paraquito

i’m into outdated bird names today

when the kite builds, look to lesser linen

i took this lark for a bunting

choughs that wing the midway air
dive-dapper is a cute one
jackdaws what else?

pat and i had ants in our pants last night and went to times square for no reason
a lapwing enticing us away from our original purpose

snipes and wagtails everywhere

i got a flat tire and we had to walk from 42nd back to 2nd

with one pit stop

one of them has birds in it

Papageno was in my head and started to mix with the Macarena so i had to youtube it and get it straight in my head

Papageno
Papagena
Papageno
Papagena!

those cant really be birds

white house black market

i used to like shopping there as a teen
a yuppie yuppie teen


i have that dumb michael jackson song in my head now that i realized all my photos except this one Unica Zurn thing are monochrome


dark spring
so far
WET SPRING


dash and i walked over to Drawing Center this mornin to see the Unica Zurn show
now sheild your eyeys for the coming onslaught of black and white


this arrived


a whole crapload!!!


this show was too crowded last night to see the art


banks on it


i was talking on the phone and taking photos and dropping things outta my purse


the press release said “cinematic”


ding!


death disco


Don’t Tell Me You Agree With Me
When I Saw You Kicking Dirt In My Eye

hoo!


graphite on… what is that thing?


the salted hog

i thought the show was OK. i have already heard diametrically opposed responses from my friends


video playing was whatever but dont you kinda like the sculptural presentation?
takeshi?


jose helped me go through possibilities for New York Minute


alex too, he has a nice Jar Jar painting on his screen in this photo actually

i should probably stop calling Gardar Jar Jar, i really just find it so funny, for no reason, i dont know if i can really stop now


hey whats this cool new website?
there is so much interesting stuff on it like my bare butt


hey what is this similar looking but obviously totally unrelated new website?


It’s Black, It’s White
It’s Tough For You
To Get By
It’s Black , It’s White, Hoo

lime disease

my stomach is in agony
cinco de mayo is the worst holday for sensitive tums


i feel like it is full of flaming spike balls

seriously. lime juice tequila and hot hot salsa. that is all that is in there still from last night
i tried barfing but much to my annoyance i never learned how to make myself barf
or as kembra would phrase it, i never learned to “do bulimia”


i got this art in the mail
you should buy some too
this guy Yuichi Yokoyama is so awesome
buy yours here


the secret is out on Yokoyama


why is this on the wall of the new Duane Reade?
i will use this quote when i have to defend New York Minute to critics


what else is going on in my iphoto


walking home yesterday with the now-painful bags of limes and grapefruits


cuttin up fruits


boiling green tomatoes and tomatillos and jalapenos
oh im in even more agony looking at this


this industrial size cuisinart is the best, thanks sean!
i’m gonna be eating fucking green death salsa for weeks


we had some people over even though we tried to cancel our party due to inclement weather


peepo
i tried to print out sheets about the history of cinco de mayo but patrick shamed me into not doing that


everyone knows that it is not mexican independance day right


that is about all you need to know


this is patrick with my hair


this is me facinated with what i thought were “zombie packman” on naomi’s skirt


did i mention the Montana guy came to our party? all the boys wanted to impress him
this is this morning


also this mornin
setting up Jonathan Borofsky


sweet


met a-ron in the part to talk about New York Minute
pupil check
just kidding


caught with the meat in his mouth


alex made a nice drawing for Secret


the fires of hell
i’m hopping in them!

cat’s nouns

this isnt a good blog so dont get excited


had sushi with aurel who orders weird things like this that is only a few poles short of being a thatched hut

She then went to Sarah Glick’s 30th birthday at China Chalet and took things and licked walls and people and danced all night while Pat and i went home to question our old-fogeyness


the next night was the Francesco Clemente opening and instead of going to the dinner we went home to ponder our old-fogeyness


clayton caught us on camera before we left and i guess we dont look that old..

maybe we are just in work mode, or in –gag– couple mode
please let us not be in that


this kathy weekend of sunday and monday we stayed in and made artworks and played dress up and cleaned out our closets


our closets made us lots of cash at Beacon’s Closet and that other one what is it called? american. no Buffalo Exchange


i saw two rats humping in the subway but they stopped by the time i got my camera out


and these books came in the mail today

how lame am i? that was my weekend
and we were going to have a big Cinco de Mayo party today but we cancelled it due to the impenetrable, interminable rain that has been peltin new york city


whats with the above?

i think they are all things contained “in a new york minute”!


oh! here is at least one cool thing
the i-D came out with the Fran piece i wrote


horay!
i am very excited. as i think you know i get to be their new art editor over at i-D and will be making lots of articles for them and having a grand ol’ time


and some icing on the cake!
i remember ben telling me these when i went up years ago for that ANP magazine article in the before-time
i hope they make you as excited as they did me!

America’s most wanted (dishwasher size)

i finished this this morning and am the happiest thingie


but lets not start there


these dogs are still sleeping, i shit you not


they have been asleep since before i left for rome


went to Abby Scholar’s love letter show pat and i were in


here is a little link


terence sent it to me saying “kathy can poot ants in your pants”





douglas gordon one



abby portners i think




shit i cant remember everyones

that one is pat’s to me


that one is mine to pat

dont worry you read these before



terence and garrick joint one


real charles manson one



anna nicole smith


hot n heavy!


next is another hot cramped area but this time a bigger fire hazard:


SVA open studios BFA program yay






it really is a “school” isnt it



text message exchange as art


crowd pleaser

who doesnt love some tree nips??



there is something really selfindulgent about these that i liked



oh no its “awkwardness art”


where feeling awkward is part of the art


also known as embarrassment art


also known as “run away!”


i snuck a photo in the side peep hole

look how few people are holding in their guts


stuffed cloak bag of guts!


tara donovan art


this i liked


he mexicaned dan flavin


jokes

abstraction and jokes is good


patrick has a teen friend who goes here

a graffiti teen

i forget his name deliberately


all the teen boys like porn



i had a friend Lindsay Marshall in college whose dad, to my horror, had one of these in his pool room


from far away it was a portrait of Bill Clinton


this piece was great

“plasmid”

one of my favourite words


some stoner art i couldnt back up enough to shoot


a static piece


drawing


animation


best in show!


these i liked too


pat was hurrying me out so i couldnt look too long


i think they are ink on paper


i think this is an artist but i didnt have a chance to ask her about them


dammit!~


this was funny


this i loved for simple reasons

reminds me of Komar and Melamid’s Peoples Choice paintings


youve all read about this in art history right?


one last “holy shit” piece and we are out


what has become of todays yoots


this is the spaghetti and meatballs i made before adding the sauce


this is NERO magazine who is having a big festival called DISSONANZA soon in rome that Terence and Cory are in!


and joy of joys! i am so happy to be done


did it turn out good?



it has 4 paintings that go with it

now i just have to paint the four and the group will look so nice!

i hope


oh and just to fucking gild the lilly today…


fuck yes


“not that i care about artforum reviews”


“but this is stupendous!!!!”