The Phuque Off Temple

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oh boy

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last night was awesome! i hope you guys came; it was so crowded i couldnt even tell who came

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some pre opening photos

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lets look at this one more closely

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lots of hidden suprises

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tee hee

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molten toy terrine

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awesome

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some details for you

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MUTANT POP

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don’t let children drink smoke and walk

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serious

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we have a fantastic new addition to our showroom
this great piece by Brendan Lynch

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we got a dope Cosmic Donut from Paul Kasmin last second too

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Laura’s abstract paintings are fantastic

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Malcom Stuart gave me this blacklight activated painting jumpsuit he made with peggy noland

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i know i look silly its ok

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finishing touches

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wow! kenny makes it look easy

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arugh the people are starting to arrive!

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hey look who i found!~

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yay!

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kenny and scott ewalt

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Meghan wearing not black!!! OMG

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bec stupak in the bookshop selling the shit out of malcom’s awesoem clothes

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yay!

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look i found jules!

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ok now we are switching to Joe Grillo’s camera for some party photos
i was not a vigilant party photographer last night because there were so many people to talk to and who wanted to buy stuff and so much to do!

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oops we are back to set up

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shit it even looks awesome with flash shit

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fuck yes!!

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maria

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i really wanted to do this show for many reasons

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a big part of jeffrey’s program was about connecting the awesome underground energy of the 80s with the very similar and exciting art moment we are in and the underground artists working today

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so like Haring Basquiat even Clemente and Schnabel things he did
the stephen sprouse show
debbie harry
alan vega

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he wanted to relate them to the awesome people crossing over from music to art, graffiti to art, being interdisciplinary, making the downtown scene exciting again

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that urge is where the Live Through This book came from in 2005

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his essay LIVE THE ART is really good at articulating the similarities he sees between his experiences in the 80s (when he was my age) and then what i have been connecting with now

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so it was really natural for me wanting to highlight this connection to actually just PAIR TWO ARTISTS together and do a collaborative show

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so people can see the links and connections and also see the differences and innovations
on both sides

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kenny and drd met down in miami in 2004 at that big show we did

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it was my first year going down to miami and i was “in charge” of doing a dearraindrop show in a craig robbins building in the design district

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the day before i got down there Billy from DRD backed a scissor lift through a 15 foot plate glass window there

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the situation continued to be difficult throughout the show
someone had booked drd at the shittiest scariest hotel i have ever seen
someone left a case of booze at the space that i consistenly drank while staffing the space

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i wasn’t the responsible business woman then that i am now πŸ™‚

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i made out with many interesting people that year tho

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so many people dressed up last night yay!!!!
and one of these people is related to Joe!

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this is Elena! she works with us here now

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was this the photo dude? shit i never got his card

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whee!

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owen and his girlfriend who made the interactive instrument installation

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whee!
and oh yeah:

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the money shot

yay!!!!! come see HOT GLUE HULLABALOO and say hi to me back here

slow lorris

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born to be wildberry

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flying south

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you guys better come hang out with me thursday this show is going to blow you away

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i am outta here one sec

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i went south for the fall real fast to see the aged parents
fall in reverse!

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waking up is hard to do

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we went fishing and found this creepy dead heron

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and this lone poobag

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we are explore

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upton is scrambs

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he can scramb up anything!

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he is brave

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he put worm on hook for me

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oh boy!

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nothing is better than watch upton scramb up something

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he is slow lorris

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he gets bbq reward

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we go to shakespeare play as reward too

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it was ALL’S WELL THAT ENDS WELL which is actually a pretty psycho play if you have read or seen it

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they all need to take a serious chill pill
running around being crazy having sex with the wrong people in the dark and forced marriages and infidelity

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cant we all just get along

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dc is very relax and has nice mornings

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upton took nice morning g pic

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and blue house pretty

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and weird graffiti

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time to make pumps

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mom scoops pump while buddy #2 is bored

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yay!
wait it is not dark

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wait that doesnt help

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better

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better!

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bye aged parents i will see you soon
i love you and you make me feel so much better
as does this cute video of upton being tickled

my love glue gunnin

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get ready for the next HOLE OPENING

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it’s not till thursday but there is already so much fun in here

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don’t worry i wont spoil it

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i want to take a moment to reflect on our last show
as i so often charge into the future without chewin all the yum outta my previous gum

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the dog is in the details

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this reminds me of picabia

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this is a very bad baby

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this reminds me of teratoid heights

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this guy licks carpet

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harumphy frog

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more braaaaiiinnnssssss

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for my dolphin teeths

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i think in a moment of phrasing furvor i wrote that this piece featured “Goya-esque kiddie nibbling”

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judith and holofernes?

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mmm yummy shrimps

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here is one little mat that didnt make it into the show
i love it!
we must take this to miami

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but we must live in the now
this is me early morning back of the ryder truck to go unload the DRD

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oh boy

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this is suzanne’s but chair that is awesome
chair from behind!

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aurel from the front!
we are at this art show now

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i promised you the reading public that i would bring you interesting art but it cant JUST be the art that i show here right?
there is good art out art there to sniff if you know where to sniff

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the above paintings were Louie Eisner, this is by Brendan Lynch

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Lucien made this

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jack made this room: viewable only through a hole in the wall and a meditation on “the artist’s studio”

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these girls were meditating so long in front of it i had to clear my throat really loudly
art hogs

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Jane Moseley
this one is less intersting than the next one which is great:

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i love this!

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this was cool zoomed in on but

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less cool zoomed out

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this one is weird

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i dont like art that looks to easy
i dont like art that “is what it is” usually
(not said in reference to the above photo, just generally)

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i like terence

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and jack

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and brendan’s other piece that relates to this one but has more punch

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the setting was pretty loud

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the art oddly not so
or maybe i have just been in my neon explosion show too long?
if i were going to give one thoughtful criticism on their show, bearing in mind they are all young artists either in art school just out of or didnt bother, i would say the art is too savvy
it has too much of an eye trained on the art world microtrends of now and not enough trained on the outside world. it makes too many safe decisions. it is too meta aware of itself
that is if i put on my fussy harsh critic hat
which i rarely dust off

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it could use a bit more “energy of the streets”, let’s say

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it could be wilder and freer and more dangerous

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as all my favourite things are

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this is today; fruitless brooklyn errand bothering me

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back in soho with the glue gunners
got something neon? bring it in and we will stick that shit to the walls

blunder bus

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now is the summer of our discontent made glorious fall by the awesome fall shows at The Hole!

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i hate summer and i love fall
for manifold reasons

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i like how everyone messes up the above quote when they crop it to “now is the winter of our discontent”
a paraphrase of the full sentence would be “right now is glorious summer and the winter of our discontent is over because Edward IV (sun and son of York) has ascended to the throne”
but it is said sarcastically

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today was the last day of the Mat show and in a few hours, Dearraindrop arrive from Virginia Beach!
yesterday i went to Lauren Cornell’s internetty opening at the New Moo

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i was happy to see this was not an “aids 3D” piece
amanda ross ho made it if i remember correctly? its neat
you have to see the scale to get the interest i think

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this piece touched on my personal feelings vs objective curatorial feelings:
i personally privately or whatever have strong feelings about “art in the digital age” and love corny things that i shouldnt like 8bit like chip tunes like anythign old video game looking like bad GIFS like internet commenting. i actually suggested to avery he make a piece of hilariously juxtaposed angry internet commenting recently
and he looked at me like “are you kidding”
and it took me a second to realize that was a corny idea
because of my intense personal proclivities

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patrick if patrick was a girl?
(the fabric is covered in pins)

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speaking of patrick i bumped into him today!!!
it was so weird
he was on his bike stopped at the light by the bowery mural, he would barely look at me or say anything it was horrible!!!

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as much as i love clunky analog dinosaurs lingering in art, i would love to see slide projectors retired forever

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the wall label described these photos as explorations of how digital cameras can fuck up (was one of them called “digital flare”? that doesnt sound right… fuck.) and that sounds really exciting! but then none of that excitement is present in the piece

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this was a surprise favourite: Hanne Mugass did i spell that right?
items on ebay that people have bootleg customized with modern art
this photo is not the best photo unfortunately
a good reason to go see in person!

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takeshi’s piece is banans:
he essentially spent months and months finding a new way to make a video (after pioneering the data moshing technique and making the best videos with the hacking existing clips method) and learned all the 3d animation thingies and made this crazy POPEYE movie
the copyright for POPEYE just expired, which is weird the idea of expiring copyright, so takeshi made a bootleg popeye movie from memory that was all these sad fucked up anti-hero vignettes like him chugging spinach and destroying his apartment in a spinach-drunk rage, him getting evicted, etc

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whee!
i missed a few pieces in the show due to excessive crowding but look! who is that blonde on the left?

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upton and i will eat more coffee-rubbed burgers while you figure it out

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its SALEM!

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the blonde was jack, heather and john are the other two bandmembers

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you guys bought their new album right? you should

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they played Santos last night and it was packed and super

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with liberal use of fog machine

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i had to listen to their album over and over for the i-D article and i felt like a dorky groupie because i knew, like, alll the songs
the research i did for the article also indicated that many people dont think hearing them live is an improvement, but the sound system at santos is so stellar and the lighting was great and everything seemed awesome i dont know what “the internet” is talking about

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from spooky to folky: Jd’s band MEN played after them! late night

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JD has fantastic stage presence i love watching her

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i play softball and i love watching JD perform!

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thank you spencer!

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where am i now

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oh why thank you i woud love to sit here and have big free bottle of whiskey!
this place is great!

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boys are great

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blondes are great!

look at the brunette getting face pushed outta the frame!

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“we are totally partying”

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the only place that would let us and our underage and unidentified friend in at 3am was this drag club

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we were into it

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upton was not into the secret one way glass thingie

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there is always someone watchin

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ack

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we were pretty blurry by this point

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i forgot to photo it but there was a photo in Lauren’s show of a night sky in time elapse showing all the stars leaving trails but then three geo-synchronous satellites were three big bright dots with no trail and i liked that photo

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and offer this, my drunk recreation

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hey that big seeder fireextinguisher is gone! the whole building is gone!

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i noticed that on my way to softball

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its our “world series” and we are playing Juicy Lucy for the… pennant? or no that is the wrong word. the…championship
im going to go with championship

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i did like one good thing and then a million stupid crappy things; i was being a blunder bus
my arm is so sore and i feel all old and un-sporting thing, it’s so sad!

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it’s really fun to spend a morning into afternoon hanging out playing sports though
i need sports to feel normal my life does not make sense without some sport

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adult sports: the number of like knee and elbow braces is ridiculously high

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yellow is yellow

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ear is ear

β€œWhat do I fear? Myself? There’s none else by. / Richard loves Richard; that is, I am I.”

a hard man is good to find

i worked every day this week it’s starting to make me go insane
normally i would not blaspheme a flannery oconner title this badly

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blast from the ben past!

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boy london was a hit! go see it while it is up at Viktor Wynd Fine Art

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quick change for PAPER shoot!

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love it

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LOVE IT!!!

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secret until the november issue comes out!

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ooh i made coffee rub burgers two nights ago

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they are 97% would make it again rating on epicurious!

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yum

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yuck!
this photo was way funnier when we were wasted

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next time πŸ™‚

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uh oh we are lost in the depths of Upton’s camera

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where are we? this looks like breakfast yesterday

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sexy sweet potato home fries and all

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we thought we would go to the dog show at the Javitz Center instead of just the dog park in Tomkins

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wait for it

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there we go!
yay! its like an art fair but with petting!

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oh boy

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oh no

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this owner kept making her basset hound spin around and around
it should have barfed on her shoes

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there were lots of dogs just everywhere!!!

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i like this booth

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that is called a peekanese right?

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aw!!!!

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oh no!!!!

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oh noooooooooo!!

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oh yes

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this is, like, the happiest i have been in months

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Upton’s photos consisted mostly of dog show fashion

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and police dog confiscations πŸ™‚

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πŸ™‚

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then he chatted the guard into letting him take photos of the big train depot over there

wait where is my camera of stuff

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yay im in heavennnnnn
i dont even know which dog im petting im just petting everythign in sight!!!!

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i like how it looks like the dog walked up to the booth and is asking the man a question
“excuse me but do you have any hot bitches in here?”

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sorry
“dog humour”

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cute!

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wait
is that guy like pushing on the doggies nipples? is this photo creepy to anyone else?

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this one certainly is

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this one too!
things get weird at dog shows, as famously captured in christopher guest movei

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i like how uptons hair relates to the dogs hair
im really into, like, visual relationships and patterns finding resonance across, like, species

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i like this all wiry like dog

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wanna smell my hand?
nonononononono

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these breed of dog are called “lambs” which is really gross

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all the tuckered pups on a sunday afternoon!

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moo

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hey look at this dogs butt

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and the sweet face on this one!

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what a ponce

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what a yutz

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what a sneeze factory!
terence was the one who suggested i go to this thing and said to check out the devon rex cats but i sneezed myself out of the cat section as soon as i got to persia!

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we are outta there for some fresh airrrrr

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west 30s and the river is a funny area

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not unexplored by man

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or god

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met this weirdo last night was it?
last night can eat a dick
makes me lose my faith in some of the main things i like
like people
and graffiti
and drinking

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but had fun playing pool with upton i beat him 2 outta 3!

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if i brag too much he will beat me next time

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had yummy calamari with upton’s family

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there they are!
cute

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this is today
finally a real tag on the gross street art building

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can you tell by the posture who i am hanging out with?
it’s jeffrey!!!!!! back from LA!
it’s funny how reassuring and calming it was to see him, psychologically
when in the past seeing jeffrey meant going into panic terror mode
jeffrey! he is so happy and laid back now
or should i call him…. jeff???

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i forgot to show you guys that 18 woo is now an awesome LEVIS print photo shop

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you can go print out photos and shoot photos with their shit ANYTIME how sweet is that
i gotta go
i am going to print out all these dog photos on their 48″ printer see how they like it!

poo-teen

i’m warning you that 3/4ths of this post is just food

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it’s not my fault, i keep trying to go out, there is nothing going on, or rather nothing in the past few days that i wasn’t afraid of bumping into patrick at

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not that i care but i didn’t want to make him upset
not that i should care at all

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this is what my brain has been doing
don’t you wish sometime there was like a “return to factory settings” button?

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this is me and Jules at this new retaurant on orchard called FAT RADISH

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the carrot thingie

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the duck thingie
don’t be turned off by the word “kombucha squash” it was actually fantastic

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the beet cake
purple in the light
purple on the way out?

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sorry im an “a mood” today

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scott said i was a lesbian for playing softball in my spare time
but he was excited because he always wanted a lesbian friend

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the last super rainy night we tromped over to Teddy’s new studio
wow!

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wow think of all the books this could have. this is my dream. floor to ceiling recessed bookshelf
when i make it big, this is the first thing i am going to install

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scott said mine stood for Pussy Juice because im a big fat dyke

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ok this is the only “event” i attended on this post

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tim barberino had a show of running photos!

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yay i found him!

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we are at that weird Nike space on the bowery

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pretty neato inside
shocking! can you tell from the overhead lights pattern that Rafael de Cardenas designed this space?

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some fun details

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i think my boyfriend is jealous of how many ADEKs i post on this thing but this one wasn’t my fault! tim did it!

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sigh
im so sick of getting kicked out of bars

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it was pouring and we barely made it to Momofuku unsoggied

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i’ve been wanting to eat here for FOREVER
a downpour meant only a 10 minute wait

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oh by goodness you cant believe how excited i am

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ramen boner
i could eat ramen every night

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now that i am on a by proxy seratonin kick, i can confess that one thing i feel good about is right this second i finally finished and sent to print three HUGE articles on Salem, Rafael de Cardenas, and Mat Brinkman

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three totally different parts of brain, but then maybe the Mat Brinkman extreme starts to double back on part of the Salem area??? kinda like Libertarians are liberal to the point of being neo-republican?

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hey its not like i take a photo of EVERYTHING i eat; im eating a chick pea salad right now that you will never know how awesome it looked with it slittle arugula tuft and hidden nubbins of fresh mozzarella cheezers

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upton and i have been having a really fun week together now that pharmaceutical drugs have evened our playingfields

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it takes balls to take arms against a sea of troubles and by opposing end them
yummy apple pie momofuku balls

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next morning taking a fun Cobble Hill drive over to get some arts from Paul Bright

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took a photo for the signage, wound up with fun GLACER tag
horay!

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teen ran out to snap this, who is this guy?

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just think of all the people all around the earth reclaiming advertizing space, public space, decrepit space for graffiti

gives you a warm fuzzy feeling inside, doesn’t it???

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this is Paul’s cool storefront on Atlantic Ave that he is in progress on
art and cool furniture, art and design, awesome

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this is a low overhead storage place where i bumped my head on a beam

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mission accomplished!

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we were picking up some coool Ben Jones paintings and speaking of Ben, he sent me a photo of this huge Atlanta mural he just completed
old school styles

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upton got sleepy later that night

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but woke up for feeding time

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as you can see there was no actual Poutine in this post, i just am experimenting by having kinda porn-y sounding titles to see if i can get some people trolling for porn onto this site to see some art (and food) (and graffiti)

cover the earth!

everythingallofthetime

my body was toying with the idea of being sick for a week and today decided that yes, indeed, it felt like being really sick

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small morning glories for a minorly glorious morning

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i am overwhelmed with work and need a hand
anyone??

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i cooked this for dinner two nights ago sorry it looks gross
curry hollandaise sauce, fried egg, canadaian bacon, garlicky spinach, english muff diver
it was really good!!!!

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earlier that night
some permutation of The Roots and Mos Def and other people i dont know much about playing at the closing party for REFORM SCHOOL

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better with the lights off

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monday night was pretty fun!

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especially the rainstorm part

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ha ha wet ones

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earlier monday:

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softball!
i play softball sometimes

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it’s really fun
i sucked that day though
dove for a foul ball and had it bounce out of my glove at the last second
just despicable

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PG Tips and peachy tits
Wynd gave me this cool Hendrick’s tea set that i have been using

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someone left a booger in the grocery store

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nocturnal teen dressing weird

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thinking about Dash in weird places like the Fine Fare

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life keeps blowing alternately hot and cool
fever delerium and horrible chills
im sick and overwhelmed!!!

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its a big relief the big school benefit is over
it was un gran succes!

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this fantastic piece by Jack Greer found a home
in the name of charity!

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found a pocket of older unpubbed photos
or did i pub these already?

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anyone remember me pubbin em?

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handy

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hairy balls

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this is last night i made carne asada tacos that were really good
sorry my feet are in the picture
is that gross?

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you guys know we have a CAFE back here at the hole now too, right?
i promise i will not put my feet near your food

feedburner

that is a “button” on my “toolbar”
i don’t know what it does

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my camera is kind of working again!
it took a pretty in focus shot of Alison Schulnik’s very painterly pintar up on my very screenic screen

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thank jeebus!

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i just wanted to post a little REFORMS SCHOOL before i have to go back there and work more

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233 Mott street seriously come hang out with me as i am losing it and there till 6pm
and tomorrow 10 – 6pm and then 7 – 11pm big bands and closing party

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i don’t mean to insinuate that buying a piece from me to help education reform will save your soul but….

you can email me if you want the pricelist of what is still available πŸ™‚

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this is last night
wish you could have seen the fashions wish i were more of a fashion blogger
i overheard many many people calling each other homie and bro and son and dawg
i heard someone say “old school” in the school it was really cute

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i come home just as this thing wakes up

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i cook it lasagne and garlic bread and then fall dead asleep

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and then wake up in the morning like an adult who knew???
who knew it could be so lovely

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ok lets get down to business and check out this thing

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this is the street art room
i dont go in here
but i try not to judge those who do

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am i being a baby?

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or is it the anxiety of influence

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detail of Brad Kahlhamer’s amazing piece

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detail on an “old school”? matt greene

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super

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early mornin looky loos

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i like michael cline’s little St Christopher medal
he is the patron saint of sluts right?

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our “signature” piece by Brendan Lynch

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jaime

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IO

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DBS
holding down the photo team together

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alison

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forgettheirnames

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him houser

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whee!

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whee!

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eeee!

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squeeee!

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neeeee!
hows that for art commentatin

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chris johanson

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really hits the nail on the head huh

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dont know who made this but are those supposed to be cigarettes?

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i know who made this
and i really like it

“The Birth of Misprision”

πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚

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eh
maybe this is why all the people felt entitled to call each other homie last night

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there is a little “neo-surrealism” which is a big kathy no-no, but even those didnt bother me so much
this one if you look close has really well painted stubble

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there is a shop full of things like this

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yay! love!

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yosi actually said this was “nature’s art”
sigh

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kathy + upton, sitting in a tree

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they sell rebound old books as notebooks in the shop, too, with lots of nice blank white pages and a few of the old book thrown in

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i bought HOP ON POP because it was a favourite of me and my brother as we both used to love to hop on our pop
we would hop on him in the pool and call him SHAMU and strangle him and he would dive really deep until our kid sized lungs ran out of air and had to let go

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i also bought it because i like this bit about patrick
very interesting and illuminating

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πŸ™‚

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yay! fuck mr brown
fucking up communities and friendships

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i know it’s hard when you are down

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brown always fucking comes back

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enough drug innuendo
i bought this one too because i forgot i had loved these books as a kid and seeing this cover gave me weird inside feelings

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shit i saved this photo for last but now i dont remember why
there was some joke, about ducks, and the title of this post and….

there is another button on my dash that says PUBLISH IMMEDIATELY and i think i wanna test it out

hows-yer-father

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this photo uploaded out of order and thus gets the dubious distinction of being first
what is this thing?

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im still in Hackney eating Vietnamese one sec

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last day in London

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i think wynd said this was his grandfather!

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cody is almost ready

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thanks in a large part to the skills of Megan

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Raphaelite!

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ooOooo

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wynd has some weird sstuff in his shop in case you haven’t noticed

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oh boy
i brought a few of these back to sell in The Hole’s shop

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fall is a wonderful time to be in london

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nice day for a wallow!

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i didn’t get a petting zoo for my birthday so i took myself to one
as one has to do in life

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look at this fat pig
i petted it

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look at this ugly chicken
i chased it

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what is cuter than a tall, thin duck that runs really fast?

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a guinea pig!!!!
my animal of choice

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if i pursue my animal of choice much more i will have to give up my animal of choice

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i wanted these photos to be captioned with “favourite bits of english literature” but i am in too much of a hurry

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these guys are in no hurry t’all

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It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single goose in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a gander.

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don’t worry i will stop
look! fish pie!
hot pink fish pie
just kidding

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i took a photo of this thinking of saying something snarky but really, doesnt everyone love a fun pop up art show? better than… a pop up dry cleaning shop or pop up mcdonalds, right???

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surfaces

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of distinction

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and poor planning
this is outside the Royal Academy’s treasures of budapest show

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this is Hernan Bas’s show at Victoria Miro

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i like this one
it looks like a Caulkin

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did you know that most people find my blog by accident after googling “pedo boy” ??

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this was a nice one too

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yayoi kusama

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by the lilly pond in back

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the upstairs gallery is pretty swanky

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fit! no i mean smart!

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this is a lecture wynd hosted by the foremost expert on Samuel Beckett who is 83 years old

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cody’s half-done show made a really funny setting for that as you might imagine

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cheap amazing turkish food

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im so hungry arthghhghgh
and hours to go before i eat

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i was just in a funny photo shoot for paper magazine and have all this makeup all over my face and this must bee what models feel like always. starving and sticky with makeup

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they should all eat some Bubbles and Squeak
that is what this is called
the underneath part at least

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doenst this look like the allergy commercial where its like “allery muffins” “after taking claritin muffins” or whatever

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goodbye Wynd’s house!
you are nice

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ill get even with my apartment someday for being so crappy

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arghhh if that bus hadnt pulled into the shot you would have seen the most awesome drawing of a mole playing the saxophone

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now we are at Space 176
anita zabludowitz’ awesome space in an old church

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look how cool

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this is called “the anxiety of objects”

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a mechanical bull on an “artist built” oil derrick thingie gives me modest anxiety

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i do love 3d rendering looking thingies…

reminds me of playing Star Fox

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look! two coots

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hempstead heath
now this is pride and prejudice country

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laugh as much as you choose, teens, but you will not laugh me out of my opinion

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last look at Cody’s show before i have to leave
it opens tonight!!!

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long taxi to Paddington with a cab driver who wanted to talk about the death of Englishness as caused by immigration
oh boy

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this always reminds me of patrick and i always find it hilarious

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hello new york!!! its a beautiful morning
and time to go to work allll weekend

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at REFORM SCHOOL

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it opened last night!!! to huge crowds and much success
this is the only photo i took

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look at these really muscular frog’s legs Upton ordered

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terence and garrick are ready for their shave-and-a-haircuts

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this is crab polenta something and was really good
mike meyers was at bacaro with a bunch of saturday night live looking people
i did not take a picture of their food however

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terence and garrick are never more cute than when Terence is annoying Garrick by putting things on him or playing with his hair

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terence is a big bully in his oversized tux

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this morning
dropped my camera in a toilet

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now all the photos look like this

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ha ha! you are looking at photos that have been in a toilet!!!

bloody fookin ell

hi! ive been in london sorry it is rainy morning here

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have you heard of me in the mornings?
there is a reason you havent

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i am a beast, i am a dark growling void
i deliberately dont let myself think or do in the morning, i dont let myself even consider thinking because it will come out dark bile, venomous vacant evil

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i dont turn on until 3pm ish at which point i am the most pleasant lady at the luncheon

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plus i have spent all morning listening to SALEMs new album (but it right now seriously) so i can finish this piece on them for i-D and it is making my dark moods expand and harmonize. amplify. open up into caverns of more and more echoing darkness

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i am not used to writing about music or using music words

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upton will tell you i am allergic to music
(i am also allergic to gross airport bar food and should stick to airport bar drinking)

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its not that, its just if you were in my brain with me here, sitting next to me up in the cockpit, you would be overwhelmed by the activity, the loudness, the beeping lights that demand attention. if i turned on a boom box up here you would shriek in horror at the overwhelm and distraction, you would howl at the much too muchness and shut down

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shit there is a small snippit of new york photos i missed on my photo way to Newark Airport above

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upton made me the best mushmush risotto with porcini mushmush
mmmm porcine piggie mush\

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look how many ways this looks awesome
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meghan and i had a great studio visit with Robert Lazzarini who we LOVE and will not spoil his in proggies with bloggies

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graffiti from afar
poignant?

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poignant eruptions?

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i was on a panel talk at this INFLUENCER CONFERENCE

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it was a funny experience that i will avoid, like everything, reflecting upon before 3pm

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spent a lotta time installing REFORM SCHOOL which opens this weekend in new york and i want everyone to come see how cool
just this Michael Williams piece is worth seeing
“the internet”
is a scary place for clams too

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upton

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upton probably spent a lot of time bart simpsoning chalkboards as a youth

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favourite photo of the day

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ack

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does the lip of the straw bordering over the photo line make you think you get to drink this basil mojito thingie with me?
you dont

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its so nice to have Lovely Day open you have no idea

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saw this thing again this thing haunts my blog for some reason

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they got a little present on their doorstep today\

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ok now we are back in action, unable to sleep on the airplane eating gross pudding watching Shrek 3

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there was a tube strike when i arrived wtih 2 enormous kembra-caliber bags of tombstones

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but i made it to wynd’s gallery finally! here i am holding a cursed doll

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its supposed to look different expressioned each time you photo of it and curse your camera (and thus your internet by looking at this) but i dont know

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maybe i just belive in dark shit in the mornings\
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wynd has this super creepy shop in the front and basement
which you have to pay 2 quid to enter and thus i will not ruin with photography but lets just say shrunken heads, fossilized dicks, shit like that

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and rats\for those who care

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look there’s Wynd!

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and the gallery!
near vyner street
in hackney? i think that is the word

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we vespad to this fur shop basement to buy really cheap furs since no one in england wears furs they were like 20Β£

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foudn some japanese teahouse on primrose hill to try to revive

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with pumpkin mousse

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and david shrigglefest!

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i painted the first day along with fun helpers

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awesome
you guys know from the mass HOLE email that i hope went out that CODY BOY show is traveling to london, opening this saturday right???

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awesome and weirder

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rare in proggy lit shots

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bitch getting punked

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seriously its not my fault i feel so dark and fucked this morning look at the photos i have to deal with today

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for one thing there is a fuckload of them and its pouring rain

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for another there is a lot of dead creepy shit

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this guy’s name was daniel he was cool\ i remember him being cool as the jet lag cascaded over my consciousness and forced me to sleep while they all went out to fun gay bar

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angel’s trumpet
listen to the KING NIGHT song on the Salem album\ to hear a remix of some angel trumpeting holy night sounds

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this is where i got to sleep
under the full scale lion skeleton
look at my scared little teddy bear worm
that is me
stranger in a strange land

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but who can be so dark with sunny cody morning??\\

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this dude made a drawing of mee too i never saw how it turned out i should look into that\

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who can be sad with breakfast like that

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day 2 took the tube to meet Kate Random Love at EUSTON

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hello what’s this i’ve found on the station floor all squirmy??

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lets put it on some grass there thats better

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this is Vita, Kate’s new daughter!

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this is kate! if you look back to 2006 zone there are funny photos of us partying on dash’s floor and her wearing the BIN LADEN YOUTH shirt home and fuckoclock in the morning and me in a bathtub and a million mornings actually
different mornings that this kind of dark morning though
just as dark but around the back path to that

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lets think upon other things

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the sun is coming out now of all the atrocious things and the photos are getting cuuuuuute\

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oh no

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oh
my god

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saw a pigeon that looked like Winston Churchill

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talking about dash and trying to catch up on the missed imbetween time as fast as possible before her train left

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kate pointed this out to me
love
dying

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passed the FRIEZE fart fair assembling itself
i will be long gone but yous will eenjoy it im sure

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baby on board!

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back to hackney

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yay vita’s first pub crawl
she can’t even crawl tho

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give her a few months
for now she is just a wobble fest

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yay!

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i love cider on ice and fish and chips
i do not like mushy peas

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this photo is for upton
who boycotts sinks like these
and for good reason!

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we went to an opening of a show about magic
called
MAGIC
this piece by Christian Jankowsky was my favourite
he called in late night fortune teller shows adn asked them whether they thought his art piece woudl be successful\

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oh boy

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the jet lag bludgeoned me back to sleep
the sun is now officially out and i have to go seek tea
bloody fookin ell