came too soon, one warm day and now back to shit weather
one exciting day of maybe new gallery lease then another week of my old friend Waiting-to-hear
i want to wrest progress from her cold lame hands
i want to thrill her with achievement
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look its Matt Moravec
the funny things you find when movin’ out!
that was just one butt and clothed and you dont even know how baddie one shoe this post is about to get
starts of innocently enough with more ramen
can i eat this only forever? that would be fine for me
should i make art here? another LETS WAIT AND SEE
i was gonna post Rosson Tokyo photos here but i don’t think Rosson wants to be in the same post as:
i got really excited about this and it led to much more than i bargained for
more than you guys bargained for too, i bet
im sorry i should never post blogs mad, it makes them really offensive and scary and offputting and TMI and i know it
i just can’t help it im angry and i want to do visual violence to you, the innocent viewer
i apologize
look at me i am so gentle, nose buried in a sandwich, driving a commercial van
i cant really be someone who draws lips on butts and krams cigarettes in them
cupholder? ahem sub sandwich holder
i drove to DC to unload myself of a million banker boxes of books and old paintings
i found a new place to pee so to speak and i have to move their with finesse and speed
i can’t be weighed down by books and old art
its hard i know all i want in life is the most enormous library of awesomeneess, i am a book collector, i dont even know how it was possible but i did it
yes yes
HONK HONK HONK
all the way to DC
then i took this huge dump on my parents’ house
this is me driving back here
GAAWL next time im just gonna throw everythign in the GOWANUS
got back just in time for our party!
good bye tony goldman hole
for all the fun party photos, google ALIFE THE HOLE JAMIE XX i think it should be up
im currently working on a show called FACEMAKER for LA
now that’s what I’m talkin bout
i believe in you™
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oddly enough, just saw this today!
http://tinyurl.com/4gse9n6
I wrote a sketch in the 80’s about a fecal christ with a brain of maggots
being moved around in a roach hearse ( a swarm)
i was in my 20’s in the 80s
the maggot brain was like faux maggots and together they made a computer. they were robot maggot neurons, i guess. they could also
connect up and make a maggot hood ornament for the roach-hearse.
sculptural-robot-maggot-neurons
inside a shit-christ-roach-hearse
i wrote that 80’s shit christ sketch
after doing alot of nitrous at a big voodoo party where people were asked to nail a nail into a big dummy made of stuffed socks nailed over President Kennedy’s face which was glued on some redwood.
I also kissed a Tv weatherman who got busted in a small texas town because of gerbilling.
he had to have the gerbil removed.
by kissing him on the cheek
those hicks gave me a gram of coke.
after the voodoo party we found
a biker dude who told us his name was
“road toad”
later I saw road toad
urinate on a cop car
then get carried away
by cops
“road toad in a roach hearse”
more more more
man ass isn’t so bad.
but i’d rather see something more on this line….
http://cache.realitykings.com/mt/girls/bella_big.jpg
step it up, kathy.
The hole, butt hole is way too funny.
EWWW HAIRY BUTTHOLE-NUTSACK LIPSTICK BUTT
If you want to name the new location “Drug Penis”, I won’t be mad
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lh30632rZg1qzuerqo1_500.png
Are there any shows coming up at the hole???? Why you dump kram 4?
perverted freaks!!!!