why did the rat cross the road?
because he gets occasional free dinners at the Pink Pone
remember Dana Shutz’ painting of a face eating itself?
why did the tomato eat itself
because it was a tomato adek
why did the girl make her boyfriend super fancy burger and sweet potato fries and corn after working all day?
she doesnt know
her head feels like this
she is hungover as fuckkkkkk
it started here
this is the new James Fuentes space on Delancey we popped in to ooh at it
then drinking with rosson
who insisted this was a bad photo but i dont think it is i really like her outfit
i however look stupid
now that i am older i get to drink martinis
and healing-brush-tool my zits
upton got his daily serving of meat
i had crab balls
this is at Dressler which is excellent in case anyone reads this blog for its restaurant reviews
i barfed this up later
you will see
then we went to some house with birds named Lucifer and Satan
to pick up this blonde
they had some cool stuff in their place
ha ha its sage it really is!
then the photos skip to here
something must have happened imbetween?
party people in the haus
this photo of Jeanette would have been so gooood if my camera didnt suckkkkk
oh little monkey
it’s not a party till the shirts come off i guess
all the bars we tried to go to wouldnt let us in
the bouncer at 169 bar physically threw jack and jeanette out on their asses and i had to go back and get upton’s glasses that were knocked off his cute face
i guess it was 4am ish?
time to use the belly button as an ashtray
time to tag your friends
i think this was right after i barfed
no wait it was before