milk-toast

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school is almost back in session!

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i can’t believe the summer is almost over and i didn’t get fun vacation

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everything stinks i hate everyone

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today at least

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we saw this really awesome school in NOLITA in preparation for a big fun october event

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i dont wanna tell you what it is yet
not only because i am in a super grumpy mood right now

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i just thought these photos were pretty
whoever painted this school did some fun research into color psychology

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proto-tagger!

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i’m really excited about this project coming up and will tell you about it soon

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spent this morning at the Russian National thingie and then the Russian Consulate

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yes i am one lucky bitch i get to go to Moscow this Saturday to scope out….

NEW YORK MINUTE MOSCOW!!!!

you heard it here first

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i mean where else would you have heard it? duh

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i had fun dinner with Aurel who i hadnt seen all stupid summer and we were so excited to see each other that we ordered WAY too much food

i wanna show you the fun group of works she made for her Fireplace Projects show in the Hamptons

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prick love for pricking!
my favourite shakespeare quote for aurel’s work

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the show is called SUMMER BUMMER and looks so sweet and nice, makes you wonder what has gotten into her lately!
or who

hahahahahaha

did you take your Tentags today?

i know you guys are eager to get to the tagging
but first things first!

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i was the beneficiary of a mix up of a frappuccino order
freefrap!

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this is our crew and the first appearance of the Tony Goldman! from behind. Art (patrons) From Behind πŸ™‚

we went and looked at the Os Gemeos mural

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it was dark!

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then we had pea cake!

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we went to Blossom, where i used to take Patrick for his birthday and Valentines day
sad sauces

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sigh!

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what is this the next day?
Upton and i went to Kenmare because, well, we were right there and thought it was worth a shot

(it wasn’t)

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freemans was being renovated πŸ™

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this is a cotton candy machine which means it’s time for

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HOLE dinner party!

HOLE FOODS!!~!!

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whee!
everyone looked fantastic

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ha ha look at jaimie

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ho boy

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look how cool suzanne’s Threeasfour outfit is!
it was her birthday

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her birthday wish was to have a cotton candy machine!

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horay!

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yum

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Upton looked quite handsome in D+G menswears

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there were hair and makeup helpers too!
Guillaume organized the dinner for a story he is doing for WILD magazine

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i would say we looked pretty WILD

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meghan and teddy made all the food!
they should do a catering company!!!!

except every time they do something like this they say “never again”
πŸ™‚

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yay!

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yay!!!

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Upton

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Upton wants to join the Auto-erotic Asphyxiation Association of the New America

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it was Josh’s bday too so there was vegan cake tooo yay!!!!
look todd showed up too! yay!!!!! πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚

im really going bonkers with the smilies today huh

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Peggy!

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let”s look cute together

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let’s say bye-bye so we can go take out Tentags

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yay!!!!

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you might have noticed a fantastic thing has happened to Tony Goldman’s Bowery Mural Wall

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this gang of guys showed up last night and started scribbling all over it!

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we couldn’t see their faces
maybe Lele knows them?

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shit they hotwired that scissor lift that was left out

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almost caught a glimpse of them in this photo

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Tentags Tentags

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bee-youtiful

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the cops kept circling

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tag tag tag all night long

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a crowd started to form

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some special guests arrived

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martha cooper was drawn to the scene

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they like to tag
it dont mean nuthin

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this guy oddly resembled the tagger sculptures Barry McGee makes
πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚

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maybe marty got a good photo of their faces
we will see

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ten tags a day keeps the doctor away

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Down For Whatever!

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the dog is in the details

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passers-by were cameraphoning the shit outta these dudes

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this is Upton’s “arty photo”

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barry and kunle stopped by to check it out

they approve πŸ™‚

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SHIT STICKS FUCKING SHIT LOOK AT THIS

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this morning

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oh boy

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oh boy oh boy oh boy

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we can talk about this more later
for now i am just basking in how good this looks
it’s like a beautiful urban lace πŸ™‚ it’s a lovely tapestry of the tagger community πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚
hahahahahaha just kidding

forget Tentags i think i just need a Chillpill

sprout wings and SSION the earth forever!

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a cow has escaped

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the trash is back for revenge

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rosson needs a wax

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and representation

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is hot on the trail of reality!

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gee whiz!

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street jizz

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the CODY CRITCHELOE – SSION show opened with a bang last night!

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everyone awesome was there
and nobody what was not awesome

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yay!

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yay!

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yay arnaud was drinking moonshine!

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yayayayayayay someone brought their bulldog

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side boob

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purse pup

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its Olivia!

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its kunle yayyyyyyyy!

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then we had pizza

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and beers

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then we went to the standard yay!!!
don’t worry i will stop saying “yay” as the coffee wears off

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oooh eat your heart out

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Telfar and the dude who does Patent Leather Daddy DJed

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they djed gooood

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wooooo

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ooo

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pablo and rosson

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jaimie jumped in the pool with her trash bag and everyone flipped out
one bouncer grabbed it off her
for her own safety he was saying
πŸ™‚

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whee!
wait look at that dude

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look at the sad lifeguard
is he sad or is he having the time of his life???

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!!!

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ryan from fischerspooner was our danspiration

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and vodka
look at this great purse the Perp bought me!!!!
that is my new name for sarah perpich πŸ™‚

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i am a cow
a cow that goes moooo

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peggy made me this cool outfit
HOLEY COW

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mooooooo

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i shoulda worn a pink bra so it looked more UDDERly awesome

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yay!

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yay!!!
what is it about jaimie’s face can anyone tell me that??

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america!
that is what her face looks like

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more dancin

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more mooin

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moooo

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butts

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blanks!

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later the teen sold me some Edamame, root beer, triscuits, half-and-half, and matΓ© tea
we were not very sober

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then woke up super early to come fix the show up for its noon opening!

show #2 rules: come watch the one-hour movie!

you know all the theaters have bedbugs and charge $14

our movie is free and free of communicable diseases!!!

ces six saucissons-ci sont trop cher!

Les virelangues….

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i have to just blast through this blog because we have an opening in an hour!

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the national arts club

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is gonna get Peggied this Fashion Week!
this is Stacy showin her around

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“this is where the basketball hoop will go”

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ack

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oh boy

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when you eat at Takahatchi three days in a row, one day has to be Udon soup or you will die of mercury poisoning

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this!

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look at that wire mesh: no one is gonna be pulling chunks off of the next mural!
no one will want to fuck with the next one though
its going to be awesome

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then!

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oh BOY!

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literally

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this is one boy we bumped into showing us his GRINDER
0 feet away!!!!

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this is the Scissor Sisters at Terminal 5

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Scissor Sisters isnt a tongue twister except when you type it
is there a word for that?

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a finger crosser?

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this guy is just pure SEX

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the boys were salivating and freaking out and howling

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i had never seen them perform and jake seems so normal in normal person life

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on stage he is a firecracker

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i got a lotta photos of people taking photos

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oh BOY

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play one of their songs while you look at these because i am outta commentary and gotta run!

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Amanda Lepore and Susan Sarandon!

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Rosson Crow!
and jason

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hoo!

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its ok to get a girl boner for hot gays, right?

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oo!

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what’s goin on down there

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yay!!!!
i love confetti

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Rosson in her new fancy dress
Upton in his Progeria costume

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come to Cody’s opening in an hour
don’t be a chicken!!!!

does she come complete

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or do i have to assemble her?

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pretty

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chizl’d good looks

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i wanna buy fake leather in basements

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i want to sip drinks with rosson at 5pm when she is grumpy

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i want to feed the teen steaks

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two in the pink!

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i want the show to be going awesome
LO! i have my wish

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whatever

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peggy!
and look at how bored jaimie looks πŸ™‚

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don’t ask what im going
im trying out prototypes
this one failed

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the cheer up rosson party went to Winnies and Rosson took wig

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no i do not want to sing first!

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sigh!

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sarah foster and some drunk friends walked in to start off the night! thank goodness

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that’s what HE said

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abby showed up!

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steamy teen

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na na na na na na
na na na na na na na na

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i can’t remember all the songs we sang
i think this is rosson doing “9 to 5”

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excuse me do you have “teenage kicks”?

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i pick “teenage kicks”

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i think this is “love shack”

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you know
“karaoke photos”

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“we are totally partying”

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then we walked around

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we need to cram our faces with food somehow

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we are in a hurry

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con mucho gusto!

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yay! Wo Hop is 24hours!!!

then we went (mostly) home…

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and had a fun walk to work today!

“if you can read this the bitch fell off”

BOY howdy

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we left me in the water!
how mean of us
i must be all wrinkly

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there was lots of sitting

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then we did boating
lake things

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lake things

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Upton says i am a bossy canoer
and canoodler πŸ™‚

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exploring

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whee!

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dinner was pretty exciting

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there was a squid involved

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ewwwwww

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lazy loafin

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alex got attacked by yellowjackets looking for firewood!
lake attack!

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dinner was amazing!

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wow!

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look what teddy made!

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then we did night swimming

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scawwy!

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eee!!!

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less scary if you don’t hit autolevels

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whee!

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teen trying to sneak peek

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some members of the group were a bit over-hydrated

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this was the birthday cake!!

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garrick pretended he was in first class

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ahhhhh doing nothingggggg

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morning was a little rough

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hey dog!
you’re not allowed to drive

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rainy morning

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wet holes

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hot holes!

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blurry photos cannot mask the excitement

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oh BOY oh boy oh boy

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here is your daily BOY sneak peak

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peggy got in last night!!

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its peggy!

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did you know Jeremy Scott was also from KC??

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seriously are you guys excited enough

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i dont know if you are excited enough

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lets get excited!!!!!!

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more tomorrow
oh boy!!!!!

lake it till you make it

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summer is a kooky in between time here
its half banana factory and half no mans land

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this building just got half less stupid

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i’m just walking around doing looking

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sneaking peekies

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looky lookin

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hey whats that

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see what happens when you do looky lookin

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he looks

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i met rosson and guillaume at Bad KIds place on ludlow

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why is nekst writing that
im confused
this is actually my old apartment door, 38 ludlow
now i am confused by it

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i don’t know much about graffiti beef anyway
maybe its just a lot of dogs pissing in each others faces

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just kidding
they sat four famous models before us even though we were clearly there first so they gave us free ice cream and liquor to mollify us
yayyyyy UGLY PEOPLE!
just kidding

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guillaume clearly not included

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am i spelling that right?

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im too tired to googly it

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up and down

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sit!

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good Iggy

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finally got a super shot of this
etch tags: the blogger’s bane

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i got to use the “special toilet” because Upton may have left the keys inside when he came to meet me so we had to hang out in the deli and then the hallway and then the across the hall neighbor’s house

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the across the hall neighbor’s house
they were nice to us

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next morning: look at this thing

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this is the cutest thing i’ve seen

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we rode up to this lake on a mattress in the back of a commercial van

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we made it!

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we made it!

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we maaaadeee ittttt!
with radishes

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meghan and teddy had 7am farm marketed

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hellO buns!

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no hard cheese for us

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terence tour

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we got to sleep here

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sad clown corner

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i can’t help but remember that a former brief deitch staff member once suggested in a staff meeting where jeffrey asked if i would put my blog on the deitch site, that i re-name my blog “Kathy’s Korner”

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the audacity, impoliteness, condescendence, but above all terrible imagination was too much for me to overcome with this poor lady

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this painting was hung sideways for some reason not readily discernible

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terence rented this lake house for a month for reasons not readily discernible

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this photo might shed some light on it tho

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portable pup w/ feed bag

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teen being de-bugged

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meghan grilling

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mike n melons

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and then!

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we saw a deer and pursued it with all the enthusiasm of dorky city kids

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please note our Hello Kitty walkie-talkies

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it indulged us for a 15minute saunter then flipped its tail at us with insouciance and scamped off

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i wish every lunch i had looked like this

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beauty
healthfullness
simplicity
i know so little about you

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terence crawled into the back of the van so we could look at these horses

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many things were revealed

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the rest of the photos will also be
tomorrow!

gladly SSIONed who gladly fled from me

whee!
we are going to get a LOT of milage out of SSION (pronounced SHUN)
not just because one of their pieces in the show is like 1000 awesome photos with mustache
please peruse here a few mad mustachiod malt worms:

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boy i hope Courtney Love comes to the show

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there is fucking way more awesomeness where this came from
you don’t even know what is about to hit you August 26th!!!!!

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planning the show has been fun and great and great team
team!

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kathy conflict resolution: repeat the word “OK” until the person calms down

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there are two awesome homemade burgers hiding under that bibb

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summer timeeeeeeeee

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Upton likes his burgis with egg on top
growing boy!

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rosson is workin on her motorcycle show for Cincinnati and found this treasure trove of easy riders in LA

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who doesnt like gross biker humor?

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BARF

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for cutting coke apparently

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those are some pretty tough titties

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and this too!

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!!!

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ewwww

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that person is a teen

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having seen me in my worst estate, don’t SSION my abhorred society!

believe you me

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the rosson has returned

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just in time for our next hole show goin up

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this is apricot upside cake going down

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this is pork pear medallion sauce pilaf
word jumblies

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suzanne and mike took rosson and we’s out to dinner

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best new pizza place around! Motorino on Graham
pizza serious

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we here wenting again

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mike is worried suzanne is going to make this her every day bar

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Upton right before he was chased out from behind bar by bartendy blonde

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they have this wheel thing that is fun

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teen had to do a gross Bailey shot out of a condom

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rosson got to have a shot glass for hers

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we are thoroughly entertained

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suzanne won a tshirt and gave it to Upton who loved it

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you get the idea

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i totally promise there will be art pictured here tomorrow

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don’t condom shots count as art somewhere
some planet

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i did take some art photos

i expanded my idea of fruit and loins
but now my muse got cold balls and doesn’t want them on the internet

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i say poo!!!!

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they are gonna end up on the internet at some point let’s be realistic

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why art tomorrow when you can tag today?

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oh and Rosson’s new thing: sticking toys in her hair
that will be reported on in full
believe you me