crowd plasir

the crowds pleased her:

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rosson and Kenny Scharf

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taylor with matt leines behind him

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i hope that kid bought the nest book!

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that guy looks mannish

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alexxa

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rosson zac posen and christopher

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more

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JR and abby

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i like this phoo with fran in the background!

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mike jackson suzanne and ricardooo

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me!

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pee po

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ajw and evan works

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a-ron sissy
speaking of which, where was a-ron?

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retard riot and ajw up from philly!

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cute

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former intern what is her name? i like her!

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ooh this guy does not approve

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contemplating a joe grillo drawing

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sarah perpich and carolyn tu tu tuesday

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yay

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yay

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eric jasmine and eli sudbrack

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stacy engman and kathy battista who helped us with our intern boy band

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dave sherry and emma reeves

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the bookshop is so awesome

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me and leif

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is this EV Day or EV look alike?

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evan gruzis

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tim goosy

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that is gabe winer i went to highschool with him!

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clayton and billy, dan levin and billy’s daughter

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remember dan made that film from previous post??

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carlo mccormick and dude doing documentary on taylor

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guillaume

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palma, bro, more

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james powers

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franny and glitterlimes!

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wowee high fashion team

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JK5!

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erik leiser in fronta taylor painting

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more rosson sparkly ten outta ten

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takeshi glitterlimes and fran

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yay! that is my older brother billy

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oop we are afterparty now

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ha ha eric came as jeffrey!

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there were so many attractive young people around
jeez

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oops

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Hot Sex and his hot dance partner

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i dont see how people can’t find a date in new york
seriously
attractive people everywhere
and drinking!

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NO BRA

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suzanne is awesome

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and that is what it looked like!

all photos Kristy Leibowitz

tomorrow we can look at the art!

i am a poet and i did not know that

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dont get to excited because i dont have many opening photos
this is us still setting up and rosson with her “handmade by artist hand” Terence Koh for THE HOLE shirt

get yours in our shop!

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rosson pokin Spencer Sweeney’s big red nose

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this is kunle’s painting!!!!
this makes me so excited!!!!!

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this is a butthole

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these guys arent to SMART if they are going around sticking stickers over ADEK tags…

FYI guys

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they should probably go hide somewhere

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you never know where ADEK could be hiding…

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what else???

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a few taylor details i nabbed

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some Kembra customization

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boy Kembra with a labelmaker is pretty funny

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kembra “activating” her piece for the show

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in line for ice cream truck

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with Meghan who looks awesome!

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kathy and rosson!
look i got to wear a fancy dress!!

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sarah perpich put a good word in with Zac Posen and he loaned me actually three gorgeous dressed for the opening
this one is a pattern Rosson made!

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stacy and teddy
together they have a ton of flair

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jack and matt

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this is it just starting up
it was so crowded and awesome!!!!

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BJ checking out Rafael’s amazing bookshop

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taylor detail ahahaha!

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its kathy

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its kathy again
i love this half painted logo!
very late-Warhol

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its

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rosson!

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and the teen
favourite picture!!!

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rafael locking up

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rosson running away

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eric as Jeffrey Deitch at the afterparty!

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look what a great party photographer i am

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the Jane Hotel was pretty super fun

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watching Jack and his friend Jeanette dance was pretty fun

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woo!

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NO BRA performin

and a million other fun non-photographed things
so many people so much drinking
HOLE PUNCH!
it was free and really strong. i think we need to have hole punch at the gallery at all times. maybe if we use grain alcohol we won’t get caught???
watercooler with hole punch: meghan lets do it!

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had the best cheese croissant ever with my brother the next morning
wish i had a photo of billy! dammit!

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here’s a steamy photo of the teen instead

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teen scene

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all that steam steamed up my camera and all my beach photos are fucked. im retarded

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that is one sandy butthole

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i went to the beach by myself the next morning so i could unwind all the crammed up in there things and let them breathe and normalize

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it involved coconut ices

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there was one little stretch of beach that was covered in seaweed
it smelled like rotting ceasar salad and there will children romping with green bits all over them

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navel gazing
update: shoe photographing

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there was watermelon juice!

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and plantain black bean quesadillas!

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abandoned subway stops

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freezing AC ride home

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ha ha more details of the hoarder sedan!

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seriously is this an artwork
because i will be bummed

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made the best dinner ever that night
steak, homemade rootbeer baked beans, leeky mashed potatoes and au poivre sauce

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fit for a fussy little prince!

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last night me nick and jack went on a drinking spree all over town
i think this is freemans and these things were very very icky

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no photos of jack today
sorry ladies!
rosson has renamed him Hot Sex which is pretty funny
this is just a burger and it was gross

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violent mornings

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people really fucking hate shep dog fairy huh?

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wow that is three violent photos in a row
what a poignant juxtaposition
i am a poet and i did not know that

no warhorses

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if you can read this, come to the opening tomorrow!!!

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it has been hard

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but awesome art is still trickling in

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this is the sex couch now

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mooin
gotta take a break and go

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billy’s movie!

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whee! it was a movie premiere at Sunshine

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a crapperload of people came

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and it was documented

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derp
start the mooo veeeee!

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Jenner, Dan Levin the directors and two unknown womenz

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ahahahahaha!

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its funny to see things so familiar in a movie

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like paul sevigny

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billy

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dont know this guy but he was hilarious

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there was a nazi bust involved
and gangs

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it was actually great!

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the cop kills himself in the end!
spoiler alert

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go see it!
that didnt actually spoil anything dont worry

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yay!

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dashy

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is this todd james car?
that is my guess

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mystery colin appeared at Fanellis and came by The Hole to show me his book

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Tiajuana graffiti
drug dealers paint their donkeys white and then spraypaint em like zebras

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i fucking shit you not

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later that night

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found these bad boys on the way home and am going to make a kickass chair out of them this weekend

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passed a hoarder car
is that a thing?
“rad”

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sanity: GOING

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GOING

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GONE!

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clare taking a shit

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no homo

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handmade artist tshirt $500

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handmade artist… monkey
$88,000

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the hole pins: $1

on sale tomorrow!!!

salads and spanks

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sigh!!!!!!!

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what is going on lately besides work work work and emotional rollercoaster rollercoaster rollercoaster???

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bold on broadway

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sardines and greek salad

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rosson and cleavage!

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we went to the Jane Hotel to scope afterparty locations

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this is a photo of meghan right before she came up with the best idea ever for what we will do at our afterparty
it is a huge suprise
it is hilarious!!!

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hello!

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ho bags
hole bags

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some photos are really great at capturing personalities and dynamics

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we got into a cab to go home and it was full of eggs

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we took of our shoe and our “wild wednesday” sock was full of holes

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screw it i guess i will just show you some images of the space

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barry mcgee tagger plant

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jim drain detail
amazing!!!

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taylor plants

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teddy details

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barry details!!!

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fuuuuuck

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armhairs!!!

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corny

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smokey

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not quite openy

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taggy

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i peeked in there

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it looks like this!!!
can this be my new gallery?
first order of business: REMOVE ALL BULLSHIT FROM EXTERIOR except the three SACERS in the stairwell ­čÖé

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then!
sarah perpich asked zac posen to loan me a dress for the opening!!!

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rosson and i went over yesterday to try on clothes

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where’d rosson go??

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seriously it was half mortifyingly embarrassing and half the best dress up party ever

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its fancy there!!

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we got a lotta booty

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we had really really good drinks

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and huge salads

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i like that a collector called me yesterday, said he read my blog and that he wanted to buy one of the pieces from the show and then said he liked seeing all the nice food in new york

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i wonder if he will like seeing all the world cup fans in new york overruning the cities cafes playing with a baby in the corner wasted

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i am totally down for some world cup

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but with a skin tight dress to get into i think in need to deal with some salads and spanks first

sea being silent is foon

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settin up the showroom

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trying on custom store merch!

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fa-reeeeeeking out!

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taking little sneaky peakies

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foss

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lowman

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grillo

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leines lining lines
boy team!

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steve powers!!!

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the middle sticker makes me think of sean griffin

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pool and tequila shots

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milady’s is ok

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terence and that salem dude jack!
who is awfully photogenic

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teen’s old friend from chicago in town to play some show saturday

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wish they were playing at my afterparty grrrrrr!!

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this is that stupid fashion sushi place

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this place

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i’m only mean to it because i don’t like “celebrity hangouts”
or… “celebrities”

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and because i have extreme Takahatchi loyalty

so this is terence
terence lost his voice
he has not talked in a week
i told you his last words
now he just writes in book

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he is going crazy!

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we ate all the food
terence just had roots and tubers

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now we are at Alanna Heiss house

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afterparty for James Franco thing at clock tower?
i was definitely not invited

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i have a feeling terence was the only one invited

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because james franco loves his “artworks”

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because james franco seems to really like male “artworks”

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terence like i said has not been speaking
this is him signing in made up sign language

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these are super sweet

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look at Alana Heiss she looks awesome!!!

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teen get OFF! her bed

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kalup lindsay did something fun but we missed it
he is pretty awesome

the night got pretty kooky… there maybe have been fighting and there may have been long long periods of making up

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morning rooster was sick
slept till noon accidentally
old school kathy

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rosson!
we went walkin around for breaktime and i needed a photo of her for this
bootleggy

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love this

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she has been sticking it to the city streets

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har har
this reminds me of that courbet gross vagina painting

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this one
am i a psychopath?

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babe holes

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sigh!
this is what i look like right now
thanks rosson
really enjoying see thru clothes right now
saturday i will be wearing something with a lot of holes!

joseph boys

i’m feeling a little joseph boys crazy right now

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a ha ha!
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but i was making sausage and pepper pasta thing last night and saw my opportunity

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the pasta turned out pretty good too!

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show is getting weird

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taylor is really going for it

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the wait until saturday seems endless

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the amount of tasks to execute between now and saturday seems endless

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POW good morning!

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NEKST: really “packs a punch”

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subtlers

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moo
walking to work in the morning and not the afternoon
the new reality

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the dude from this band sent a text call to Deitch phone that was weird lady computer voice saying NICK WOULD YOU LIKE TO GET TATTOOD TOMORROW and then clicked off

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i am DYING to show you some of the works for the unfinished show but will restrain myself to a few tantalizing details

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ok thats actually it i have to restrain myself!

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someone sent me this yesterday!
amazing!!!

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someone sent me this today too
yay!
more!

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i sent rosson this today

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saw this on patrick’s blog
appropr├ę
wait is that a word

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i saw this on the internet and it was scary

and this should be hitting your inboxes soon!

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rain or shine
ready or not!

quarrel majority

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the card came!
we mailed it out this morning

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the boardroom looks awesome

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the UNFINISHED show is shaping up!
or down?

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had one day off this weekend
i think that is the new Kathy reality

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rosson and kathy Bacaro folding Wayfarers and pink champagne!

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there is lots going on….

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i’m having trouble focusing on things not related to the Hole though
so if you have some quarrel with me you can save it till next week, SVP

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yay!
this is IO’s butt hole

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this is Matthew Placek’s studio where he is doing concert nights

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the third one was bridget!

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i need a good tune to get stuck in your heads lets see

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before things get too outta control

ooh thought of one

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why you coming home
at 5 in the morning

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somethings going on
can i smell your dick?

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dont play me like a fool
cuz that aint cool

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so what you need to do
is let me smell your dick

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it’s four oclock and im sleepin
its late night and youre creeping

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you couldve told me im leavin
no i know youre out there cheatin

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i’m dead asleep and you trickin’
in the club with dirty foot bitches

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my girl was there and she witnessed

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she had a camera phone she took pictures

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essentially the performance was one long ART FROM BEHIND photo shoot

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rosson with too too and hair wave

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terence’s last words
did you know he is mute now???

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sunday mornin comin down

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outside terence’s

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the teen is a very very strange teen

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i wish i had better catalogued all my various EAT A DICK adventures
ah well!

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there is other scribbs to document

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scribbin

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new pink shorts

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sunny side

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which apartment?

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meghan’s!

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its going to be about one second before i start sticking dicks through this thing
you are warned!

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dead pigeon outside momofuku milk bar
did not affect the appetizingness of the cookies and cakes

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crammed full of sweets

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sugar rushed home

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yay!

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oh and BTW!
some nocturnal animal made this for Rosson!
talk about fucking uppping the ante

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white power breakfast

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the moral of the story is
the moral of the story is
the moral of the story is
i remember when i first learned how to type that was one of the exercizes, to type that sentence fragment over and over “at pace”

fussball

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i finally found the perfect sport for me and it is called fussball

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it consists of walking around, looking at art and being fussy

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this is the great Basquiat show at the Beyler
this did not make me fuss this was great!

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the beyler is beautiful space

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andreas! as promised

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this piece was awesome but it was so hard to take photos with all the guards
you guys should know that i am like a top sly photo taker
this was the best i could do

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the heat was on
they didnt want me to take photos
they wanted me to buy the 85CHF book

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later basquiats
pretty weird

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portrait of andy warhol as a banana

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made when he was like 18? ha ha

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drawing of him and girlfriend suzanne

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blue movers really cool painting

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rat├▓n!

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they had lots of other great works
this is one of my favourite Francis Bacons

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felix gonzales torres

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the Renzo Piano building
so lovely

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monet on the left, richter on the right

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their lunch place was so nice!
basel meant it was so swamped there
stupid place took like 3 hours for lunch
but what a lunch!

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me suzanne andreas and rafael! it was super fun

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rafael! did you catch that? he came!

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horay!

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there was nada at nada
except javier and a few other friendlies

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Carol Dunham with titties!

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the piece at Foxy Productions had the nicest surface–wow!

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these are not joe bradleys
they are not half bad tho!

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this was kind of like the MEDIAN piece at nada
junky, printy, abstract, leany

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i seriously don’t know what artists are fucking doing

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throw-up

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?

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derp

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there are a lot of negative trends happening

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like whatever this is

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this booth, run by those two girls was a good both!

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this was my favourite piece in NADA
even though it borders on junk art
it bravely pulls itself up out of junk art to be something more!

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the lesser of the two

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these lizzy b’s

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still like em!

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boy artists really love defacing old photos
they never get tired of it

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all previous photos were tolerable

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do i make fun of this gallery every year?
this year even funnier
rosson and i joked about calling the hole Baby Steps Gallery, Training Wheels Gallery, My First Gallery, etc
Plan B!
it’s a name for emergency contraception too which is the best

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i liked this. it was the circuit board for the building

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now we are in ART UNLIMITED

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trapped in Yayoi Kusama’s brain

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andreas looked exceptionally international playboy like in there. but the camera just couldnt capture it
for kathy eyes only

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art unlimited, despite having a name i want, is constantly retarded every year

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essentially EVERYTHING we did at deitch would have been better than almost ANYTHING they have done there

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although this jack pierson piece is awesome

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Doug Aitken’s piece was really awesome… from the outside

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this is exactly what TEAM’s booth looked like but black and white

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pretty cool project

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is this Ugo Rondinone? i forget

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look at this monstrosity

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seriously???

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Urs Fischer handy holds: looked better in the new moo

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yay!
rafael coming outta a big white plastic vagina!

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andreas in the vagina

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it was a really long vagina
rafael and andreas got bored and played on their phones

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Sigmar Polke. he just died. was this his last piece?

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rafael said he felt like that cat…

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andreas noooo!!!!

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it’s not horrible but its just decorative

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it should be in design miami

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if it were in design miami it would be really good!

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this book was pretty neat

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spongebrush

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no too bad!

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i think at this point i’m just saying its good because its better than the rest of the poo

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it does have something tho!

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seriously this is your booth?
you work for years to get a booth and this is what you put in it?

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i swear to you, the viewing public, that if i ever have a booth somewhere, that it will be the most awesome place you have ever seen, that it will transcend boothness, that it will rock your fucking world
you can hold me to that

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i will never prop or lean
you can hold me to that too

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this wrapped statue wasnt terrible
i will not bother to insult it

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the cafe
i never quite really like democracy in action

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ooh! this was in the lobby of my hotel

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big story on evan!

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anybody wanna translate?

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ooh and look its me in the bottom left!

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what else

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we had fancy dinner with Jeffrey at Chez Donati
suzanne and i were examining him to see what he is like to us now that he is really “museum director”
he was the same
he told the collector with us that i never showed up for work, told interesting art historical stories that made up for it, still says WE in reference to me and suzanne and him, it was fine!

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i love it when jeffrey says WE it is the best

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i dragged suzanne to the Kunsthalle Bar after so she could see the main meatmarket of the fair

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i have done so many bad things over the years in the Kunsthalle Bar

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NOFX is the crew patrick woudl hang out withe the years he came to basel
they are awesome! i wish i had their contacts still

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i saw one of them in new york in march outside Santos but was shittttfaced and making out with someone and it is all a blur, i should have given him a card or something, i probably really grossed him out tho

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this is my favourite sign in Basel

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they are full of Fois Gras

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we are supposed to eat white asparagus when we go but for some reason i managed to not eat a single sheltered sad one

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look! they have an entire section in the newspaper about my new favourite sport!

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this is maybe next day we took one last gander at the fair

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is this… Pawl Althamer?

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sorta cool

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this new mark grotjahn is amazing makes me wanna take back what i said about him being one hit wunderkind

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remember when i wrote an essay on Warhol Skulls + Hammer and Sickles?

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ha ha

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pee pee boss

this piece was 18million bucks!

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love

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remember when i interviewed nick cave?

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i dont think i have a copy of that i-D do i?

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this is for Rosson and her friend Christopher!

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blah ok i am bored and i bet you guys are bored too right?

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some other summer i will care more about this

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it is my fate not to care about this right now

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its a sunny saturday 3pm here in new york city and i wanna go make out in a park not post ghey blogs

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i have more photos to post tho and what do i do? there are those sitting around their computers super bored hoping the photos are forever so

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check out this hot proboscis

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aw!
saw this sad thingie on the way to design fair
(i am allowed to call this sad thingie right? or should i pretend it is not?)

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the design fair was funny i wish rafael had been there to guide us

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we don’t know a hawk from a handsaw

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or a chair from a… notebook pad

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this was pretty cool actually

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i recognize this tho!
i love richard woods

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we sat here for a while and took it in and talked to Perry who suzanne said used to be a big model!

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then we took a cab (most cabs are mercedes in super rich people land) to the Schaulager

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everything about the Schaulager is fun including just saying its name over and over
the matthew barney show they had was totally a bummer and so super serious and lame
suzanne and i giggled the whole way through it

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i have almost made “Schaulager” an echolalia but not quite

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something about their graphic design is too austere for me
something about how i didnt get to sneak even one photo and they made me lock my (not oversized) purse in a 2CHF locker is too austere for me

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then we went to the maybe-should-be-a-bit-more-serious VOLTA fair

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where as LISTE was junk and lean, VOLTA was corny and embarrassing

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bad kitty

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this is me giving you the highlights, remember

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cock walk

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whats this guys name again

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you know i cant help but look at things like this

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its not my fault its like my hardwiring or something!!

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this guy asked us for change for the homeless

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sigh!

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this is a computer hanging from a noose

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grosser in person

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mercifully we decided to leave and get drunk and plan shows about glory holes

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i walked around a long time to find the one liquor store in Basel

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it was past the boot house

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we watched the boots for a while

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we watched the sunset on this (art project?)

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art project

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we ordered “art suprise menu” at the Kraft Hotel

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seriously i have never mad more or fancier food that on this past trip

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art project

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oh shit another art project!
Cerith Wyn Evans
the saddest of the sad firework displays
i blame both the rain and the sodden romanticism

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art surprise desert

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bed surprise chocolate

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early morning time to go

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i dont wanna go
it was only sunny for one hour i was there!

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so depressing

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fine
i will just come back next year and do a circus with suzanne and make Basel awesome for everyone

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no need to thank me yet

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i got the travel itch from my four days there and it made me so sad that i am not doing some grand tour with Athens and Rome and Lisbon and London and Brussels and all the great places i normally get to do and normally with cute Patrick

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doesn’t he miss that too?
the sad thing is i think he doesn’t

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i can’t imagine missing me when i look this jetlagged and disgusting
which is worse, jetlag heading there or back? there is something about bright sun in your face and hot smelly cab when it is supposed to be 10pm cool eveningtime

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whatevs
i’m so happy to be in New York where i can afford things and people are hot and messy and the city is a wild splat
i love leaving but i love coming home even more!

L├ů├ąckered

i am lacking a little lustre today

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it’s morning here in Swissy
maybe i just need a few more frapuccinos

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whee!
the world cup makes it feel like street justice in nyc people are going bonkers!

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i was eating snails and trying to mind my own business

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these chicks were trying to get some

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i was watching this really good band called The Estate i think

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hey you what is your name is that your name?

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i liked her the best

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obv

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yay for the cool bassist lady with long hair!

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i think she is all i took pictures of

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yep!

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next day

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salads with rosson
she was waiting jean shorts
not pictured

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it rained on me as i bought a suitcase and travel toiletteries and ewww that is not spelled right
ewww

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from ceviche and mojitos to not being able to sleep on plane as sun comes up and this grossness gets plopped onto your seat

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but i made it! with my new single-use canal street suitcase

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i’m down with single use
lots in new york is single use

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zurich to basel: boy the architecture boy the swissy ness
jotted in my journal:
“on the train to Basel ooh is really a doozy: sucks all the excitement right out of your sails. the architecture, the orderliness, the regularity. so offensive. where is the…anything? even the graffiti is annoyingly neat and regular. I’m suprised it’s not all in fucking HELVETICA. barf. i hate how alert my jetlagged brain can be too”

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ha ha what a grump i can be
so here is the fart fair!!!

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startin off in the bummer tent

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cory arcangel in the LISSON booth, what?

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chris johanson

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peter coffin

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this is where the Deitch booth should be!

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awwww it was sad!!!!

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team

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yay!!!!
this made me cheer the fuck up
the last of the famous
international playboys
ANDREAS!

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this is what art fairs look like
CATACOMBS OF DEAD IDEAS

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just kidding
here is a george condo masquerading as a dearraindrop

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haha!

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sterling ruby

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art fair photos are funny!

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ooh a better sterling ruby at the other one not PACE

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Katharina Fritsch

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always love

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what else?

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basquiat portrait of haring
reading his journals now!

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what is with japanese people

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aaaa!

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a lambent Lambie

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spencer! ha ha

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dont you think this lady should paint my friend the teen?

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grabbin brown

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its weird that rob pruitt was standing in front of his own piece

that is glenn obrien wtih him

fart worllddddd

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this nigel cook is kinda ick

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friedrich kunath?
or was i readin the wrong wall labelin

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rita ack!

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unknown

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eliot hundley

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kinda icky too

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my perpetual secret favourite

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sigh!
some lasty quasi-finished collageys at CFA

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dashy!

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so out of place in the stinky art fair

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can someone take these home immediately and cherish them please?

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because seeing them in a booth makes me want to scratch and kill

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did i tell you i ran into PAPA SMURF when i was eating that ceviche above photo?

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he was fine he was wearing a suit
still crazy still in c squat

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felt bad reminding him of our mutual friend

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he was so sad and talking to him was so sad

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i wonder what dash liked about this picture
i can picture him seeing it now and i am picturing him showing it to me smiling and saying “…

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sigh!
back to the grind

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look at this thing
5 seconds to guess who made it

Raquib Shaw!

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not yet!

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a little more fun

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this is why the rolldown gates must stay outdoors i thinks

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this is why we should take more champagne breaks

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this is the fanciest hors d’oeuvres plate i’ve ever seen

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me and andreas were too afraid to eat it and then when we weren’t looking they took it away!!!

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this is why we were too intimidated to sample the hors d’oeuvres

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the dinner after got even more intimidating!!!

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ill just sit there smiling and photographing my food while the suits hang out

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come home and try to sleep it off

l├ą├ą├ą├ąckered!
knackered.

last chance to see skin!

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ahahahahahaha!

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tra la la i like to walk down the street and follow cute things

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i like to take photos of things
its really relaxed

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my new business cards came

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im gonna walk around Basel with a stack of them on my middle finger
haha!

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i shoulda made the hole bigger so i could stick dicks through it

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bag man runnin from the cops

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why did the robbers run out of the small forrest?

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because someone yelled “look its the copse!”
still trying to perfect that one
and still dancing around posting this next photo…

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just because it literally is THE GROSSEST ART FROM BEHIND PHOTO EVER

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cover your eyes….

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aaaaa!

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i know i know that was too much
it was eggplant parmesan dont worry

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hot cracks

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holey buns

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shaded veggies

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wet bags

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steamy teens

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Soba place on 9th street was awesome

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terence decided this lychee made a better baby dick

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maybe better on the thumb

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maybe better with teens???

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now that’s a real dick

sorry BTW that there are so many dicks today

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i’m at erik foss’ studio picking up a piece for a secret fun thing

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i will tell you more about the fun thing soon
one thing at a time!
we are still processing the fact that there is a gallery

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whoah

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so i have a special place in my heart for piranhas
i caught a lot of them fishing in peru
i got to see them up close, touch them,
their teeth are like metal on metal
CLANG CLANG CLANG

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i got to chop off their heads fry them and have them for lunch too

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doesnt it look like foss is about to get hit in the head by falling bubble wrap

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ooo

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ha ha why is this guy’s name just SHERPA

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these drinks were awesome

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the new ID is awesome

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it has my article on cody!

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buy it buy it

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yay!
he is the second show at THE HOLE and its going to blow everyone away

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what is today like

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today has been pretty cool
drugs and money

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wee birds of optimism!

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small signs of disrespect

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rosson’s fucking awesome book came!

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sneak peak

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sneek peek

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sneaker peaker

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snicker picker

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snoopy poopy

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snipper pip

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sneaker pup

derp!

word jazz