enjoy your stay but be careful


still all turned around


things arent lookin up yet


decided to escape to DC for my mom’s 69th birthday party
funny birthday for a parent to have
kind of embarrassing


she bought me these two fashionable dresses at Costco


i met my friend from high school, nikki sorg at a tennis party
for the legg mason tournament that was about to start
for the tennis players
but i didnt meet my only irrational crush Roger Fedderer so i was bummed


these russian teens were at least 6 inches taller than me and stuck a temporary tatoo on me
that was pretty much the most tittilating part of the night


dc scene!
its a funny one


i took my parents to Great Falls Virginia


it was handicap accessible


the potomac is angry


i planted a tomoto plant for them
they named it “kathy memorial tomato plant”


then wee wee wee all the way home
i had wanted to get away from death and dying but it was all my parents are thinking about


let’s try this tomorrow night as a death escape

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I am the owner of downtown contemporary art center THE HOLE! I am arts editor at i-D magazine I paint paintings and curate art shows all around

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