this photo uploaded out of order and thus gets the dubious distinction of being first
what is this thing?
im still in Hackney eating Vietnamese one sec
i think wynd said this was his grandfather!
thanks in a large part to the skills of Megan
wynd has some weird sstuff in his shop in case you haven’t noticed
oh boy
i brought a few of these back to sell in The Hole’s shop
fall is a wonderful time to be in london
i didn’t get a petting zoo for my birthday so i took myself to one
as one has to do in life
look at this fat pig
i petted it
look at this ugly chicken
i chased it
what is cuter than a tall, thin duck that runs really fast?
a guinea pig!!!!
my animal of choice
if i pursue my animal of choice much more i will have to give up my animal of choice
i wanted these photos to be captioned with “favourite bits of english literature” but i am in too much of a hurry
these guys are in no hurry t’all
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single goose in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a gander.
don’t worry i will stop
look! fish pie!
hot pink fish pie
just kidding
i took a photo of this thinking of saying something snarky but really, doesnt everyone love a fun pop up art show? better than… a pop up dry cleaning shop or pop up mcdonalds, right???
and poor planning
this is outside the Royal Academy’s treasures of budapest show
this is Hernan Bas’s show at Victoria Miro
i like this one
it looks like a Caulkin
did you know that most people find my blog by accident after googling “pedo boy” ??
the upstairs gallery is pretty swanky
this is a lecture wynd hosted by the foremost expert on Samuel Beckett who is 83 years old
cody’s half-done show made a really funny setting for that as you might imagine
im so hungry arthghhghgh
and hours to go before i eat
i was just in a funny photo shoot for paper magazine and have all this makeup all over my face and this must bee what models feel like always. starving and sticky with makeup
they should all eat some Bubbles and Squeak
that is what this is called
the underneath part at least
doenst this look like the allergy commercial where its like “allery muffins” “after taking claritin muffins” or whatever
goodbye Wynd’s house!
you are nice
ill get even with my apartment someday for being so crappy
arghhh if that bus hadnt pulled into the shot you would have seen the most awesome drawing of a mole playing the saxophone
now we are at Space 176
anita zabludowitz’ awesome space in an old church
this is called “the anxiety of objects”
a mechanical bull on an “artist built” oil derrick thingie gives me modest anxiety
i do love 3d rendering looking thingies…
reminds me of playing Star Fox
hempstead heath
now this is pride and prejudice country
laugh as much as you choose, teens, but you will not laugh me out of my opinion
last look at Cody’s show before i have to leave
it opens tonight!!!
long taxi to Paddington with a cab driver who wanted to talk about the death of Englishness as caused by immigration
oh boy
this always reminds me of patrick and i always find it hilarious
hello new york!!! its a beautiful morning
and time to go to work allll weekend
it opened last night!!! to huge crowds and much success
this is the only photo i took
look at these really muscular frog’s legs Upton ordered
terence and garrick are ready for their shave-and-a-haircuts
this is crab polenta something and was really good
mike meyers was at bacaro with a bunch of saturday night live looking people
i did not take a picture of their food however
terence and garrick are never more cute than when Terence is annoying Garrick by putting things on him or playing with his hair
terence is a big bully in his oversized tux
this morning
dropped my camera in a toilet
now all the photos look like this
ha ha! you are looking at photos that have been in a toilet!!!
what’s going on in that purple moonflowerish plant?
the ray fong tat is insane!
lovely boygaga was here…
I need to eat your juicy pussy so much, i wanna have every single drop in my mouth, your cum is my adrenaline, my isotonic. imagine me and you in a 69. oh god. shaking just in the thought of it.
oh beehave “stallion”..
rosemary’s baby had
adrianaline
down by the Dakota
in John Lennon’s bullet butt
Gu mini-puds!
heee.
The gingery goat
looks just like the one in
_PULP_ w Michael Caine
I can just see a little
Mickey Rooney Gangster Bronze
with an oozing vertical pussy-mouth
maybe a whole room foolothem
passing slimy floss between their
pulleyvulva’d yam slops
it was nice
when they had naval battles
and people actually had to work
the fourth crusade
for example
had magnificent horrors
Why are the people who read your blog so depraved?
i’m laughing at one of the comments. i’m sure you can guess the one.
part of a Mercedes dashboard, as I believe you call it, seen from the back..
toilet photo haze = 2011.
Bubbles and Squeak FTW!