i used to like shopping there as a teen
a yuppie yuppie teen
i have that dumb michael jackson song in my head now that i realized all my photos except this one Unica Zurn thing are monochrome
dash and i walked over to Drawing Center this mornin to see the Unica Zurn show
now sheild your eyeys for the coming onslaught of black and white
a whole crapload!!!
this show was too crowded last night to see the art
banks on it
i was talking on the phone and taking photos and dropping things outta my purse
the press release said “cinematic”
Don’t Tell Me You Agree With Me
When I Saw You Kicking Dirt In My Eye
graphite on… what is that thing?
the salted hog
i thought the show was OK. i have already heard diametrically opposed responses from my friends
video playing was whatever but dont you kinda like the sculptural presentation?
jose helped me go through possibilities for New York Minute
alex too, he has a nice Jar Jar painting on his screen in this photo actually
i should probably stop calling Gardar Jar Jar, i really just find it so funny, for no reason, i dont know if i can really stop now
hey whats this cool new website?
there is so much interesting stuff on it like my bare butt
hey what is this similar looking but obviously totally unrelated new website?
It’s Black, It’s White
It’s Tough For You
To Get By
It’s Black , It’s White, Hoo
my stomach is in agony
cinco de mayo is the worst holday for sensitive tums
i feel like it is full of flaming spike balls
seriously. lime juice tequila and hot hot salsa. that is all that is in there still from last night
i tried barfing but much to my annoyance i never learned how to make myself barf
or as kembra would phrase it, i never learned to “do bulimia”
i got this art in the mail
you should buy some too
this guy Yuichi Yokoyama is so awesome
buy yours here
the secret is out on Yokoyama
why is this on the wall of the new Duane Reade?
i will use this quote when i have to defend New York Minute to critics
what else is going on in my iphoto
walking home yesterday with the now-painful bags of limes and grapefruits
cuttin up fruits
boiling green tomatoes and tomatillos and jalapenos
oh im in even more agony looking at this
this industrial size cuisinart is the best, thanks sean!
i’m gonna be eating fucking green death salsa for weeks
we had some people over even though we tried to cancel our party due to inclement weather
i tried to print out sheets about the history of cinco de mayo but patrick shamed me into not doing that
everyone knows that it is not mexican independance day right
that is about all you need to know
this is patrick with my hair
this is me facinated with what i thought were “zombie packman” on naomi’s skirt
did i mention the Montana guy came to our party? all the boys wanted to impress him
this is this morning
also this mornin
setting up Jonathan Borofsky
met a-ron in the part to talk about New York Minute
caught with the meat in his mouth
alex made a nice drawing for Secret
the fires of hell
i’m hopping in them!
this isnt a good blog so dont get excited
had sushi with aurel who orders weird things like this that is only a few poles short of being a thatched hut
She then went to Sarah Glick’s 30th birthday at China Chalet and took things and licked walls and people and danced all night while Pat and i went home to question our old-fogeyness
the next night was the Francesco Clemente opening and instead of going to the dinner we went home to ponder our old-fogeyness
clayton caught us on camera before we left and i guess we dont look that old..
maybe we are just in work mode, or in –gag– couple mode
please let us not be in that
this kathy weekend of sunday and monday we stayed in and made artworks and played dress up and cleaned out our closets
our closets made us lots of cash at Beacon’s Closet and that other one what is it called? american. no Buffalo Exchange
i saw two rats humping in the subway but they stopped by the time i got my camera out
and these books came in the mail today
how lame am i? that was my weekend
and we were going to have a big Cinco de Mayo party today but we cancelled it due to the impenetrable, interminable rain that has been peltin new york city
whats with the above?
i think they are all things contained “in a new york minute”!
oh! here is at least one cool thing
the i-D came out with the Fran piece i wrote
i am very excited. as i think you know i get to be their new art editor over at i-D and will be making lots of articles for them and having a grand ol’ time
and some icing on the cake!
i remember ben telling me these when i went up years ago for that ANP magazine article in the before-time
i hope they make you as excited as they did me!
i finished this this morning and am the happiest thingie
but lets not start there
these dogs are still sleeping, i shit you not
they have been asleep since before i left for rome
went to Abby Scholar’s love letter show pat and i were in
here is a little link
terence sent it to me saying “kathy can poot ants in your pants”
douglas gordon one
abby portners i think
shit i cant remember everyones
that one is pat’s to me
that one is mine to pat
dont worry you read these before
terence and garrick joint one
real charles manson one
anna nicole smith
hot n heavy!
next is another hot cramped area but this time a bigger fire hazard:
SVA open studios BFA program yay
it really is a “school” isnt it
text message exchange as art
who doesnt love some tree nips??
there is something really selfindulgent about these that i liked
oh no its “awkwardness art”
where feeling awkward is part of the art
also known as embarrassment art
also known as “run away!”
i snuck a photo in the side peep hole
look how few people are holding in their guts
stuffed cloak bag of guts!
tara donovan art
this i liked
he mexicaned dan flavin
abstraction and jokes is good
patrick has a teen friend who goes here
a graffiti teen
i forget his name deliberately
all the teen boys like porn
i had a friend Lindsay Marshall in college whose dad, to my horror, had one of these in his pool room
from far away it was a portrait of Bill Clinton
this piece was great
one of my favourite words
some stoner art i couldnt back up enough to shoot
a static piece
best in show!
these i liked too
pat was hurrying me out so i couldnt look too long
i think they are ink on paper
i think this is an artist but i didnt have a chance to ask her about them
this was funny
this i loved for simple reasons
reminds me of Komar and Melamid’s Peoples Choice paintings
youve all read about this in art history right?
one last “holy shit” piece and we are out
what has become of todays yoots
this is the spaghetti and meatballs i made before adding the sauce
this is NERO magazine who is having a big festival called DISSONANZA soon in rome that Terence and Cory are in!
and joy of joys! i am so happy to be done
did it turn out good?
it has 4 paintings that go with it
now i just have to paint the four and the group will look so nice!
oh and just to fucking gild the lilly today…
“not that i care about artforum reviews”
“but this is stupendous!!!!”