contrapposto

settle in for a long download: i took a crapload of photos this weekend

because i had a blast and it looked oh so good!

i think there should be more taggin on this blog

Ja, ja i’m glad some of you agree

there is certainly no shortage of them

this must be old methinks

look at all these cool fonts

tee hee!

i used to take naps on this when i was in kindergarten
now i use it as a towel when all my towels are in the laundry

laundry day laundry day

meghan and teddy picked us up in a zip car at 10am to go to the beach on sunday!

this is refugee rockaway
oop sorry

this is jacob riis rockaway

beach 200ish street? i dunno

this is our beach bum blanket
teddy is indeed wearing a robe

indeed

abby says meghan has secret tittes
its true! you will see in a sec

whee!

whee!!!

there are lots of water play photos

dont worry, i will post all of them

hee hee!

splooo!

teen launch

squirt!

squirt seminar

whee!!!!

seriously i think these photos are like those Uffitzi marbles

you know the ones i mean
Giambologna

Rape of the Ding Dongs
and
Dead Medusa Head

contrapposto
figura serpentina

wait i will look it up

Meneleus and Patroclus!

aw! that is what i used to call Patrick whenever we were in Greece

i called aurel Aurelius and patrick Patroclus

the water was not quite as lovely as greece but it wasn’t gross!
not gross!!

look how pretty

yay! jorge in a speedo!

did i mention Jorge is single??

whee!

wet ones wet ones

there were others on the beach with even more bodacious style than us

all of these people

this lady
wait for it

yay!

ok time to go

lets go eat tacos!

time for tacos

pampered by tacos

jorge helping meghan on with her clothes

wowee this is my favourite photo

this book is always awesome looking and i always read it a little hoping it will be as awesome as the cover
but its not

fuck yes
we are too hungry to even look up!

the best piña colada i’ve had at Connolly’s
no pinnochio pants!

favourite poster ever

to go titties

ha ha!

tuckered on the teen

sunburny bean

later
🙂

that is one angry butthole

dog park next day!

Fifi

oh shit i never told that Fifi joke when i posted about rosson’s dinner

shit i will next time it comes up

this little dude

was trying to scratch his ass

but just kept spinnin

you know how dogs do do

whee!

aw.

three lazy dudes watchin the world go by

hey whats that

hay hay

it’s jack and his new dog iggy!

he’s four months old
and critically cute

jack’s not bad neither
says my friend next to me

look at this thing

oh no!

ooo doggie three-way!

pufftastic

jack just made this
you guys know about this, right?

dying

oh no no no no no

it was a weird day in Thompkins

the teen was almost attacked by this drunk mexican

we petted a shit load of dogs and read cookbooks

what else??

how am i still taking blurry photos

oh SHIT

new york, are you serious

i used my cookbookreading to make nice dinner for abby later

i was so hungry i started eating before i photoed
sorry i failed you

then i made pineapple upside-down cake!!!

today it rained

and i wore cool shoes
poonposto!