soliloqueef

chill with the comments
i am the only one who matters
me me me that is blogging me me me
i am mistress of this narrative, i own my hole, and this is my soliloqueef

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its my fault for not posting in so long that everyone got all logggghoread on the last one

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we are still at fucking thanksgiving on this shit

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ghey
can i write that

i dont know anything about social mores anymore

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this is my grandma

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this is an article on her i found in my brother’s house

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its family time

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he he!

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you want this

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here you go

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this is my treat

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whee!

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whee its falllll!

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soon it will be summer and then back to winter!
you will see

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we found a bar for the i-d less!

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it ruled

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time to start driving!

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made it to VA BEACH to pick up Dearraindrop art!

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have you ever seen how awesome their house is?

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seriously??

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this piece is for sale
if you want it in your house, email me!

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and their studio

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shit i lost my place

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someone peed

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we played pool at Q MASTERS the biggest pool hall in america!!

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all turned around

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family house
it was so nice for joe and laura to let us stay there!!!!

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best part: tub!

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studio again

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alright we gotta keep driving photos in order or no!

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fuck brick letters seriously???

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we just had to make it to Nags Head, NC to see my cousin

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we stopped at this awesome diner on the way

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fuck there is lots of road

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yay i made it!
this is my cousin Trishy

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its pretty here

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they have fish tidbits

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it was last day of the season for them
before the long no-fish-bits winter

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this is my other cousin Tony who i havent seen in forever either!
i think both these Josephs need to come hang out with me in NYC

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now we are in savannah georgia

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now we are a bundle

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now we are finding scary nazi parephrenalia at a flea market nooooooooo

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now there is new flavour of Frappuccino

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smoothe move

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power move

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now we stompy

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sorry if pee photo was nasty

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pretty
stuck in traffic pretty

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fuelin up

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pullin in late at night

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to fucking miami beach yay!!!!!!

Author: admin

I am the owner of downtown contemporary art center THE HOLE! I am arts editor at i-D magazine I paint paintings and curate art shows all around

10 thoughts on “soliloqueef”

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    ON THE MICRONAUTS WITH SOAP!
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  2. u dont know me but u rule been lurking so hard for some time now very long-jean-michel what was it anyway mystery play of shit and nothingness
    thx for being the only blog n the only art history degree makin bux *n* gourmet bacon. ps i’m drunk

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