there havent been many butts recently
upton’s butt is nothing to speak of
me rolling up an air mattress is not that exciting even i can see that
although my butt does cover a lot of bases
things have just been weird and transitional
summer ending means fewer butts too so i really dont know how this is going to work
guess who was in my cab before me?
i am at lunch with Rafael de Cardenas
exhibition designers who lunch
we talked about moscow it was fun
we decided to take Mat Brinkman here because we are doing this with light in his show and thought it would be funny
then Mat and i continued our drinking at Mars Bar
well i guess this was the last time with this thing up there
i made the mistake of tryin to pee
gave up and just took pictures
these people were takin pictures!
oh shit i forgot about camera #2
upton never uses his birthday present so i essentially have two black canon supershot thingie cameras in my purse
ha ha look at this this is at TEAM
guess what its “about”
this is starting
i have no idea what it is “about”
i have taken a photo of this like 15 times each time im like OOH i found one
like 50 first dates or something
new Spumoni Westwater on bowery
jeez can someone give me a building like this and we can have awesome art shows and just cut through all the poo and just have great shows
i want to do this to all the nice gallery spaces because i am jealous of them
i woke up at 4am and made dinner
columbian flank steak with ajo sauce, truffly mash pos and some other crap
why? i have no idea
today so far has been super fun guess why
guess how excited i am right now
you will only get a wee peaky and it is only so you understand how important it is that you come to the opening tomorrow
and did i mention colored light everywhere?
13 thoughts on “from the Indies to the Andes in her undies”
pettibon meets neckface… good luck with the show!
wow that is some shitty artwork that will hold no historical importance. A little Shirin Neshat might humble all of you.
Yo, yo… The next show will be based on your anonymous blog comments. I’m sure that will have a lasting and profound effect on art history. Keep flicking your wrist and reeling strings, let the real world do real things. Pro.
Did some online shopping for you:
I’ve never seen an art critic live up to their name like… lazy.
nice butt i think i got a b0ner…i dont think im supposed to get b0ners from this blog
When do i get a show?
aw shit, Mars Bar! Do they still have the chef on the ceiling that says “whitey loves brunch” ?!
gotta get back to NY
Upton O. Goode is always so righteous, uptight, and defensive about everything. Chill out
I’m chill. Doctor just prescribed me some Clonazepam, now you can have some of my drug penis.
@drugpene upton is consistent and goes hard