes yes
HONK HONK HONK
all the way to DC

Photobucket
i made it!

Photobucket
then i made dinner!

Photobucket
then i took this huge dump on my parents’ house

Photobucket
this is me driving back here
GAAWL next time im just gonna throw everythign in the GOWANUS

Photobucket
got back just in time for our party!

Photobucket
good bye tony goldman hole
for all the fun party photos, google ALIFE THE HOLE JAMIE XX i think it should be up

Photobucket
im currently working on a show called FACEMAKER for LA

Photobucket
photos of computer screens

Photobucket
never go out of style

Photobucket
vodka: ditto

Photobucket
goodbye greene street hole
goodbye little buttface

Photobucket
it’s true!!!!

Author: admin

I am the owner of downtown contemporary art center THE HOLE! I am arts editor at i-D magazine I paint paintings and curate art shows all around

12 thoughts on “sprung”

  1. i believe in you™
    ✌✌✌✌✌✌✌✌✌✌✌✌✌✌✌

  2. oddly enough, just saw this today!

    http://tinyurl.com/4gse9n6

    I wrote a sketch in the 80’s about a fecal christ with a brain of maggots
    being moved around in a roach hearse ( a swarm)

    i was in my 20’s in the 80s

    the maggot brain was like faux maggots and together they made a computer. they were robot maggot neurons, i guess. they could also
    connect up and make a maggot hood ornament for the roach-hearse.

    sculptural-robot-maggot-neurons
    inside a shit-christ-roach-hearse

    i wrote that 80’s shit christ sketch
    after doing alot of nitrous at a big voodoo party where people were asked to nail a nail into a big dummy made of stuffed socks nailed over President Kennedy’s face which was glued on some redwood.

    I also kissed a Tv weatherman who got busted in a small texas town because of gerbilling.

    he had to have the gerbil removed.

    by kissing him on the cheek
    those hicks gave me a gram of coke.

    after the voodoo party we found
    a biker dude who told us his name was

    “road toad”

    later I saw road toad
    urinate on a cop car
    then get carried away
    by cops

    “road toad in a roach hearse”

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *